Scooby-Doo (film) Quotes

Scooby-Doo (film) is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Scooby-Doo ended its run in 1970.

It features Charles Roven; Richard Suckle as producer, David Newman (composer) in charge of musical score, and David Eggby as head of cinematography.

Each episode of Scooby-Doo (film) is 86 minutes long. Scooby-Doo (film) is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Isla Fisher as Mary Jane, Matthew Lillard as Shaggy, Freddie Prinze Jr. as Scooby Doo, Linda Cardellini as Velma, Sarah Michelle Gellar as Daphne, Freddie Prinze Jr. as Fred, Miguel A. Núñez Jr. as Voodoo Maestro, Sam Greco as Zarkos, and Rowan Atkinson as Mondavarious.

Scooby-Doo (film) Quotes

Sam Greco as Zarkos

• (Sam Greco) "Ah Ha. Damsel in Distress."
• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "Let go of me. Help."

Linda Cardellini as Velma

• (Linda Cardellini) "You could use a little sunlight."

• (Linda Cardellini) "I know you. All you care about are swimsuit models."
• (Freddie Prinze Jr.) "Look, I'm a man of substance. Dorky chicks like you turn me on, too."

• (Velma's Friend) ""Puppy power", huh?"
• (Linda Cardellini) "And he wasn't even a puppy. He had a gland disorder."

• (Linda Cardellini) "Daphne? Are you okay?"
• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "I am so over this damsel in distress nonsense."
• (Freddie Prinze Jr.) "Uh, where's Shagster?"
• (Matthew Lillard) "Like, I'm right here, man."
• (Freddie Prinze Jr.) "Me too."
• (Matthew Lillard) "Hey, Scoob, that was fun. Let's grab another skateboard and, like, do it again,man."
• (Freddie Prinze Jr.) "Yeah."

• (Linda Cardellini) "What's the problem, exactly?"
• (Rowan Atkinson) "I believe somebody is casting a spell on the students. Now listen and look around. Can you notice any difference between those arriving and those departing?"
• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "They look like sober, well-behaved college kids."
• (Rowan Atkinson) "Precisely. And they didn't before they came. They've changed. In other words, a magic spell."

• (Linda Cardellini) "Oh please. You get kidnapped so much you should come with your own ransom note."
• (Linda Cardellini) "My glasses. Where's my glasses?"
• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "Who's helpless now?"

• (Linda Cardellini) "Scooby doo. Your name means scooby poop."

• (Linda Cardellini) "Let's get jinky with it."

• (Linda Cardellini) "Kinda makes you nostalgic for the homicidal creatures, doesn't it?"

Rowan Atkinson as Mondavarious

• (Rowan Atkinson) "Two years ago that little pest turns up at a casting session for our evil elves. Next thing i know i'm stuck in a hole and he's cavorting about in a mechanical version of me. But look thank you so much. What a delight. Fantastic. Fantastic."

Matthew Lillard as Shaggy

• (Matthew Lillard) "Like chill out, Scooby-Doo, stop shaking."
• (Freddie Prinze Jr.) "Me? That's you."
• (Matthew Lillard) "Oh right it's me, sorry."

• (Matthew Lillard) "Like wow."

• (Matthew Lillard) "This is, like, the opposite of what I wanted to do today."

• (Matthew Lillard) "Please tell me you guys are you --"

• (Matthew Lillard) "Reminds me of the time we tried to eat the guy in the hot dog costume."

• (Matthew Lillard) "Scooby-Doo, where are you?"

• (Matthew Lillard) "Like, Scoob and me don't do castles."
• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "And why not?"
• (Matthew Lillard) "Because castles have paintings with eyes that follow,suits of armor that you think are a statue,and a that keeps following you every time you turn around."

