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Sick (The Young Ones) Quotes

Sick (The Young Ones) is a television show that debuted in 1970 . Sick completed its run in 1970.

It features Paul Jackson as producer, and Peter Brewis in charge of musical score.

Sick (The Young Ones) Quotes

  • (Neil) "Hello?"
  • (Neil 2) "Hello?"
  • (Neil) "Wow. Anybody watching must've thought this was a negative reality inversion."
  • (Unnamed) "Cor, that looked just like a negative reality inversion, didn't it?"
  • (Unnamed) "Yes, it did a bit."
  • (Vyvyan) "You can't clean the toilet, Neil; it'll lose all its character."
  • (Neil) "I hope Mike hurries back with the cure."
  • (Vyvyan) "No Neil, Neil, it's madness this week."
  • (Rick) "Sticks and stones, Vyvyan, will break my bones."
  • (Vyvyan) "That's the first sensible thing you've said today."
  • (Rick) "You're probably not even sick anyway, you're just trying to get attention."
  • (Neil) "Oh yeah? Then how come I'm all hot and sweaty then?"
  • (Rick) "Well I think most of us would rather not know that."
  • (Vyvyan) "Will you two shut up? I'm trying to be ill."
  • (Vyvyan) "OK Neil, you might feel a bit of a prick."
  • (Neil) "Ohhh. What else is new?"
  • (Vyvyan) "No. No. NO. NO. We're not watching the bloody Good Life. Bloody bloody bloody. I hate it. It's so bloody nice. Felicity "Treacle" Kendall and Richard "Sugar-Flavored-Snot" Briars. What do they do now? Chocolate bloody button ads, that's what. They're nothing but a couple of reactionary stereotypes, confirming the myth that everyone in Britain is a lovable, middle-class eccentric; and I; HATE; THEM."
  • (Mike) "That was a highly articulate outburst, Vyvyan. I only hope they're not watching."
  • (Neil) "Do you think that you could get something while you're there to clean the toilet with?"
  • (Vyvyan) "What?"
  • (Mike) "I don't think I can, Neil."
  • (Vyvyan) "You can't clean the toilet, Neil. It'll lose all its character."
  • (Rick) "We NEVER clean the toilet, Neil. That's what being a student is all about. No way, Harpic. No way, Dot. All that Blue Loo scene is for squares. One thing's for sure, Neil. When Cliff Richard wrote "Wired for Sound", no way was he sitting on a clean lavatory. He was living on the limit, just like me. Where the only place to put bleach is in your hair."
  • (Vyvyan) "Living on Limits? What, are you on a diet?"
  • (Rick) "No, I live on The Limit, Vyvyan. The Limit. Because I'm a Rider at the Gates of Dawn and I take no prisoners."
  • (Vyvyan) "Feel better you bastard."
  • (Manure Salesman(Mick)) "We've come about the muck."
  • (Rick) "Muck?"
  • (Manure Salesman(Mick)) "You know manure."
  • (Rick) "Yes."
  • (Manure Salesman(Mick)) "We've been told to drop a load in your garden."
  • (Rick) "Now listen. Listen. Absolutely nobody, I don't care who they are, is doing a two ton poo outside my front door."
  • (Manure Salesman(Tezz)) "Suit yourself. Just though you might need it to cover up that dead hippie you just murdered."
  • (Neil) "Vyvyan, will you shut up? You're giving me tunnel vision."
  • (Rick) "STOP SHOUTING, NEIL."
  • (Neil) "Stop shouting, yourself."
  • (Rick) "I AM NOT; SHOUTING."
  • (Neil) "Yes you are."
  • (Rick) "I BLOODY WELL AM NOT. If you want to hear shouting, matey, this is it."
  • (Vyvyan) "You know, it's funny, but being ill makes me lose my ususal tolerant, and easy going approach to communal living."
  • (Mrs Vyvyan) "I heard you were ill so I brought you a present."
  • (Vyvyan) "The last present you got me was a box of matches."
  • (Mrs Vyvyan) "That was a joke."
  • (Vyvyan) "I was only 8-weeks-old."
  • (Manure Salesman(Mick)) "Hello."
  • (Manure Salesman(Tezz)) "Hello."
  • (Rick) "Hello."
  • (Manure Salesman(Mick)) "I'm Mick. This is Tezz."
  • (Manure Salesman(Tezz)) "Alright."
  • (Manure Salesman(Mick)) "We would've brought Harry, but -- we don't know anyone called Harry."

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