Scott Pilgrim vs. the World Quotes

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . Scott Pilgrim vs. the World ended in 1970.

It features Eric Gitter, Nira Park, Marc E. Platt, and Edgar Wright as producer, Nigel Godrich in charge of musical score, and Bill Pope as head of cinematography.

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World is recorded in English and originally aired in United States, and United Kingdom. Each episode of Scott Pilgrim vs. the World is 112 minutes long. Scott Pilgrim vs. the World is distributed by Universal Studios.

The cast includes: Michael Cera as Scott Pilgrim, Mary Elizabeth Winstead as Ramona V. Flowers, Ellen Wong as Knives Chau, Johnny Simmons as Young Neil, Kieran Culkin as Wallace Wells, Anna Kendrick as Stacey Pilgrim, Brandon Routh as Todd Ingram, Satya Bhabha as Matthew Patel, Alison Pill as Kim Pine, Mae Whitman as Roxy Richter, Brie Larson as Envy Adams, Mark Webber as Stephen Stills, Satya Bhabha as Text, Aubrey Plaza as Julie Powers, and Chris Evans as Lucas Lee.

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World Quotes

Michael Cera as Scott Pilgrim

• (Michael Cera) "Hey You totally came."
• (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) "Yes I did totally come --"

• (Michael Cera) "Amazon.ca. What's the website for that?"
• (Kieran Culkin) "Amazon.ca"

• (Michael Cera) "You know this girl?"
• (Mae Whitman) "Oh boy, does she know me."
• (Michael Cera) "What is she talking about?"
• (Mae Whitman) "He really doesn't know?"
• (Michael Cera) "Wait --"

• (Michael Cera) "I don't think I can hit a girl. They're soft."

• (Michael Cera) "That's it. You cocky cock. You'll pay for your crimes against humanity."

• (Michael Cera) "When I'm around you, I kind of feel like I'm on drugs. Not that I do drugs. Unless you do drugs, in which case I do them all the time. All of them."

• (Michael Cera) "That guy on bass --"
• (Brie Larson) "Oh, yeah."
• (Michael Cera) "That's Todd."
• (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) "I know."
• (Brie Larson) "Oh, yeah."
• (Michael Cera) "You know?"
• (Brie Larson) "OH, YEAH."
• (Michael Cera) "Oh, no."

• (Michael Cera) "So what you're saying is we're dating?"
• (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) "I guess."
• (Michael Cera) "Does that mean we can make out?"
• (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) "Sure."

• (Michael Cera) "Hey, what's up?"
• (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) "Nothing."
• (Michael Cera) "Hey, you know Pac-man?"
• (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) "I know of him."
• (Michael Cera) "Well, Pac-man was originally called Puck-man. They changed it because -- Not because Pac-man looks like a hockey puck. "Paku Paku" means "flap your mouth", and they were worried that people would change, scratch out the P turn it into an F, like --"
• (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) "Yeah, that's amazing."
• (Michael Cera) "Um -- Am I dreaming? I'll leave you alone forever now."
• (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) "Thanks."

• (Unnamed) "You've got mail."
• (Michael Cera) "Dude, this thing claims I have mail."
• (Kieran Culkin) "It's amazing what we can do with computers these days."
• (Michael Cera) "Dude, now I'm totally reading it."
• (Kieran Culkin) "I'm so happy for you."

• (Michael Cera) "You're pretentious, this club sucks, I have beef. Let's do it."

• (Michael Cera) "I have to go pee due to boredom."

• (Unnamed) "What's the password?"
• (Michael Cera) "Uh -- whatever --"
• (Unnamed) "Cool --"

• (Other Scott) "And you didn't bang her? Are you gay?"
• (Michael Cera) "I couldn't stop thinking about my stupid ex-girlfriend."
• (Jimmy) "Is that the Uma Thurman movie?"

• (Michael Cera) "I have to pee."

• (Michael Cera) "Why can't we have our own secret shows?"
• (Alison Pill) "All of our shows are secret shows."

• (Michael Cera) "Oh God."
• (Kieran Culkin) "What is it, Scott?"
• (Michael Cera) "I had this totally weird dream --"
• (Other Scott) "Oh God."
• (Kieran Culkin) "What is it, Other Scott?"
• (Other Scott) "Can we skip the dream time? Color me not interested."
• (Michael Cera) "But there was this girl --"
• (Kieran Culkin) "Girl --"
• (Other Scott) "Is this an envy-related dream again?"
• (Kieran Culkin) "You don't use the "e" word in this house."

• (Michael Cera) "Ciao Knives."

• (Michael Cera) "If I peed my pants would you pretend that I just got wet from the rain?"

