Shrek the Halls Quotes

Shrek the Halls is a TV show that was first aired in 2007 on American Broadcasting Company. Shrek the Halls completed its run in 1970.

It features Gina Shay as producer, and Harry Gregson-Williams as theme composer.

Shrek the Halls is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Shrek the Halls is 30 minutes long. Shrek the Halls is produced by DreamWorks Animation and distributed by NBCUniversal Television Distribution.

The cast includes: Eddie Murphy as Donkey, Mike Myers as Shrek, Marissa Jaret Winokur as Bookstore Clerk, Conrad Vernon as Gingerbread Man, and Cameron Diaz as Princess Fiona.

Shrek the Halls Quotes

Cameron Diaz as Princess Fiona

• (Cameron Diaz) "It's beautiful."
• (Mike Myers) "It's passable."
• (Eddie Murphy) "It's horrible. Usually they just throw toilet paper and run away, but whoever did this means business."

• (Cameron Diaz) "I have to go back to the house now."
• (Mike Myers) "I'm surprised we still have a house to go back to."

Eddie Murphy as Donkey

• (Eddie Murphy) "My mama used to always say, 'Christmas ain't Christmas till somebody cries.' Usually that someone's me."

• (Eddie Murphy) "Yeah? Well, that's a real nice way to treat your guests on Christmas. And if you think I am going to give you a present now, you are sadly mistaken."
• (Mike Myers) "You want to give me a present? Then go away. That's all I wanted."
• (Eddie Murphy) "Fine. I'm going."
• (Mike Myers) "Good. Then go."
• (Eddie Murphy) "You go and have yourself a merry Christmas, Ebeneezer Shrek."
• (Mike Myers) "And a Bah Humbug to you, too."

• (Eddie Murphy) "That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. Now, you know that's not how it happened."
• (Conrad Vernon) "You weren't there."

Mike Myers as Shrek

• (Mike Myers) "Oh, good, you're still open."
• (Marissa Jaret Winokur) "No. No. Uh, we're closing now. Merry Christmas."
• (Mike Myers) "Wait. Wait. I need your help. I have to make a Christmas and I have no idea what it is or how to do it."
• (Marissa Jaret Winokur) "Why didn't you say so? That's super. I know all about Christmas, and I have just the book for you: 'Christmas For Village Idiots.'"

• (Mike Myers) "T'was the night before Christmas, not a swamp rat did creep / As mother and babe played kazoo in their sleep / Now, the sight of the house would make any ogre droop / For it was sickeningly sweet as unicorn poop / Yet who is arriving to help this lost cause? / The foul, the vile -- and handsome Ogre Claus."
• (Mike Myers) "Hey. How's it going?"
• (Mike Myers) "He looked all around and scratched at his beard / and said -- and said --"
• (Mike Myers) "This place is worse than I thought -- uh, feared."
• (Mike Myers) "So he grabbed up his belly and screwed up his face / And let loose a --"
• (Mike Myers) "-- That transformed the place / With a gleam in his eye, his work here was done / And then to the babies he gave one by one / A festering bottle of stinky swamp juice / And for mommy a kiss and a good Christmas goose."
• (Mike Myers) "325 degrees, 20 minutes per pound."
• (Mike Myers) "Then digging a finger inside of his nose / and giving a nod up the chimney he rose / And I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight / Smelly Christmas to all / And to all a gross night."

• (Mike Myers) "T'was the night before Christmas, not a swamprat did creep / As mom and the kids played kazoo in their sleep / The house was a sight that would make an ogre droop / For it was sickeningly sweet as unicorn poop / And who should arrive to help this lost cause? / The vile, the foul -- and handsome Ogre Claus."
• (Mike Myers) "Hey. How's it going?"
• (Mike Myers) "He looked around scratching his beard / and said -- and said --"
• (Mike Myers) "This is worse than I thought -- feared."
• (Mike Myers) "So he adjusted his gut and scrunched up his face / And let out a --"
• (Mike Myers) "-- That transformed the place / Seeing that his work was all done / He turned to the kids, and he gave one by one / A bottle of festering swamp juice / And to mom a kiss and a big Christmas goose."
• (Mike Myers) "325 degrees, 20 minutes per pound."
• (Mike Myers) "And I heard him exclaim as he rode out of sight / Smelly Christmas to all / And to all a gross night."

Conrad Vernon as Gingerbread Man

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