• (Matthew Lillard) "Hey, you guys, look. I know I'm just the dude that carries the bags, but it seems to me we all play an important part in this group. I mean, we're just like a big, delicious banana split. Fred, you're the big banana; Daphne, you're the pastrami and bubble gum-flavoured ice cream; and Velma, you're the sweet-and-sour mustard sauce that goes on top."
• (Freddie Prinze Jr.) "Mmm-mm."
• (Matthew Lillard) "That sounds pretty good, doesn't it?"
• (Linda Cardellini) "You know what, Shaggy? You've really put it into perspective for me."
• (Matthew Lillard) "Thanks."
• (Linda Cardellini) "I quit."
• (Matthew Lillard) "NO."
• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "No way. You -- you can't quit. I was gonna quit in, like, two seconds. And now everyone is gonna totally think I copied off the smart girl."
• (Freddie Prinze Jr.) "Now, wait a minute. wait a minute. Maybe I quit. I do. Yeah, I quit."
• (Linda Cardellini) "I'm outta here."
• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "Good riddance."
• (Matthew Lillard) "Don't -- no. Don't go. Come on, guys, don't do this. Please, don't go."
• (Freddie Prinze Jr.) "Do I quit?"
• (Matthew Lillard) "No, Scoob -- friends don't quit. Well, it looks like it's just you and me for a while, buddy, old pal."

• (Matthew Lillard) "Hey, Hong Kong Fooey. Watch the fists of fury."

• (Matthew Lillard) "Sit grandma, bad grandma, don't eat the kitty."

• (Matthew Lillard) "Zoinks. them peppers is like hot."

• (Matthew Lillard) "Oh, Daph. What's wrong with you? Don't you ever eat?"

• (Matthew Lillard) "Oh, we don't go near any place with spooky, haunted, forbidden or creepy in the name."

• (Matthew Lillard) "Gee, Scraps, you didn't have to freak out like a jerk and kill all humanity."
• (Scrappy Doo) "And I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you meddling sons of --"

Freddie Prinze Jr. as Scooby Doo

• (Scrappy Doo) "Scrappy-Dappy-Doo."
• (Freddie Prinze Jr.) "Hey."
• (Scrappy Doo) "Ghosts don't stand a chance with me. Let me at em. I'll rock 'em and sock 'em."
• (Freddie Prinze Jr.) "Scrappy, for the thousandth time, there's no such things as ghosts."
• (Scrappy Doo) "Sure there are, and when I find them I'll give them a good of puppy power."
• (Scrappy Doo) "Ta-da."
• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "Oh, God. He's peeing on me."

• (Freddie Prinze Jr.) "Yo-Yo the bi-atch was like what? And I was like layta on."
• (Matthew Lillard) "Fred."
• (Freddie Prinze Jr.) "Yo. What up, dawg?"
• (Freddie Prinze Jr.) "And, uh -- dog?"
• (Freddie Prinze Jr.) "Keepin' it real."

• (Freddie Prinze Jr.) "Why's Fred in a bad mood?"
• (Matthew Lillard) "He's not in a bad mood, Scoob, he's a monster."

• (Freddie Prinze Jr.) "Hey. I can look at myself naked."
• (Linda Cardellini) "Oh brother."

• (Unnamed) "I've gotta bag of -- uh -- hamburgers for you. All you have to do is to come out into the dark shadowy part of the woods where no one can see you"
• (Freddie Prinze Jr.) "Okay."

• (Freddie Prinze Jr.) "Scrappy, I told you no urinating on Daphne."
• (Scrappy Doo) "It was an accident."
• (Freddie Prinze Jr.) "You were marking your territory."

• (Freddie Prinze Jr.) "Raggy, you're rhipped."
• (Matthew Lillard) "I'm whipped? why don't you say that to my face, man?"
• (Freddie Prinze Jr.) "Rokay, I rill. Your rother eats rat roop."
• (Matthew Lillard) "No, Scooby-Doo. YOUR mom eats cat poop."

• (Freddie Prinze Jr.) "What now?"
• (Matthew Lillard) "Let's do what we do best Scoob, eat."
• (Freddie Prinze Jr.) "It's plastic."
• (Matthew Lillard) "What do you care? You drink out of the toilet."
• (Freddie Prinze Jr.) "So do you."