• (Michael Cera) "Wait. We're fighting over Ramona?"
• (Satya Bhabha) "Didn't you get my email explaining the situation?"
• (Michael Cera) "I skimmed it."
• (Kieran Culkin) "Mm-mm."
• (Satya Bhabha) "You will pay for your insolence."

Chris Evans as Lucas Lee

• (Chris Evans) "Somebody bring me my board."
• (Kieran Culkin) "Hi, big fan."
• (Chris Evans) "Why wouldn't you be?"

• (Chris Evans) "'Sup? How's life? He seems nice."

• (Chris Evans) "Prepare to feel the wrath of the League of the Evil Exes."

• (Chris Evans) "The only thing separating me from her is the two minutes it's gonna take to kick your ass."

Mae Whitman as Roxy Richter

• (Mae Whitman) "Your BF's about to get eff'd in the b."

• (Mae Whitman) "Every Pilgrim reaches the end of it's journey -- some sooner than others."

• (Mae Whitman) "Oh I'd love to postpone, but I just cashed in my last rain check."
• (Michael Cera) "Where's that from?"
• (Mae Whitman) "My brain."

Anna Kendrick as Stacey Pilgrim

• (Anna Kendrick) "17-year-old? Scandal."
• (Michael Cera) "Who told you."
• (Anna Kendrick) "Wallace, duh."
• (Michael Cera) "That gossipy bitch."
• (Kieran Culkin) "You know me."

• (Anna Kendrick) "Next time, we don't date the girl with eleven evil ex-boyfriends."
• (Michael Cera) "It's seven."
• (Anna Kendrick) "Oh, well, that's not that bad."

• (Anna Kendrick) "Did you really see a future with this girl?"
• (Michael Cera) "Like -- with jet-packs?"

• (Anna Kendrick) "You should break up with your fake highschool girlfriend."
• (Michael Cera) "Wait who told you?"
• (Anna Kendrick) "Wallace."
• (Michael Cera) "He's not even conscious."

Brie Larson as Envy Adams

• (Brie Larson) "You just headbutted my boyfriend so hard he burst."

• (Brie Larson) "Short answer: Vegans are just better then everyone else."

Kieran Culkin as Wallace Wells

• (Kieran Culkin) "You doing okay there?"
• (Michael Cera) "Yeah, good, good, good. She changed her hair."
• (Kieran Culkin) "So, it looks nice blue."
• (Michael Cera) "Yeah I know, but she did it without making a big deal out of it or anything -- She's fickle, impulsive, spontaneous -- God what am I going to do?"

• (Crash) "This song is called "I Am So Sad. I Am So Very Very Sad." It goes like this."
• (Crash) "Thank you."
• (Kieran Culkin) "It's not a race, guys."
• (Crash) "Ok this next song goes out to the guy who keeps yelling from the balcony. It's called "We Hate You, Please Die.""
• (Kieran Culkin) "Sweet."
• (Kieran Culkin) "I love this song."

• (Kieran Culkin) "Kick her in the balls."

• (Kieran Culkin) "Okay, presumeably, you may have just seen a dude's junk, and I'm very sorry for that -- so is he."

• (Kieran Culkin) "Guess who's drunk."
• (Michael Cera) "I guess Wallace."
• (Kieran Culkin) "You guess right."

• (Kieran Culkin) "I want to have his adopted babies."

• (Kieran Culkin) "Everything does suck."
• (Kieran Culkin) "Or does it?"
• (Kieran Culkin) "Hello? Oh, hey Knives. What's that? You're outside?"
• (Ellen Wong) "Is Scott here?"
• (Kieran Culkin) "Uh, you know what?"
• (Kieran Culkin) "He just left."
• (Ellen Wong) "Really?"
• (Kieran Culkin) "Yeah."
• (Kieran Culkin) "Sorry."

• (Kieran Culkin) "Hey, what's up with his outfit?"
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, is he a pirate?"
• (Michael Cera) "Are you a pirate?"
• (Satya Bhabha) "Pirates are in this year."

• (Kieran Culkin) "Hey Jimmy do they rock or suck?"
• (Jimmy) "They have not started playing yet --"
• (Kieran Culkin) "That was a test Jimmy, and you passed."

• (Kieran Culkin) "Scott, you know I love you. But I need my own bed tonight. It's for sex."
• (Michael Cera) "Right."
• (Kieran Culkin) "I may need it for the rest of the week too -- and the year."
• (Michael Cera) "Right, I get it."
• (Kieran Culkin) "Hey, maybe you can move in with Ramona."
• (Michael Cera) "She's with Gideon now."
• (Kieran Culkin) "Ah, that sucks, but you know it's probably just because he's better than you."

• (Crash) "Good evening. My name is Crash, and these are the Boys."
• (Kieran Culkin) "Is that girl a boy too?"
• (Crash) "Yes."

• (Kieran Culkin) "What a perfect asshole."

