She Spies Quotes

She Spies is a television program that debuted in 2002 on NBC (television syndication). She Spies ended in 2004.

She Spies lasted 2 seasons and 40 episodes. It features Dennis C. Duckwall as producer. She Spies is executive produced by Joe Livecchi, Vince Manze, Tony Blake, Gregory J. Bonann, and Paul Jackson. She Spies is created by Vince Manze & Joe Livecchi and Steven Long Mitchell & Craig W Van Sickle.

She Spies is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of She Spies is 60 minutes long. She Spies is produced by Reno and Osborn Productions and distributed by Universal Television.

The cast includes: Kristen Miller as D.D. Cummings, Carlos Jacott as Jack Wilde, Natasha Henstridge as Cassie McBain, and Natashia Williams as Shane Phillips.

She Spies Quotes

Kristen Miller as D.D. Cummings

• (Kristen Miller) "That's insane."
• (Unnamed) "No more insane then three beautiful ex-cons working for a clandestine government organization., trying to rid the world of all wrongdoing."
• (Everyone) "Umm, yeah, yep. Pretty much."

• (Kristen Miller) "It'd be really great if there was something really hard and really scary that you had to do, and you could somehow zoom to the part where you're done and you're fine."
• (Natasha Henstridge) "That worked great."

• (Kristen Miller) "Why is he telling us exactly what he's going to do?"
• (Natashia Williams) "That's cocky."
• (Unnamed) "I'll tell you why and yes, it is cocky. I'm so good at outguessing you authority types I knew what your last two statements were."
• (Carlos Jacott) "He is good."
• (Unnamed) "Aren't I just?"

• (Kristen Miller) "Do you guys think I should wear a strapless bra or an underwire bra with this dress? Because the dress is tight, you know? On the one hand I should have support because I don't want things looking droopy, but on the other hand the shoulders are bared so I don't want to show straps. Wait a minute. What am I talking about? Me, in a bra?"

• (Kristen Miller) "What's a plethora?"
• (Natashia Williams) ""Flora" with a lisp."

• (Kristen Miller) "Don't drink that."
• (Unnamed) "Why not?"
• (Kristen Miller) "Why not?"
• (Unnamed) "Yes, why not?"
• (Kristen Miller) "Why not what?"
• (Unnamed) "Why not drink that?"
• (Kristen Miller) "Why not drink what?"
• (Unnamed) "Why not drink that."
• (Kristen Miller) "Why not drink that?"
• (Unnamed) "Yes, why not drink that."
• (Kristen Miller) "Why not drink what?"
• (Unnamed) "Why not drink that."
• (Kristen Miller) "This isn't very good banter, is it."
• (Unnamed) "Not really. Maybe we should move on."

• (Kristen Miller) "We're going to watch some fun and age-appropriate TV -- We so don't want to watch two soap stars talking about having an affair."
• (Kristen Miller) "Or someone planning a murder."
• (Kristen Miller) "Or discussing incest."
• (Kristen Miller) "Or planning to murder someone they had an incestuous affair with."
• (Kristen Miller) "Or talk shows about cross-dressers."
• (Kristen Miller) "Or talk shows about incestuous cross-dressers who murder."
• (Kristen Miller) "Or divorce court. Or people's court."
• (Kristen Miller) "Or recreated murders that end up in court."
• (Kristen Miller) "Or Cedric."

• (Kristen Miller) "So we've gone from imprisoned hardened couch potatoes to freedom-loving couch potatoes?"
• (Natasha Henstridge) "Yeah, but now we have the choice to be worthless and lazy."

Natashia Williams as Shane Phillips

• (Natashia Williams) "You've got a record longer than In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida."

• (Natashia Williams) "It's sleaze like that that gives sleaze like us a bad name."
• (Carlos Jacott) "Yeah, well, contact your union."

• (Natashia Williams) "That reminds me of what I miss most about prison"
• (Kristen Miller) "Shaving your legs?"
• (Natashia Williams) "Okay, second most."

• (Natashia Williams) "Why don't you leave the whole 'I'm too good for the whole world' look to the professionals?"
• (Andrea) "And maybe you should leave that sassy but Sassoon look to the late night action adventure shows?"

