Sex Drive (film) Quotes

Sex Drive (film) is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . Sex Drive completed its run in 1970.

It features Bob Levy as producer, Stephen Trask in charge of musical score, and Tim Orr as head of cinematography.

Sex Drive (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Sex Drive (film) is 109 minutes long. Sex Drive (film) is distributed by Summit Entertainment.

The cast includes: Mark L. Young as Randy, Charlie McDermott as Andy, James Marsden as Rex, Josh Zuckerman as Ian, Clark Duke as Lance, Michael Cudlitz as Rick, Seth Green as Ezekiel, Amanda Crew as Felicia, Andrea Anders as Brandy, and Cole Petersen as Dylan.

Sex Drive (film) Quotes

Charlie McDermott as Andy

• (Charlie McDermott) "Hey babe, you wanna party?"
• (Girl Entering Party) "I'm at a party."
• (Mark L. Young) "You wanna make out with us?"

• (Charlie McDermott) "Why dontcha take a picture Ian?"
• (Mark L. Young) "Yeah, and post it on total f***ing awesomeness dot com."
• (Charlie McDermott) "Backslash we rule."
• (Mark L. Young) "Wheredja come up with that?"

• (Fundraising Girl) "Hi. I'm collecting for the underprivileged children of Ecuador. Would you like to help?"
• (Charlie McDermott) "Not really."
• (Mark L. Young) "We don't have any money."
• (Charlie McDermott) "No jobs."
• (Mark L. Young) "You wanna party?"
• (Fundraising Girl) "Um, I'm kind of working right now."
• (Charlie McDermott) "When're you done?"
• (Mark L. Young) "Yeah, what're you doing after?"
• (Fundraising Girl) "I have a church thing tonight."
• (Charlie McDermott) "Kickass. We'll come."
• (Mark L. Young) "Yeah, where is it?"
• (Charlie McDermott) "Is there gonna be more hot snatch like you there?"
• (Mark L. Young) "Do you wear thong underpants?"
• (Charlie McDermott) "Do you want us to take our shirts off?"
• (Mark L. Young) "What color bra are you wearing?"
• (Charlie McDermott) "Is your mom hot too?"
• (Mark L. Young) "Are you into me? Where do you live?"
• (Charlie McDermott) "What color car do you have?"
• (Mark L. Young) "Where do you live?"
• (Charlie McDermott) "What's your address?"
• (Mark L. Young) "Do you want us to come over?"
• (Charlie McDermott) "Do you like pizza?"
• (Mark L. Young) "We've been to a motel."

• (Charlie McDermott) "You gotta get over the monkey."

Josh Zuckerman as Ian

• (Josh Zuckerman) "Hey, uh, can I ask you guys a question?"
• (Mark L. Young) "You just did."
• (Josh Zuckerman) "Can I ask you guys another question?"
• (Charlie McDermott) "You just did again."

• (Josh Zuckerman) "You don't know my brother, okay? He's gonna f*** my ass with a roll of quarters."
• (Seth Green) "What? He's gonna what? With what?"
• (Josh Zuckerman) "Oh, yeah. He's gonna go get off work early, and he's gonna walk into the bank, stand in line, change a 10, find my ass, and just -- f*** it -- with a roll of f***ing quarters."

• (Josh Zuckerman) "Another one for the collection."
• (Amanda Crew) "Oh, cool. Thanks."
• (Josh Zuckerman) "What?"
• (Clark Duke) "It's okay, Brandy. it's okay, baby, don't cry."
• (Josh Zuckerman) "Lance, what are you doing?"
• (Clark Duke) "Dude, you should be ashamed of yourself, because I'm just trying to show another human being a little compassion."
• (Clark Duke) "And my dick."

• (Josh Zuckerman) "You, Cornfed. You can punch my friend here, but just once."
• (Clark Duke) "Wait what? Come on man."
• (Josh Zuckerman) "Dude, you slept with his girlfriend."
• (Clark Duke) "But --"
• (Josh Zuckerman) "AND he drove all this way."
• (Clark Duke) "-- All right."

