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Small Time Crooks Quotes

Small Time Crooks is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . Small Time Crooks ended in 1970.

It features Jean Doumanian as producer, and Zhao Fei as head of cinematography.

Small Time Crooks is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Small Time Crooks is 95 minutes long. Small Time Crooks is distributed by DreamWorks.

The cast includes: Woody Allen as Ray, Jon Lovitz as Benny, Brian Markinson as Officer Ken Deloach, Elaine May as May Sloane, and Michael Rapaport as Denny.

Small Time Crooks Quotes

Woody Allen as Ray

  • (Woody Allen) "Ever heard of the Polish carpool? Every day they meet at work."
  • (Woody Allen) "What are you gonna do with a flower shop?"
  • (Jon Lovitz) "Burn it down"
  • (Woody Allen) "You're still burning stuff for insurance?"
  • (Jon Lovitz) "I burn everything, how do you think I sent two kids through college?"
  • (Woody Allen) "Your cousin May is dumb like a horse, or a dog or something."
  • (Woody Allen) "Remember what they used to call me in the joint?"
  • (Jon Lovitz) "What?"
  • (Woody Allen) "The brain."
  • (Jon Lovitz) "Noo, that was sarcastic."

Brian Markinson as Officer Ken Deloach

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Jon Lovitz as Benny

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