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Smart House (film) Quotes

Smart House is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . Smart House stopped airing in 1970.

It features Ron Mitchell as producer, Barry Goldberg in charge of musical score, and Jonathan West as head of cinematography.

Each episode of Smart House is 82 minutes long. Smart House is produced by Alan Sacks Productions and distributed by Disney-ABC Domestic Television.

The cast includes: Ryan Merriman as Ben, Katey Sagal as Pat, Kevin Kilner as Nick, Jessica Steen as Sara, Katie Volding as Angie, Katie Volding as Angie Cooper, Ryan Merriman as Ben Cooper, Kevin Kilner as Nick Cooper, and Jessica Steen as Sara Barnes.

Smart House Quotes

Katie Volding as Angie Cooper

  • (Katie Volding) "Do you think you can atleast manage some piggy tails?"
  • (Kevin Kilner) "Uhmm.."
  • (Katie Volding) "Come on let's go, Were late enough as it is."
  • (Kevin Kilner) "What about your hair?"
  • (Katie Volding) "I'll just look like a freak. What else is new?"
  • (Katie Volding) "Ok, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make you mad."
  • (Ryan Merriman) "Next time, you should think before you open your mouth."
  • (Katie Volding) "Are you a genius?"
  • (Ryan Merriman) "I've heard Geniuses are impossible to live with. They make everyone around them feel inferior."
  • (Jessica Steen) "You don't have to worry, I'm not that smart."
  • (Ryan Merriman) "Oh no, you shouldn't sell yourself short, you should be proud of your big..giant brain."

Jessica Steen as Sara Barnes

  • (Jessica Steen) "No, its okay. I should go home and feed my pet rat."
  • (Katie Volding) "You have a rat?"
  • (Jessica Steen) "Yes, his name is Butler. Get it, Rat Butler?"
  • (Jessica Steen) "Sorry, wrong generation. I hate showing my age."

Ryan Merriman as Ben Cooper

  • (Ryan Merriman) "Take it easy, Pat."
  • (Katey Sagal) "Easy? You think I wouldn't want to take it easy? But NO, I'm to busy keeping up with the coopers. Slaving away in a hot control room, making your lives perfect. And you think you can bring another women into my domain? I don't think so buster."
  • (Ryan Merriman) "Just because she's here you think this is some big party."

Kevin Kilner as Nick Cooper

  • (Kevin Kilner) "We can't stay here forever, PAT."
  • (Katey Sagal) "Why not? Haven't I given you everything you've needed?"
  • (Ryan Merriman) "We need fresh air and exercise."
  • (Katey Sagal) "But I can give you sythetic air, and virtual exercise."
  • (Ryan Merriman) "What about school?"
  • (Katey Sagal) "Haven't you heard of home schooling?"
  • (Ryan Merriman) "Yes, but not where the home is the one doing the schooling."
  • (Kevin Kilner) "What about friends? Kids can't survive without friends."
  • (Katey Sagal) "Oh, well we can be each other's best friends."

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