Slow Down Your Neighbors Quotes

Slow Down Your Neighbors is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Slow Down Your Neighbors ended in 1970.

Slow Down Your Neighbors Quotes

• (Jay Pritchett) "I won't let you get hurt. You're a work of art. If you get scratched it decreases the market value. I'm kidding to lighten the mood."

• (Jay Pritchett) "Don't you know how to ride a bike?"
• (Manny Delgado) "I know how to ride this bike."
• (Jay Pritchett) "Stephen Hawking could ride that bike."

• (Cameron Tucker) "Mitchell, there's a stranger in our hot tub."
• (Mitchell Pritchett) "Who is it?"
• (Cameron Tucker) "You do know what stranger means, don't you?"
• (Mitchell Pritchett) "Oh my God. What is he doing here?"
• (Cameron Tucker) "You saw him two seconds after I did. I know just as much as you do."

• (Cameron Tucker) "You're living in our daughter's princess castle?"
• (Barry) "No, don't be ridiculous."
• (Barry) "I'm living in here."
• (Barry) "I'm sleeping in there."

• (Gloria Delgado-Pritchett) "There is no way that thing should stay upright."
• (Jay Pritchett) "There's no way you should stay upright, but it works."

• (Phil Dunphy) "So Laura's trying to test me? Bring it on. I've been tested my entire life. They could never find anything."

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