She's Having a Baby Quotes

She's Having a Baby is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . She's Having a Baby ended in 1970.

It features John Hughes as producer, Stewart Copeland in charge of musical score, and Donald Peterman as head of cinematography.

She's Having a Baby is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of She's Having a Baby is 106 minutes long. She's Having a Baby is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: Kevin Bacon as Jefferson "Jake" Edward Briggs, Alec Baldwin as Davis McDonald, Elizabeth McGovern as Kristen "Kristy" Briggs, Paul Gleason as Howard, Dennis Dugan as Bill, Bill Erwin as Grandmother, Bill Erwin as Grandfather, and William Windom as Russ Bainbridge.

She's Having a Baby Quotes

Bill Erwin as Grandfather

• (Bill Erwin) "He's too young and he's too immature. She's a golddigger."
• (Bill Erwin) "There's little or no gold to be dug. He's plenty old and people don't mature anymore. They stay jackasses all their lives."

Kevin Bacon as Jefferson "Jake" Edward Briggs

• (Kevin Bacon) "College is like high school with ashtrays."

• (Kevin Bacon) "And in the end, I realized that I took more than I gave, I was trusted more than I trusted, and I was loved more than I loved. And what I was looking for was not to be found but to be made."

• (Kevin Bacon) "Wh -- why do you -- why do you think I'm nervous?"
• (Unnamed) "Because you don't know what you want."

Alec Baldwin as Davis McDonald

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Paul Gleason as Howard

• (Paul Gleason) "How do you feel about slave wages?"
• (Kevin Bacon) "Slave wages are okay."
• (Dennis Dugan) "How do you feel about alcoholics?"
• (Kevin Bacon) "Um, I like alcoholics?"

William Windom as Russ Bainbridge

• (William Windom) "If you're gonna piss your life away writing some god**** book that no one is ever gonna give a crap about, why did you have to involve my daughter? Let's say she gets pregnant. What are you gonna do? Three can't live on what you make. Two can't live on what you make."
• (Kevin Bacon) "Kristy, is the baby warmer?"
• (Elizabeth McGovern) "We're fine. Sweetie, don't burn your book. Maybe we can get some wood."
• (Kevin Bacon) "Wood's expensive. Words are cheap."

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