Shameless (UK TV series) Quotes

Shameless is a Black comedy that appeared on TV in 2004 on Channel 4. Shameless ended in 2013.

Shameless lasted 139 episodes. It features Murray Gold as theme composer, and Gavin Struthers, and Andy McDonnell as head of cinematography. Shameless is executive produced by Paul Abbott, George Faber, Charles Pattinson, and David Threlfall. Shameless is created by Paul Abbott.

Shameless is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Shameless is 60-65 mins (inc. advertisements) long. Shameless is produced by Company Pictures and distributed by DRG (media company).

Shameless Quotes

• (Unnamed) "You're lucky the house didn't go up, rubbish he eats."

• (Unnamed) "Now you know what I feel like -- Stop whinging. Drink more."

• (Unnamed) "I had to wait 4 hours at A & E 'cause of someone queue hopping. Who cares if he was shot? He shot HIMSELF. Some people are so selfish."

• (Unnamed) "Human misery; you can't get enough of it. Willing a bloke to chuck himself to his death so that you can have a bit of f***ing "entertainment". Serves you right if he lands on your heads, you brainless c***s."

• (Unnamed) "Now, nobody's sayin the Chatsworth Estate is the Garden of Eden, but it's been a good home to us, to me; Frank GALLAGHER; and me kids, who im proud of. 'Cause every single one of them reminds me a little -- of me. They can all think for themselves. Which they've me to thank for. Fiona. Who's a massive help. Lip, who's a bit of a gobs***e, which is why nobody calls him 'Philip' anymore. Ian; a lot like his mam which is handy for the others 'cause she's disappeared into thin air. And Carl. We daren't let him grow his hair for two reasons; 1, it stands on end and makes him look like Toya and 2, nits love him. Debbie. Sent by God, total angel. You've to check your change, but she'll go miles out of her way to do you a favour. Plus Liam. Gunna be a star. Once we've got the fits under control. Steve; Fiona's boyfriend. The truth is out there -- NOT. Fantastic neighbours, Kev and Veronica. Lend you anythin'; well, not anythin'. But all of them to a man -- who knows first and formost the most vital necessity is this life is they know how to throw a PARTY. Heh heh -- Scatter."

• (Unnamed) "Word from the wise: get your stuff out quick sharp, otherwise he'll have your stereo in his veins before you can say Dolby surround sound."

• (Unnamed) "Sunshine girl, I'm looking down your bra / I see two mountains, I wonder what they are / Won't you invite me to squeeze them tightly / Not bloody likely / You're such a girl."

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