Shrek Forever After Quotes

Shrek Forever After is a television show that first aired in 1970 . Shrek Forever After ended in 1970.

It features Gina Shay; Teresa Cheng as producer, and Harry Gregson-Williams in charge of musical score.

Shrek Forever After is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Shrek Forever After is 93 minutes long. Shrek Forever After is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: Eddie Murphy as Donkey, Mike Myers as Shrek, Cameron Diaz as Princess Fiona, Craig Robinson as Cookie, Walt Dohrn as Rumpelstiltskin, and Jon Hamm as Brogan.

Shrek Forever After Quotes

Mike Myers as Shrek

• (Mike Myers) "You know what the best part of today was? I got the chance to fall in love with you all over again."

• (Mike Myers) "Okay, I know you don't remember me but we're married, and at the birthday party with some pigs and a puppet, the villagers wanted me to sign their pitchforks and this boy kept saying 'do the roar. do the roar.' Then I punched the cake that the pigs ate, and the next thing I knew, my donkey fell in your waffle hole."

• (Mike Myers) "There's a stack of freshly made waffles in the middle of the forest. Don't you find that a wee bit suspicious?"

• (Mike Myers) "Fiona, I know everything about you, I know you sing so beautifully that birds explode. I know that when you sign your name, you put a heart over the i. I know that when you see a shooting star you cross your fingers on both hands, squinch up your nose, and you make a wish, I know that you don't like the covers wrapped around your feet, and I know that you sleep by candlelight because every time you close your eyes, you're afraid you're going to wake up back in that tower, But most importantly Fiona, I know that the reason that you turn human every day is because you've never been kissed, well, by me."

• (Mike Myers) "You know, I always thought I'd rescued you from the Dragon's Keep."
• (Cameron Diaz) "You did."
• (Mike Myers) "No. It was you who rescued me."

• (Mike Myers) "Sorry, but this order's to go."
• (Craig Robinson) "But I haven't taken out his gibblets yet."
• (Mike Myers) "Trust me, you don't want to eat this one."
• (Eddie Murphy) "I go down smooth, but I come out fightin'."

Eddie Murphy as Donkey

• (Eddie Murphy) "Are my kids cute or do they make people uncomfortable?"

• (Eddie Murphy) "And I thought the waffle fairy was just a bedtime story."

• (Eddie Murphy) "I'm a daddy?"

• (Eddie Murphy) "Man, you are a cat-tastrophe."
• (Puss in Boots) "And you, are ri-donk-ulous."

• (Eddie Murphy) "Put a little mustard on mine, Captain Crazy."

• (Eddie Murphy) "You know what would pick up the morale in here? Flip-flop Fridays. You can feel the breeze in your toes."

• (Eddie Murphy) "Help. I'm being assnapped."

• (Eddie Murphy) "Please eat my face last and send my hooves to my momma."

Cameron Diaz as Princess Fiona

• (Cameron Diaz) "Unbelievable."
• (Mike Myers) "Tell me about it. Those villagers are --"
• (Cameron Diaz) "I'm not talking about the villagers, Shrek. I'm talking about you. Is this really how you want to remember the kids' first birthday?"
• (Mike Myers) "Oh great, so this is all my fault."
• (Cameron Diaz) "Yes. But, you know what? Let's talk about this after the party at home."
• (Mike Myers) "You mean that roadside attraction we live in? STEP RIGHT UP. SEE THE DANCING OGRE. DON'T WORRY, HE WON'T BITE. I used to be an ogre. Now, I'm just a jolly green joke."
• (Cameron Diaz) "Okay okay, maybe you're not the ogre you used to be, but maybe that's not such a bad thing."
• (Mike Myers) "Ah, I wouldn't expect you to understand. It's not like you're a real ogre. You spent half your life in a palace."
• (Cameron Diaz) "And the other half locked away in a tower."
• (Mike Myers) "Look, all I want is for things to go back to the way they used to be. Back when the villagers were afraid of me and I can take a mudbath in peace. When I could do what I wanted, when I wanted to do it. Back when the world made sense."
• (Cameron Diaz) "You mean back before you rescued me from the dragon's keep?"
• (Mike Myers) "Exactly."
• (Cameron Diaz) "Shrek. You have three beautiful children. A wife who loves you. Friends who adore you. You have everything. Why is it that the only person who can't see that is you?"
• (Mike Myers) "That's just great."

• (Cameron Diaz) "And when the smoke clears -- Wait, what's this?"
• (Craig Robinson) "That's my chimichanga stand."
• (Cameron Diaz) "Um, no, Cookie. We won't be needing that."
• (Craig Robinson) "Trust me, Fiona. Y'all gonna be really hungry after this ambush, OK? Now go and finish your little speech."

Craig Robinson as Cookie

• (Craig Robinson) "Cookie's bringing the heat out of the kitchen."

Walt Dohrn as Rumpelstiltskin

• (Walt Dohrn) "Nobody's smart but me."

• (Walt Dohrn) "You're not going to eat me?"
• (Mike Myers) "I already had a big bowl of curly-toed weirdo for breakfast."

Jon Hamm as Brogan

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