Sexual Harassment (The Office) Quotes

Sexual Harassment (The Office) is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Sexual Harassment ended in 1970.

Sexual Harassment (The Office) Quotes

• (Pam Beesley) "I just wanted to say that, just, my mom's coming in today."
• (Kevin) "MILF."
• (Pam Beesley) "Thanks, Kevin."

• (Todd Packer) "Where's Michael Snot? Sniffing some dude's thong?"

• (Michael Scott) "I am "King of Forwards." It's how I like to do business. Everybody joking around. We're like "Friends." I am Chandler and Joey. And Pam is Rachel. And Dwight is Kramer."

• (Michael Scott) "Attention, everyone. Hello. Yes, I just want you to know that, this is not my decision, but from here on out, we can no longer be friends. And when we talk about things here, we must only discuss work-associated things. And you can consider this my retirement from comedy. And in the future, if I want to say something funny, or witty, or do an impression, I will no longer ever do any of those things."
• (Jim Halpert) "Does that include "that's what she said"?"
• (Michael Scott) "Mhmm. Yes."
• (Jim Halpert) "Wow, that is really hard. You really think you can go all day long? Well, you always left me satisfied and smiling, so --"
• (Michael Scott) "That's what she said."

• (Toby) "I need to talk to you in your office, it'll just take two seconds."
• (Michael Scott) "Literally two seconds?"

• (Todd Packer) "What's up, Halpert? Still queer?"

• (Ryan Howard) "You a big William Hung fan?"
• (Todd Packer) "Why does everybody ask me that? Who the hell is that?"

• (Michael Scott) "You know what? I love Phyllis. And know what else? I think she is gorgeous. I think she is an incredibly, incredibly attractive person. Come here, give me a kiss, come on"
• (Phyllis Lapin) "Michael, come on, you don't have to worry. I'm not gonna report you to HR."
• (Michael Scott) "I'm not -- I'm not worried. You know what? The only thing I am worried about is getting a boner."

• (Michael Scott) "Man, that Todd Packer can do anything."
• (Jim Halpert) "Except pass that Breathalyzer."

• (Michael Scott) "Todd Packer and I are total "BFF." "Best Friends Forever." He and I came up together as salesmen. One time, we were out, and we met this set of twins, and Packer told them that we were brothers."
• (Michael Scott) "And so, you know, one thing led to another, and we brought them back to the motel, and then Packer did both of them. It was awesome."

• (Todd Packer) "What has two thumbs and likes to bone your mom? This guy."

• (Michael Scott) "Times have changed a little. And even though we're still a family here at Dunder Mifflin, families grow. And at some point, the daddy can't take a bath with the kids anymore. I am upper management, and it would be inappropriate for me to take a bath with Pam. As much as I might want to."
• (Pam Beesley) "He said what?"

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