• (Some Guy) "It's for Scott."
• (Kieran Culkin) "It's for you, big guy."
• (Michael Cera) "Hello?"
• (Gideon Gordon Graves) "Hey, pal. I just wanna say I feel terrible about earlier. I don't want any hard feelings, so I figured, why not be the bigger man, and just give you a call."
• (Michael Cera) "Is Ramona with you?"
• (Gideon Gordon Graves) "I dunno --"
• (Gideon Gordon Graves) "Are you with me?"
• (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) "Yeah."
• (Gideon Gordon Graves) "Geez, buddy, it's gonna be all right."
• (Michael Cera) "No, I just spilled hot cocoa on my crotch."
• (Gideon Gordon Graves) "Mm-hmm -- Listen, as you know, I'm opening a new Chaos Theatre in Toronto, and the Sex Bobs are playing our grand opening tonight, and it would feel really weird for all of us if you weren't there. They just did a soundtrack, and the acoustics here are amazing."
• (Michael Cera) "Yeah, maybe I'll see you there."
• (Gideon Gordon Graves) "I hope so amigo. I don't want any more bad blood between exes. What do you say?"
• (Michael Cera) "Mm-hmm"
• (Gideon Gordon Graves) "OK, laytaz'."
• (Kieran Culkin) "What a perfect asshole."
• (Kieran Culkin) "Forget what I said earlier."
• (Kieran Culkin) "Finish him."

• (Kieran Culkin) "Look, I didn't write the gay handbook. If you got a problem with it, take it up with Liberace's ghost."

Mary Elizabeth Winstead as Ramona V. Flowers

• (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) "Do that again, and I will end you."

• (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) "What kind of tea do you want?"
• (Michael Cera) "There's more than one kind?"
• (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) "We have blueberry, raspberry, ginseng, sleepy time, green tea, green tea with lemon, green tea with lemon and honey, liver disaster, ginger with honey, ginger without honey, vanilla almond, white truffel, blueberry chamomile, vanilla walnut, constant comment and -- earl grey."
• (Michael Cera) "Did you make some of those up?"

• (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) "Listen, I know I can be hard to be around sometimes. I totally understand if you don't want to hang anymore."
• (Michael Cera) "No, no, I want to hang. It's -- You know, the whole evil ex-boyfriend thing --"
• (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) "Exes --"
• (Michael Cera) "It's no biggie. Um. You know, I know it's early, but I don't think anything can get in the way of how I s***."

• (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) "Well, it was nice to meet you and tell your gay friends I will see them later."
• (Anna Kendrick) "Gay friends?"
• (Anna Kendrick) "Wallace? Again?"

• (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) "We all have baggage."

• (Gideon Gordon Graves) "Yeah. Still my girl."
• (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) "Let's both be girls."

• (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) "He was a snot-nosed little brat. He just followed me around."
• (Michael Cera) "He had snot in his nose? But he's famous."

• (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) "Uh, Scott Pilgrim?"
• (Michael Cera) "Hi. I was thinking about asking you out, but then I realized how stupid that would be. So do you want to go out sometime?"
• (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) "Um, no, that's ok. You can just sign for this, all right?"
• (Michael Cera) "I just woke up, and you were in my dream. I dreamt that you were delivering me this package. Is that weird?"
• (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) "It's not weird at all."
• (Michael Cera) "It's not?"
• (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) "You just have this convenient subspace highway running through your head that I like to use. It's like three miles in 15 seconds."
• (Michael Cera) "Right, right."
• (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) "I forgot you guys don't have that in Canada."
• (Michael Cera) "You don't remember me, do you? We met at the party the other day."
• (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) "Were you the Pac-man guy?"
• (Michael Cera) "No. Not even. That was some total ass. I was the other guy."
• (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) "You know, you need to sign for this- whatever this is."
• (Michael Cera) "But if I sign for it you'll leave."
• (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) "Yeah, it's how it works."
• (Michael Cera) "Okey. Well, maybe, do you wanna hang out sometime? Get to know each other. You're the new kid on the block, right? I've lived here forever, so there are reasons for you to hang out with me."
• (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) "You want me to hang out with you?"
• (Michael Cera) "Um, yeah, if that's cool."
• (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) "If I say yes, will you sign for your damn package?"
• (Michael Cera) "So yeah. 8:00?"

• (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) "I was more alone when we were together than I ever was on my own."

Satya Bhabha as Matthew Patel

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Johnny Simmons as Young Neil

• (Johnny Simmons) "He punched the highlights out of her hair."

Alison Pill as Kim Pine

• (Alison Pill) "Believe it or not I used to date Scott in high school."
• (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) "Oh? Do you have any embarrassing stories?"
• (Alison Pill) "Yeah -- he's an idiot."

