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Simple Explanation Quotes

Simple Explanation is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Simple Explanation ended in 1970.

Simple Explanation Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "I can fix it, but it's going to cost you $3.75. I'm not just going to give you my coffee."
  • (Unnamed) "Think of it as Costa Rican sober juice."
  • (Unnamed) "She's drunk?"
  • (Unnamed) "That little minty scent hiding beneath the rose petal perfume and the cherry blossum moisturizer, and the morning dew hairspray. You sneak into mommy's bathroom, gulp some of her mouthwash?"
  • (Unnamed) "Gotta be perfect."
  • (Unnamed) "You spit it out?"
  • (Unnamed) "Mommy doesn't."
  • (Unnamed) "I'm sorry. I've hired a grief counselor which I'm sure none of you will see. And I'm offering time off which I'm sure none of you will take, but it's available."
  • (Unnamed) "Did you figure that out by taking off your sunglasses to the strains of a Who song?"
  • (Unnamed) "You worked with him everyday for two years, and you never saw this coming."
  • (Unnamed) "No one saw it coming."
  • (Unnamed) "But you see everything coming. This has never been about what you missed. This is about why you missed it. You're terrified that you're losing your gift; losing who you are. And I'm terrified of what you'd do then."
  • (Unnamed) "Maybe we should pass this file on to another doctor."
  • (Unnamed) "The next one too? The one after that? How many files till it's okay that Kutner's dead?"
  • (Unnamed) "Taub went to run the treatment. We'd -- like to go see Kutner's parents."
  • (Unnamed) "I'll join you."
  • (Unnamed) "I can't deal with this and House."
  • (Unnamed) "You need a friend too."
  • (Unnamed) "You don't give a crap what I need. You just want someone to take care of him."
  • (Unnamed) "-- He told Kutner's parents it was their fault."
  • (Unnamed) "Kutner wanted to die, Charlotte doesn't. So in a contest for my concern and interest, she wins."
  • (Unnamed) "Okay. Either you're a cold-hearted bastard or you're too miserable to face it. Go home and cry."
  • (Unnamed) "I'm sorry for your loss."
  • (Unnamed) "It's not my loss."
  • (Unnamed) "I'm sorry you don't think it is."
  • (Unnamed) "Did you let me hire a pervert?"
  • (Unnamed) "Well it would be hypocritical of me not to."
  • (Unnamed) "Kutner's police background check from when he started. He was charged with indecent exposure."
  • (Unnamed) "Kutner streaked at the Penn-Dartmouth football game. Precisely the kind of thing you'd expect him to do. It's okay. You should be upset. He thought like you. Pushed boundaries like you. He --"
  • (Unnamed) "Not like me. He would have known that; living in misery sucks marginally less than dying in it."
  • (Unnamed) "You want me to die on the table?"
  • (Unnamed) "We don't want you to, your wife needs you to."
  • (Unnamed) "You would do anything for love."

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