Short Circuit 2 Quotes

Short Circuit 2 is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Short Circuit 2 completed its run in 1970.

It features David Foster as producer, Charles Fox (composer) in charge of musical score, and John McPher as head of cinematography.

Short Circuit 2 is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Short Circuit 2 is 110 minutes long. Short Circuit 2 is distributed by TriStar Pictures.

The cast includes: Fisher Stevens as Ben Jarhvi, Michael McKean as Fred, Cynthia Gibb as Sandy Banatoni, Jack Weston as Oscar, Fisher Stevens as Ben Jahrvi, David Hemblen as Jones, and Don Lake as Manic Mike.

Short Circuit 2 Quotes

David Hemblen as Jones

• (David Hemblen) "Okay, Jerk-off. You're gonna get recycled."
• (Johnny Five) "Oh, yeah? Well, recycle this, you meshuggana schmuck."
• (Johnny Five) "Get outta my face, you ugly motha."
• (Johnny Five) "Tu mama hace el amor con mi perro."
• (Johnny Five) "Yo, come on, you bug-eyed geek."
• (Johnny Five) "Do you feel lucky, punk?"

Michael McKean as Fred

• (Johnny Five) "Fred wants to sell ME?'."
• (Michael McKean) "Oh, J-5, c'mon, it's just a figure of speech."
• (Johnny Five) "Am not property, Frederick. One whose person is under control of another as master, is a SLAVE."
• (Unnamed) "That's all we need: A robot who's into equal rights."

• (Johnny Five) "Am not human, but am a life-form, have soul. But him me killed to try."
• (Michael McKean) "Hey wait a minute J5, what do you think you're gonna do?"
• (Johnny Five) "Pursue. Capture. Incarcerate."
• (Michael McKean) "Come on now man, these are serious guys. You're not in top form, and your backup battery is all used up."
• (Johnny Five) "I'm okay-kay, just a few biddly-biddly Bugs Bunny to work out in out in. Perfectly functionality, functionality."
• (Michael McKean) "Oh yeah sure, listen to yourself, you can't even talk straight."
• (Johnny Five) "Derf, a life-form's gotta do what a life-form's gotta do. Stand aside."

• (Michael McKean) "I'm SORRY I tried to sell your god damned robot. Okay? It was a dirty trick. I'm a jerk. I'm a sleaze-ball."
• (Fisher Stevens) "You are getting warmer."
• (Michael McKean) "It's just that when you OWE as much money as I do, it kind of puts you under pressure. You know?"
• (Fisher Stevens) "And who would be foolish enough to loan money to you?"
• (Michael McKean) "Don't rub it in. I had to go to a shark."
• (Fisher Stevens) "Oh, dearie. Now you're expecting me to believe that you borrowed money from a fish."
• (Michael McKean) "No, no. A Loan Shark. It's somebody, if you don't pay them back right away, they start removing popular parts of your anatomy."

• (Michael McKean) "I'm no good at this."
• (Johnny Five) "Fifteen minutes, you have, to get good."
• (Michael McKean) "Fifteen minutes?"
• (Johnny Five) "Plenty of time -- time -- in a sort of runic rhyme --"
• (Michael McKean) "All right. Don't lose it."

• (Michael McKean) "Jesus."
• (Johnny Five) "Christ, lived from 1 to 33 AD."

• (Michael McKean) "Benny? You're leaving me with my back to the wall here. I mean, we gotta come up with something."
• (Fisher Stevens) "It is not possible. We are the type of people who have everything in our favor going against us."

• (Michael McKean) "You just fall off the banana boat, or what?"
• (Fisher Stevens) "I do not travel with bananas, sir."

• (Michael McKean) "We gotta go. You see those two guys over there?"
• (Michael McKean) "They want to take your books away."

• (Michael McKean) "You like McNuggets?"
• (Fisher Stevens) "Who is he?"
• (Michael McKean) "Trust me."

• (Michael McKean) "Are you ok."
• (Johnny Five) "Functioning 100%. Perfectly ko Derf."
• (Michael McKean) "It's Fred."
• (Johnny Five) "That's what I said, Derf."

• (Michael McKean) "I thought you said this thing mis-functioned on you."
• (Fisher Stevens) "Oh, that is a falsity. What actually happened was we were working on him one day and suddenly he is struck by lightning. And, from this moment on, he's having a mind of his own. So, the government tried to destroy him so he ran away. So, now he's living with my friend in Montana, in a cabin, in the woods, in -- cognito."

• (Johnny Five) "Frederick, I have an important question. Why do humans not like me, call me "craphead"?"
• (Michael McKean) "They like you. They like you. Craphead is a compliment."
• (Johnny Five) "Oh --"

Fisher Stevens as Ben Jarhvi

• (Fisher Stevens) "What is this? He is delicate equipment. A completely unique, self-mobile, micro-computer robotics system."
• (Officer O'Malley) "Yeah, we, uh -- thought it was that."
• (Fisher Stevens) "O.K., Johnny Five, you are free to go."
• (Johnny Five) "O.K."

• (Fisher Stevens) ""The warmth in your heart makes others ha-ha-happy"."
• (Michael McKean) "I still like this one"
• (Michael McKean) ""Opportunity is waiting, you need but to open the door"."

• (Fisher Stevens) "Well, the real Number 5, he malfunctioned and, well, let us just say that -- we were separated from our jobs."

• (Johnny Five) "Los locos kick your ass. Los locos kick your face. Los locos kick your balls INTO OUTER SPACE."
• (Fisher Stevens) "Number Johnny Five."
• (Johnny Five) "Uh-oh."
• (Fisher Stevens) "Come on. I will clean you up. If you had a mouth, I would wash it out with soap."

• (Fisher Stevens) "The government is divided into three trees -- branches."

• (Fisher Stevens) "Johnny, are you operational? Please say something?"
• (Johnny Five) "Hubcaps, corn dogs, soul."

• (Fisher Stevens) "You have made many modifications upon your person, huh? You have come a long way from the Defense Department prototype."
• (Johnny Five) "You betcha."
• (Johnny Five) "It's the all-new Johnny Five. Just look at these items. Increased memory: five hundred megabytes on-line. I come with a utility pack and dozens of gadgets for outdoor living, lots of Greenpeace stickers, and even my own Nike swoosh. And, if you act now, I'll throw in, absolutely free, my all-new, multi-frequency remote control."

• (Fisher Stevens) "My name is B.E.N; I spell it Ben."

• (Fisher Stevens) "Oh, my, how time is fun when you're having flies, huh?"

• (Fisher Stevens) "Are you troubled by irregularity?"

• (Fisher Stevens) "If it is O.K. with your Mom and Pop, would you like to go to a malt shop for a cheeseburger?"

• (Fisher Stevens) "Oh, now, now we are un-employers."
• (Michael McKean) "Oh, look, we still got all of the robot parts in the van; I can get a new staff together --"
• (Fisher Stevens) "But we are having no more money and now we are having no equipment. To assemble the robots with our naked hands, it would be slower than; than moles' asses in January."

Don Lake as Manic Mike

• (Don Lake) "Hey. How did you get in there?"
• (Michael McKean) "Hey, life form. Cool it."
• (Don Lake) "What is that? How much you want for it?"

Cynthia Gibb as Sandy Banatoni

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Jack Weston as Oscar

• (Jack Weston) "What are you, punishment from God?"

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