• (Unnamed) "Who the hell are you people?"
• (Natashia Williams) "We're ex-cons working for a clandestine group to take down low-lifes likes you."
• (Unnamed) "That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard."
• (Natasha Henstridge) "Yeah, everyone always says that."
• (Natashia Williams) "Right before we kick their asses."

• (Natashia Williams) "We've got 'She Spy' action figures."
• (Kristen Miller) "We have 'She Spy' action figures?"
• (Natashia Williams) "Yeah. You wind them up and they dare you to find their time slot."

• (Natashia Williams) "You don't even care if I understand your jokes, right?"
• (Kristen Miller) "I care; but it's not critical."

• (Natashia Williams) "This is torture."
• (Unnamed) "Torture, nah, recovering for a month in a hospital bed after a job, losing the remote, and having to sit through a TVLand marathon of "The Wayan Brothers"; now that's torture."

Carlos Jacott as Jack Wilde

• (Carlos Jacott) "Ladies, I have a bone to pick with you."
• (Natasha Henstridge) "Darn, I was hoping to have a boneless day."

• (Carlos Jacott) "Give me a J.Lo."
• (Unnamed) "What's that?"
• (Carlos Jacott) "Whatever you want; just put it in a big-ass glass."

• (Carlos Jacott) "Dr. Franco, it's happening again. The unshakeable feeling I'm a sidekick whose only purpose is to give exposition in an action-adventure show."

• (Carlos Jacott) "Ooh. Refresh my memory; middle finger straight up mean you're number one in customer satisfaction?"

• (Carlos Jacott) "So what you're saying is, if we we start with how, that'll help us figure out who, when, where, and why?"
• (Unnamed) "Forget about who; when we find out the where, we'll know the who."
• (Carlos Jacott) "How will where tell us who?"
• (Unnamed) "Isn't this getting a little bit convoluted?"
• (Carlos Jacott) "How?"
• (Unnamed) "How?"
• (Carlos Jacott) "Or why?"
• (Unnamed) "What?"
• (Carlos Jacott) "I don't know."

• (Carlos Jacott) "Hey. Come back here. I ordered a Diet Coke. Not this generic and fizz-free soft drink that looks like a prop on some first-run syndicated TV show."

• (Carlos Jacott) "You said you wanted to butter up the boss, I didn't know you meant it literally."

• (Carlos Jacott) "If he gets those hands on those trade secrets the livelihoods of thousands of factory workers are at stake."
• (Natasha Henstridge) "So is this another one of those conversations where we both know all these things but for some reason we have to say them out loud?"
• (Carlos Jacott) "Yeah, I guess so."

• (Carlos Jacott) "In regards to our roles, maybe we should be wacky siblings?"
• (Natasha Henstridge) "Can we still be married?"
• (Carlos Jacott) "In certain parts of Kentucky and West Virginia. And for anyone from those lovely states who might have overheard, I was of course making a joke."

• (Unnamed) "You should be thankful, you know. In some species the female eats the male after mating."
• (Carlos Jacott) "And not in the way we like it."

• (Carlos Jacott) "Who do you wreak havoc and destruction wherever you go?"
• (Kristen Miller) "It's what we love."

• (Carlos Jacott) "I work with a team -- three people. One black, one white -- but two are blonde which would rule out the Mod Squad."

• (Carlos Jacott) "While both sides have valid points of view, the producers of 'She Spies' wish to state that we take no stand whatsoever on the issue of animal testing, as we lack the moral fiber to take a strong position on anything at all."

Natasha Henstridge as Cassie McBain

• (Natasha Henstridge) "And you don't want to see me mad. Do you know why?"
• (Unnamed) "Why?"
• (Natasha Henstridge) "Because mad is bad. Repeat after me. 'Mad is bad.'"
• (Unnamed) "'Mad is bad'?"
• (Natasha Henstridge) "Louder."
• (Unnamed) "Mad is bad."
• (Natasha Henstridge) "That's good."
• (Unnamed) "Mad is good?"
• (Natasha Henstridge) "Of course not. It's bad."
• (Unnamed) "Mad is bad or mad is good?"
• (Natasha Henstridge) "Mad is bad and that's what good."
• (Unnamed) "It's good that it's bad?"
• (Natasha Henstridge) "And it's bad that it's good."
• (Unnamed) "Mad is bad, and bad is good, so that means that mad is good for being bad."
• (Natasha Henstridge) "And don't you forget it."

