Shore Leave (Star Trek: The Original Series) Quotes

Shore Leave (Star Trek: The Original Series) is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . Shore Leave completed its run in 1970.

It features Gerald Fried in charge of musical score.

Shore Leave (Star Trek: The Original Series) Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Always fight fair, don't ya, you officer and gentleman, you? You stupid underclassman, I've got the edge. I'm still 20-years-old. Look at you. Heh. You're an old man."

• (Unnamed) "Sleep sweet, Jimmy Boy. Sleep as long as you like. Sleep forever, Jim Baby. Forever and forever."

• (Unnamed) "I picked this up from Dr. McCoy's log. We have a crew member aboard who's showing signs of stress and fatigue, reaction time down 9-12%, associational reading Norm Minus 3."
• (Unnamed) "That's much too low a rating."
• (Unnamed) "He's becoming irritable and quarrelsome, yet he refuses to take rest and rehabilitation."
• (Unnamed) "Mm-hm."
• (Unnamed) "Now, he has that right, but we've found --"
• (Unnamed) "A crewman's right ends where the safety of the ship begins. Now, that man will go ashore on my orders. What's his name?"
• (Unnamed) "James Kirk. Enjoy yourself, Captain."

• (Unnamed) "Oh, my paws and whiskers. I'll be late."

• (Unnamed) "Don't peek."
• (Unnamed) "My dear girl. I am a doctor. When I peek, it's in the line of duty."

• (Unnamed) "Bones, know any good rabbit jokes lately?"

• (Unnamed) "Dr. McCoy is correct, Captain. After what this ship has been through in the last three months, there is not a crewman aboard who's not in need of rest. Myself excepted of course."

• (Unnamed) "What's been happening to my people?"
• (Unnamed) "Heh-heh-heh. I never answer questions from plebes, Jimmy Boy."
• (Unnamed) "I'm not a plebe."

• (Unnamed) "Captain, are you beaming down?"
• (Unnamed) "I hadn't planned to, Bones. Why?"
• (Unnamed) "Well, either our scouting probes and detectors are malfunctioning, and all us scouts careless and beauty-intoxicated, or I must report myself unfit for duty."
• (Unnamed) "Explain."
• (Unnamed) "On this supposedly uninhabited planet I just saw a large rabbit pull a gold watch from his vest and claim that he was late."
• (Unnamed) "That's pretty good, Bones. All right, I got one for you: The rabbit was followed by a little blonde girl, right?"
• (Unnamed) "As a matter of fact, yes, and they disappeared through a hole in a hedge."
• (Unnamed) "All right, Doctor, I'll take your report under consideration."

• (Unnamed) "On my planet, "to rest" is to rest, to cease using energy. To me it is quite illogical to run up and down on green grass USING energy instead of saving it."

• (Unnamed) "Any chance these could be hallucinations?"
• (Unnamed) "One hallucination flattened me with a clout on the jaw."

• (Unnamed) "Captain, take cover. There's a samurai after me."

• (Unnamed) "Face front, everyone. Don't talk. Don't breathe. Don't think. You're at attention. Concentrate on that."

• (Unnamed) "Oh, them, well -- I, uh -- I was thinking about a little cabaret I know on Rigel II, and, uh -- there were these two girls in the chorus line. And, well, here they are. Well, after all, I am on shore leave."
• (Unnamed) "And so am I."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, yes, so you are."

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