Severance (film) Quotes

Severance (film) is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Severance ended its run in 1970.

It features Jason Newmark as producer, Christian Henson in charge of musical score, and Ed Wild as head of cinematography.

Severance (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Severance (film) is 95 minutes long. Severance (film) is distributed by Pathé.

The cast includes: Danny Dyer as Steve, Babou Ceesay as Billy, Andy Nyman as Gordon, Tim McInnerny as Richard, Toby Stephens as Harris, Claudie Blakley as Jill, Laura Harris as Maggie, David Gilliam as George, and Sándor Boros as Coach Driver.

Severance (film) Quotes

Babou Ceesay as Billy

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

David Gilliam as George

• (David Gilliam) "You label terrorist on it, and I'll kill it."

Andy Nyman as Gordon

• (Andy Nyman) "Shall I make a cup of tea?"

• (Andy Nyman) "I think I've broken my arm"

• (Andy Nyman) "I cooked it for the whole hour."

• (Andy Nyman) "Anyone need first aid?"
• (Danny Dyer) "I might do in about 20 minutes --"

Laura Harris as Maggie

• (Laura Harris) "Are you still tripping?"
• (Danny Dyer) "No, no. Why are you naked?"

Danny Dyer as Steve

• (Danny Dyer) "Foursome?"

• (Danny Dyer) "You've got about as much chance of getting s*** out of a rocking horse."

• (Danny Dyer) "No offence mate, but you've got more chance of getting s*** from a rocking horse."

• (Danny Dyer) "Just saw a geezer in a balaklava with a suitcase -- No -- more of a travel bag."

• (Danny Dyer) "s***, I've left Gordon's foot on the coach -- sorry mate."

• (Danny Dyer) "Listen; now I know we're mates, but if you look at my cock one more time, I'm gonna kick off."
• (Babou Ceesay) "What are you talking about? I have not once looked at your winkie."

• (Danny Dyer) "You FOUND a pie?"

Tim McInnerny as Richard

• (Tim McInnerny) "It's a public company. Members of both our governments are on the board. They're not going to do anything immoral."

• (Tim McInnerny) "I can't spell success without "u". And you, and you, and you --"
• (Toby Stephens) "There's only one "u" in success."

• (Tim McInnerny) "There are no bears in Hungary. Unless we've crossed the border into Romania, in which case there ARE bears. If we're in Serbia, then -- I don't know."
• (Toby Stephens) "That's really interesting, Richard. Tell me something: are bears required to stop at borders? Is there some sort of, I don't know, passport control for bears?"

Toby Stephens as Harris

• (Toby Stephens) "Bit young to be losing your teeth, Steve."
• (Danny Dyer) "It's not my tooth."
• (Tim McInnerny) "What?"
• (Claudie Blakley) "Could it be the cow's tooth?"
• (Danny Dyer) "A cow with gold fillings?"

Claudie Blakley as Jill

• (Claudie Blakley) "You've made a recruitment video for the Hitler Youth."

Sándor Boros as Coach Driver

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