• (Natasha Henstridge) "Would've been better with ninjas."
• (Natashia Williams) "That's what we were saying."
• (Kristen Miller) "You think so too?"
• (Natasha Henstridge) "Absolutely, the noises they make and the way they always travel in groups. And how about how they let one finish fighting before the other jumps in"
• (Natashia Williams) "Yeah, we forgot about that. They are so polite."
• (Kristen Miller) "I like that about ninjas."

• (Unnamed) "If my father would have relaxed every now and then, maybe he wouldn't have put that gun in his mouth."
• (Natasha Henstridge) "Your father committed suicide?"
• (Unnamed) "No, just put a gun in his mouth. Was going for a world record with a Winchester rifle; all he could manage was a Colt.45. I tell you, that man had cheeks like a Hefty Bag."

• (Natasha Henstridge) "Sorry, it's just not one of those stories you enjoy retelling --"
• (Natasha Henstridge) "but I'll try."
• (Natashia Williams) "What's going on?"
• (Natasha Henstridge) "It's a flashback. If we were on TV, there'd be those fuzzy little edges all around the picture."
• (Kristen Miller) "Wow --"

• (Unnamed) "I guess you've heard of cryogenics?"
• (Natasha Henstridge) "Sure we have; the human snowcone, the freeze-dried nuts, the people who get frostbite after they die."
• (Kristen Miller) "Walt Disney did it; who's next, Michael Ice-ner?"
• (Natasha Henstridge) "The only people who've done that are absolute zeros."
• (Kristen Miller) "Or people with bi-polar personalities."
• (Unnamed) "What were they in jail for, was it beating a joke to death?"

• (Natasha Henstridge) "Careful is my middle name."
• (Natasha Henstridge) "Changed it from Lillian."
• (Natashia Williams) "Good thinking."

• (Natasha Henstridge) "And how many double agents can you have before everybody is just a double-agent, and nobody's just an agent-agent anymore?"
• (Natashia Williams) "(thinks about it) Six."
• (Natasha Henstridge) "Really? I didn't know that."
• (Natashia Williams) "I'm pretty sure it's in the handbook."

• (Natasha Henstridge) "I just Kaned a Citizen. I love action quips."

• (Natasha Henstridge) "I love a man who's mildly assertive. No, I don't. I always get those two confused."

• (Natasha Henstridge) "It's 2100 hours. We all know our assignments. With a precise coordinated attack we should be able to complete our attack by 0300 hours. Ready? (sits down) Or we could just relax, watch 'Sex and the City', and hope the cleaning fairies show up tonight."

• (Natasha Henstridge) "It looks like something Kandinsky threw up on. What? Dennis Miller's gone, somebody's got to make pretentious semi-obscure references."

• (Natasha Henstridge) "What a day, huh? Parachuting into a cemetary because the perimeter was guarded and it was our only way in, and exposing a deadly double agent who was trying to elude capture by faking his own death and being buried with an oxygen tank, only to be dug up later."
• (Kristen Miller) "We knew all that, you know."
• (Natasha Henstridge) "I know. I'm just saying it for anyone who might've been wondering why we're going through all that trouble."
• (Natashia Williams) "Who'd be wondering?"
• (Natasha Henstridge) "I don't know, anyone."
• (Natasha Henstridge) "Look, I've never told you guys this, it's kind of embarrassing. Sometimes I get the weirdest feeling like people are watching us, like they're listening in on every single thing we do or say."
• (Natashia Williams) "Yeah, I get that feeling, too."
• (Kristen Miller) "So do I."
• (Natasha Henstridge) "Creepy, huh?"
• (Kristen Miller) "Yeah, very."
• (Natashia Williams) "My hair's a mess."

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