Six of a Kind Quotes

Six of a Kind is a television show that first aired in 1970 . Six of a Kind ended its run in 1970.

It features Henry Sharp (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Six of a Kind is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Six of a Kind is 62 minutes long. Six of a Kind is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: Gracie Allen as Gracie De Vore, George Burns as George Edwards, W.C. Fields as Nuggetville Sheriff 'Honest John' Hoxley, Alison Skipworth as Mrs. K. Rumford, and Mary Boland as Flora Whinney.

Six of a Kind Quotes

W.C. Fields as Nuggetville Sheriff 'Honest John' Hoxley

• (W.C. Fields) "It's the old saying -- It takes a thief to catch --"
• (Alison Skipworth) "AHEM."
• (W.C. Fields) "ah, must have been thinking about something else."

• (Dr. Busby) "How do you feel?"
• (W.C. Fields) "I feel as though the Russian Army has been walking over my tongue in their stocking feet."

Alison Skipworth as Mrs. K. Rumford

• (Alison Skipworth) "Now, listen to me, Honest John, why do you drink so much?"
• (W.C. Fields) "Because I like it."
• (Alison Skipworth) "Everything you like to do is wrong."
• (W.C. Fields) "According to you, everything I like to do is either illegal, immoral. or fattening."

• (Alison Skipworth) "John?"
• (W.C. Fields) "Yeah?"
• (Alison Skipworth) "Are you busy?"
• (W.C. Fields) "I'm about as busy as a pickpocket in a nudist colony."

Gracie Allen as Gracie De Vore

• (Gracie Allen) "Oh, what's that?"
• (George Burns) "You wouldn't understand. This is a map."
• (Gracie Allen) "Oh, sure, I know what a map is. It's what you take every afternoon when you're tired. I always take an afternoon map."
• (George Burns) "An afternoon map?"
• (Gracie Allen) "Sure."
• (George Burns) "I bet when you went to school, you never even reached the fifth grade."
• (Gracie Allen) "Aw, don't be silly. I spent three of the happiest years of my life in the fifth grade."

• (Gracie Allen) "A horseshoe. That's good luck."
• (George Burns) "Yes, this is perhaps the happiest moment of my life."
• (Gracie Allen) "Oh, the tire is flat isn't it?"
• (George Burns) "Only on the bottom."
• (Gracie Allen) "Yes."

• (Gracie Allen) "My name is Grace, but everybody calls me Gracie for short."

• (Gracie Allen) "Ohhh -- don't ever cross him or he'll tear ya to pieces."

Mary Boland as Flora Whinney

• (Mary Boland) "Don't talk so loud."
• (W.C. Fields) "I always talk loud. I'm a sheriff."

George Burns as George Edwards

• (George Burns) "Gracie, when we get inside to answer the ad, please let me do the talking because every day you learn more and more about less and less until finally the day will arrive when you'll practically know everything about nothing"
• (Gracie Allen) "Oh, George, whu don't you say things like that when we're out in company."

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