Sibling Rivalry (Family Guy) Quotes

Sibling Rivalry (Family Guy) is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Sibling Rivalry ended its run in 1970.

Sibling Rivalry (Family Guy) Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Chris did you get your homework done?"
• (Unnamed) "Yep."
• (Unnamed) "Chris, I know when you're lying to me, just like Santa Claus knows when you're sleeping."
• (Unnamed) "No mom, I've got it all done. For my science homework I had to make a shoebox diarrhea of the evolution of man."
• (Unnamed) "You mean diorama."
• (Unnamed) "Ooo-oooohh."

• (Unnamed) "Do you think I'm fat?"
• (Waiter in restaurant) "Only if you think I'm a serial killer."
• (Unnamed) "What?"
• (Waiter in restaurant) "Nothing."

• (Unnamed) "Okay, one more minute, and then if there are two pink lines --"
• (Unnamed) "Oh god, I hope you're not pregnant, we can't afford another kid. We already got Chris, Stewey, Richie, Joanie, Greg, Marsha, Bobby, Jan, Mike Seaver, Carol Seaver, Boner, Urkel, Mr. Furley --"
• (Unnamed) "Peter those aren't your kids, that's the Nick-at-Night lineup"
• (Unnamed) "Blanka, Zangeif, Chun-Li, Guile, E. Honda --"
• (Unnamed) "That's Street Fighter."
• (Unnamed) "Red, blue, green."
• (Unnamed) "Those are colors"

• (Unnamed) "Lois, men aren't fat, only fat women are fat."

• (Unnamed) "I'm not getting my tubes tied. You should get a vaectomy."
• (Unnamed) "First of all, I don't know what that is. And second, no freakin' way."

• (Unnamed) "God, I can't believe we weren't more careful. This probably happened that night we tried role playing."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, I need a spankin'. I'm a bad, bad girl."
• (Unnamed) "I'm a Paladin with 18 charisma and 97 hit points. I can use my helm of disintegration and do one D4 damage as my half-elf mage wields his plus-five holy avenger."
• (Unnamed) "Paladin's can't use the helm of disintegration."
• (Unnamed) "Oh. Then, I'm a black guuuuy."

• (Unnamed) "Well, guys, my vasectomy is tomorrow."
• (Unnamed) "You poor bastard. After all, sex is pointless without potency."
• (Unnamed) "That's right. You take the venom out of a cobra and what do you got? You got a -- a belt."

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