• (Alison Pill) "Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it."
• (Michael Cera) "Hahahaha -- wait, what?"
• (Alison Pill) "I mean, are you really happy or really evil?"
• (Michael Cera) "Evil? You mean, do I have, like, ulterior motives? I'm offended, Kim."
• (Alison Pill) "Wounded, even?"
• (Michael Cera) "Hurt, Kim."

• (Alison Pill) "Scott. Not that I care, but you should go talk to Ramona before she's gone."
• (Michael Cera) "Thanks, Kim."
• (Alison Pill) "And I really don't care."

• (Alison Pill) "That -- was epic."

• (Alison Pill) "We are Sex Bob-Omb. And we're here to watch Scott Pilgrim kick your teeth in. One-two-three-four."

• (Alison Pill) "Scott Pilgrim, you're the salt of the earth."
• (Michael Cera) "Thanks, Kim."
• (Alison Pill) "I meant "scum" of the earth."

• (Alison Pill) "We are Sex Bob-omb. We are here to sell out and make money and stuff."

Mark Webber as Stephen Stills

• (Mark Webber) "Level with me -- did we suck?"
• (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) "I don't know -- did you?"
• (Mark Webber) "-- she has to go. She knows we suck."

• (Mark Webber) "I have distressing news."
• (Alison Pill) "Is the news that we suck, because I really don't think I can take it."

• (Mark Webber) "If we win, it won't just be Knives wearing Sex Bom-Omb shirts. It'll be the cool kids, too."

• (Mark Webber) "What are you doing?"
• (Michael Cera) "Getting a life."

• (Mark Webber) "Oh god --. oh man. This is a nightmare. Is this a nightmare? Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up --."
• (Michael Cera) "It's just nerves."
• (Alison Pill) "Once we're on stage, you'll be fine."
• (Mark Webber) "We were just on stage for sound check, and the sound guy hated us."

Brandon Routh as Todd Ingram

• (Brandon Routh) "We have an unfinished business. I and he."
• (Michael Cera) "He and me."
• (Brandon Routh) "Don't you talk to me about grammar."

• (Vegan Police) "Freeze. Vegan Police."
• (Vegan Police) "Vegan Police."
• (Vegan Police) "Todd Ingram, you're under arrest for Veganity Violation Code Number 827: imbibing of half-and-half."
• (Brandon Routh) "That's bullroar."
• (Vegan Police) "No vegan diet, no vegan powers."
• (Brandon Routh) "But-But this is only my first offense. Don't I get three strikes? I mean --"
• (Vegan Police) "Take it."
• (Vegan Police) "12:47 on February 1st: You knowingly ingested gelato."
• (Brandon Routh) "Gelato isn't vegan?"
• (Vegan Police) "It's milk and eggs, bitch."
• (Vegan Police) "On April 4th, 7:30 pm, you partook of a plate of chicken Parmesan."
• (Brandon Routh) "Chicken isn't vegan?"

• (Brandon Routh) "I partake not in the meat, nor the breastmilk, nor the ovum, of any creature, with a face."

Ellen Wong as Knives Chau

• (Ellen Wong) "I've never even kissed a guy before."
• (Michael Cera) "Hey -- me neither."

• (Ellen Wong) "Go ahead. I'm too cool for you anyway."

• (Ellen Wong) "Hey Scott."
• (Michael Cera) "What the hell --"
• (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) "Who is that girl again?"
• (Mark Webber) "Scott dated her."
• (Michael Cera) "Briefly."
• (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) "How old is she?"
• (Michael Cera) "Uhhhhhhhh --"
• (Michael Cera) "I gotta pee on her --. I mean, I gotta pee. Pee time."

• (Ellen Wong) "Is Scott here?"
• (Kieran Culkin) "Uh, you know what --"
• (Kieran Culkin) "He just left."
• (Ellen Wong) "Really?"
• (Kieran Culkin) "Yeah -- sorry."

• (Ellen Wong) "You broke the heart that broke mine."

• (Ellen Wong) "Steal my boyfriend, taste my steel."

• (Ellen Wong) "What do you play?"
• (Johnny Simmons) "Wow, ummm -- Zelda -- Tetris -- that's kind of a big question."

Aubrey Plaza as Julie Powers

• (Aubrey Plaza) "What about Ramona Flowers?"
• (Michael Cera) "You know her? Tell me now."

• (Aubrey Plaza) "So, what can I censored get you?"
• (Michael Cera) "Is there anywhere you don't work?"
• (Aubrey Plaza) "They're called jobs, something a censored ball like you wouldn't know anything about. And by the way, I can't censored believe you asked Ramona out after I specifically told you not to censored do that."
• (Michael Cera) "How are you doing that with your mouth?"
• (Aubrey Plaza) "Never censored mind how I'm doing it."

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