• (Josh Zuckerman) "Holy buckets -- she wants me to give her the D."

• (Josh Zuckerman) "Where do you guys get the confidence to, like, hit on every girl you see?"
• (Mark L. Young) "Cause we're the s***."
• (Charlie McDermott) "Yeah, you oughta know that, bitch."

• (Josh Zuckerman) "There's no service out here. I can't even tell her I'll be late."
• (Clark Duke) "Good. That's perfect. Keep her waiting. You don't want to come off as desperate."
• (Josh Zuckerman) "I'm driving nine hours. How am I not coming off desperate?"
• (Clark Duke) "We had s*** to do?"

• (Josh Zuckerman) "Is there a cock and ball on the front of me again?"
• (Clark Duke) "Like a little tree trunk."

Clark Duke as Lance

• (Clark Duke) "I refuse to be embarrassed by a car that looks like a Trapper Keeper."

• (Clark Duke) "Hey, Ian, Felicia. This is my boy Ezekiel."
• (Seth Green) "What up, English?"

• (Thug Prisoner) "Hey. Hey ladies."
• (Clark Duke) "Hey how about you sit the f*** back down before me and you have a problem."
• (Thug Prisoner) "How about you just, uh -- chill out man. Be cool."
• (Clark Duke) "Alright we good?"
• (Thug Prisoner) "Yea, we're good."

• (Clark Duke) "I can't believe I'm banging an Amish chick. I mean, seriously, what are the odds?"

• (Clark Duke) "Dude, what the f***?"
• (Josh Zuckerman) "I don't want her along."
• (Clark Duke) "Oh, really? You don't want to bring Yoko on your sex trip? Yeah, no s***. She's always cock-blocking you."
• (Josh Zuckerman) "No, she isn't. She doesn't even have a --"
• (Clark Duke) "Okay, twat blocking. Professor."

Andrea Anders as Brandy

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Mark L. Young as Randy

• (Mark L. Young) "Oh, what's up, what's up?"
• (Charlie McDermott) "What's up what's up?"

• (Mark L. Young) "So where's Felicia?"
• (Charlie McDermott) "Fel-ate-cha. Yeah."
• (Josh Zuckerman) "She's in --"
• (Charlie McDermott) "Fe-lay-cha. You banging her?"
• (Josh Zuckerman) "We're just friends."
• (Mark L. Young) "I'm uncircumcised."
• (Unnamed) "f*** off."
• (Mark L. Young) "Wait, I thought you took her to prom?"
• (Josh Zuckerman) "Yeah, but it was a just-friends kinda thing."
• (Mark L. Young) "You should bang her. We would."
• (Charlie McDermott) "Dude, we would bang her so hard."
• (Mark L. Young) "Tell her we'll bang her for you if you're not into it."
• (Charlie McDermott) "Yeah. Hard."
• (Mark L. Young) "With our dicks."
• (Charlie McDermott) "Yeah, our dicks are huge."
• (Mark L. Young) "You can see them from space."

• (Mark L. Young) "We were just banging that chick in our car."
• (Female Cop) "Yea, you mentioned that."
• (Charlie McDermott) "Yea, super hard."

• (Mark L. Young) "You wear thong underpants?"
• (Charlie McDermott) "You want us to take our shirts off?"
• (Mark L. Young) "Where do you live?"
• (Charlie McDermott) "Is your mom hot too?"
• (Mark L. Young) "Where do you live?"
• (Charlie McDermott) "What's your address?"
• (Mark L. Young) "You like pizza?"

• (Mark L. Young) "What's Up?"
• (Charlie McDermott) "What's Up, what's up?"
• (Mark L. Young) "You wanna party?"

James Marsden as Rex

• (James Marsden) "I wouldn't let you drive The Judge if it was parked on my Schnutz."