• (Freddie Prinze Jr.) "The prince's got his groove on."

• (Freddie Prinze Jr.) "Man, we got beats like it was the lizniz on earth, ya know what I'm sayin', G?"
• (Matthew Lillard) "No."

• (Freddie Prinze Jr.) "How many times do I have to tell you? There is no such thing as ghouls, ghosts, goblins or monsters. Listen up, there is absolutely ABSOLUTELY NO SUCH THING AS --"
• (Freddie Prinze Jr.) "MONSTER."

• (Freddie Prinze Jr.) "Thank you. Thank you. Hello, thank you. Thank you. Shaggy?"
• (Matthew Lillard) "Let's run for it. We gotta get out of here."
• (Freddie Prinze Jr.) "I'm a sacrifice. Hello."
• (Matthew Lillard) "A sacrifice? Dude that's not a good thing Scoob. I'm sorry i yelled at you buddy. And i'm really sorry i haven't been a very good friend since we got here. But you gotta trust me now."
• (Freddie Prinze Jr.) "You don't trust me."
• (Matthew Lillard) "I do trust you Scoob. Now, look. Who's your best buddy?"
• (Freddie Prinze Jr.) "Shaggy."
• (Matthew Lillard) "Right. And who's my best buddy in the whole wide world?"
• (Freddie Prinze Jr.) "Scooby Doo?"
• (Matthew Lillard) "That's right Scoob. You are. And we're like to trippy peas in a far out pod man."

• (Freddie Prinze Jr.) "Ramburgers."

Sarah Michelle Gellar as Daphne

• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "I'm looking for clues behind the strange behavior of the college students."
• (Miguel A. Núñez Jr.) "Well, here's a clue for you: Purple is a fall color. It's the middle of May."

• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "Hey, I'm me again."
• (Linda Cardellini) "Yippee for you."
• (Matthew Lillard) "Man. Like why am I wearing a dress?"

• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "I'm a black-belt now. I've transformed my body into a dangerous weapon."

• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "I'm not helpless. I'm not helpless. I am helpless. I'm gonna die."

• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "We're here to solve a mystery."

• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "I've got this. I've got this."
• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "I don't got this."

• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "Wait. I know how to deal with this guy."
• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "Hey you. What are you doin'?"
• (Linda Cardellini) "Yes, that is masterful."

• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "Put me back, Shaggy. I'll figure a way out myself."
• (Matthew Lillard) "Like how?"
• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "I don't know. I'll; I'll use my tongue as an oar to swim to the edge."
• (Matthew Lillard) "Sorry."

• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "Now, who's the damsel in distress?"
• (Sam Greco) "Me?"
• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "Straight up."

• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "you snuck up on me you jerk,let me out."
• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "This can't be good. No,no,no"
• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "no,"
• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "NO."
• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "hey,give me back my spirit thingy. This is so uncool, and you're messing up my hair."
• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "You're a jerk, capital J E R"

• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "Those creatures are taking over the world? That is so mean."

• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "I've got a major wedgie."

• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "Fred keeps touching me."

Miguel A. Núñez Jr. as Voodoo Maestro

• (Miguel A. Núñez Jr.) "Whatever you do, don't go into that spooky island castle."
• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "AH-HA, you want me to go into that castle."
• (Miguel A. Núñez Jr.) "Didn't you hear what I just said?"
• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "But you're scary and you knew I'd do the opposite of what you said so you told me not to go up to that castle so I would go up to that castle where you've set a trap to capture me."
• (Sarah Michelle Gellar) "Unless -- unless you knew I'd figure it out so you told me not to go up to that castle so I would think that you wanted me to go so I wouldn't go just like you didnt want me to -- I'll find out what your hiding in that castle. You'll see."
• (Miguel A. Núñez Jr.) "What in the world?"

Isla Fisher as Mary Jane

• (Isla Fisher) "I'm Mary Jane."
• (Matthew Lillard) "Like, that's my favorite name."

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