Shelter Island (How I Met Your Mother) Quotes

Shelter Island (How I Met Your Mother) is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Shelter Island stopped airing in 1970.

Shelter Island (How I Met Your Mother) Quotes

• (Robin Scherbatsky) "You married. Listen, this is precipitated. It's as if you started a book by the end. You are the most romantic. You stole a blue horn for me. You tried to make rain."
• (Ted Mosby) "I did the rain."
• (Robin Scherbatsky) "It was a coincidence. After all this is how your romantic quest comes to an end? You hide in the wedding of another in his house in his life, without thinking twice. This is not the end spectacular than you deserve. It's not Ted Mosby."

• (Ted Mosby) "Uh, the lamb here is supposed to be great."
• (Nora Zinman) "Oh, I'm a vegan. I wish I could tune out that moral voice inside me that says eating animals in murder. But, I guess I'm just not as strong as you are."
• (Ted Mosby) "That's 'cause you need protein."
• (Ted Mosby) "I'll have the lamb."

• (Stella Zinman) "Robin."
• (Robin Scherbatsky) "Stella."
• (Stella Zinman) "Oh -- Suck it, bitch. I win --"

• (Barney Stinson) "Namaste Yoga and Meditation Collective?"
• (Marshall Eriksen) "I don't know about you guys, but namaste here any longer than I have to."

• (Narrator) "Kids, usually a moral comes a the end of the story, but this one is so important I'm saying it now: never invite an ex to your wedding."

• (Lily Aldrin) "So you're back on Robin."
• (Barney Stinson) "Hopefully. I mean, this weekend is the best chance ever to hook up with her again."
• (Lily Aldrin) "You'll never pull it off, there's too many distractions. The first drunk bridesmaid you see, you'll have your hand under her dress like an old time photographer."
• (Barney Stinson) "Lily, don't cheap in this. I don't wanna sound all mushy-gushy and romantic, but this weekend, Robin is the only woman I'm bangin'."

• (Robin Scherbatsky) "Oh, Stella. Your new husband used to nail me like 3 times a day."

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