• (James Marsden) "What smells like jizz?"

• (James Marsden) "Oh, f***. I know you didn't take my car again. 'Cause you're a big giant p*****. That's right. I'm gonna lift up this door, and my big, f***ing glorious bitchy Judge is gonna be sitting right there gleaming at me. Or I am gonna have the f***ing neighborhood squirrels eat your asshole."
• (James Marsden) "He took my f***ing baby. Cocksucker."

• (James Marsden) "Ian, your 18 and you've never had A girlfriend. That's how people wind up getting gay, you know?"
• (Josh Zuckerman) "I don't think that's really how it happens."
• (James Marsden) "Tell me how it happens expert, ya cock expert, ya cockspert. Hey, what do you like better the shaft or the balls?"
• (Josh Zuckerman) "That's gross."
• (James Marsden) "You like em both don't you. It's like, sometimes tuesday you want the big, old, shiny-ass cock. Wednesdays and Thursdays you're onto the balls."
• (Josh Zuckerman) "I don't know what you're talking about."
• (James Marsden) "You can't choose can you? Thats a tough one. You love it. You're obsessed with it."
• (Josh Zuckerman) "No, you are, your talking about it."
• (James Marsden) "Why are you smiling at me, I'm serious. Don't f***ing smile at me, I'll knock you out of the god damn earth. What does it taste like? What's it like when you take your mouth off of it and its like, you can see your reflection in that f***ing cock. Smack you in the face a little bit, you don't like that?"
• (Josh Zuckerman) "I don't eat"
• (Josh Zuckerman) "."
• (James Marsden) "Just like shiny, f***ing stiff, throbbing, hot vascular mushroom head."
• (Josh Zuckerman) "Ya ya."
• (James Marsden) "Look, every guy has a fantasy about another guy, but you gotta bury that s*** way down, this is America god****it."
• (Josh Zuckerman) "There is, there is a girl. That I've been kinda --"
• (James Marsden) "Alright, I'm listening, where'd you meet her?"
• (Josh Zuckerman) "Um, on the, online."
• (James Marsden) "What? For f***'s sakes Ian, don't you watch dateline? She's probably a guy. Some fat, old dude who wants to ram you in the tailpipe."
• (James Marsden) "But you'd love that wouldn't you, cuz your a homo."

• (James Marsden) "For God's sake. You two little rump rangers couldn't wait five minutes?"

Michael Cudlitz as Rick

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Seth Green as Ezekiel

• (Seth Green) "Uh-oh. See that creamy stuff? You blew your head gasket. That's not good."
• (Josh Zuckerman) "s***."
• (Seth Green) "Dont' cry. We can fix it."
• (Josh Zuckerman) "Really?"
• (Seth Green) "Yeah, really. We're good at it."
• (Josh Zuckerman) "Yeah?"
• (Seth Green) "Yeah, I didn't mean to undersell it, but it's an impressive thing. Yeah, we'll fix it."
• (Josh Zuckerman) "Wow, that'd be cool."
• (Seth Green) "Yeah, would be cool, wouldn't it? I might be the coolest guy you ever met."
• (Josh Zuckerman) "Wow."
• (Seth Green) "Wow."
• (Josh Zuckerman) "Thank you."
• (Seth Green) "Yeah, you're welcome. That's what you say when people do nice things for you. You know, there's a pretty big shindig shaping up next door if you guys want to hang there while we work on it. Take it easy while we do all this; for you."
• (Josh Zuckerman) "Does he have an attitude?"
• (Clark Duke) "No, he's f***ing with you."

Amanda Crew as Felicia

• (Amanda Crew) "Oh dude, don't even bother. Your game is not going to work on that girl."
• (Clark Duke) "What do you know about girls? I've never even seen you with a girl."

Cole Petersen as Dylan

• (Cole Petersen) "Nice underpants, Ian."

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