Shakes the Clown Quotes

Shakes the Clown is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . Shakes the Clown completed its run in 1970.

It features Paul Colichman as producer, Tom Scott (musician) in charge of musical score, and Bobby Bukowski as head of cinematography.

Shakes the Clown is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Shakes the Clown is 87 minutes long. Shakes the Clown is distributed by I.R.S. Records.

The cast includes: Tim Kazurinsky as 1st Party Dad, Adam Sandler as Dink, Blake Clark as Stenchy, Paul Dooley as Owen Cheese, Julie Brown as Judy, LaWanda Page as Female Clown Barfly, and Kathy Griffin as Lucy.

Shakes the Clown Quotes

Julie Brown as Judy

• (Julie Brown) "Listen, Binky; Shakes may be alcoholic -- and a bad lay -- but he's not a murderer."
• (Unnamed) "Not a murderer? How can you say he's not a murderer? He took one of his own juggling pins and smashed in Mr. Cheese's head with the f***ing thing. Again and again and again, just hitting and hitting; and the head bursting and splattering underneath. And Boots and Hoho could've stopped me, but they didn't stop me."
• (Unnamed) "Wait -- did I say 'me' just then?"
• (Julie Brown) "Yes."
• (Unnamed) "Whoa. Back up; now I've got to kill you. Beautiful. Another red-letter day for Binky the Clown. Just great."

• (Julie Brown) "LEAVE ME ALONE, MILKMAN SCUM."

LaWanda Page as Female Clown Barfly

• (LaWanda Page) "I got one of them peanut butter pussies: it's brown, smooth and easy to spread."

• (LaWanda Page) "As soon as that camera is off, he gonna f*** that little dog."

Paul Dooley as Owen Cheese

• (Paul Dooley) "You clowns are on dope."
• (Unnamed) "You didn't see nothing old man. We're just five happy party clowns, sitting down to a plate of beef. White- powdery- beef."

Tim Kazurinsky as 1st Party Dad

• (Tim Kazurinsky) "Are you the clown?"
• (Unnamed) "No, I'm Mary f***in' Poppins."

Adam Sandler as Dink

• (Adam Sandler) "I asked her what time it was, she told me it was 7:30."
• (Blake Clark) "Oh, that's the cornerstone of a lasting relationship, what time it is?"
• (Adam Sandler) "Yes, yes. Because, first I asked her what time it is, right? Tomorrow I get to ask her the date, the day after that she's all over me. That's how it works, you play it slow."

Kathy Griffin as Lucy

• (Kathy Griffin) "Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, hangin' off the Cross, for Chrissake, God damn it, s***."

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