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School for Scoundrels (2006 film) Quotes

School for Scoundrels (2006 film) is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . School for Scoundrels ended in 1970.

It features Daniel Goldberg (producer) as producer, Christophe Beck in charge of musical score, and Jonathan Brown as head of cinematography.

School for Scoundrels (2006 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of School for Scoundrels (2006 film) is 100 minutes long. School for Scoundrels (2006 film) is distributed by MGM Distribution Co..

The cast includes: Ben Stiller as Lonnie, David Cross as Ian, Billy Bob Thornton as Dr. P, Jon Heder as Roger, Sarah Silverman as Becky, Michael Clarke Duncan as Lesher, Todd Louiso as Eli, and Dan Fogler as Zack.

School for Scoundrels (2006 film) Quotes

Billy Bob Thornton as Dr. P

  • (Billy Bob Thornton) "This is not a god**** Tony Robbins seminar. If you're looking for "Chicken Soup for the Soul," get the hell outta here."
  • (Billy Bob Thornton) "How many of you have self-help books? Okay, that's your first problem. You can't help yourself, because your self sucks."
  • (Billy Bob Thornton) "Every once in a while, a shepherd has to pluck a sheep from the heard and challenge him. It lets the man know he's worthy of leading him."
  • (Jon Heder) "Well, you know what? I don't want to be a shepherd anymore."
  • (Billy Bob Thornton) "You're not the shepherd, DUMB ASS, I'm the shepherd. Its called an analogy, moron."
  • (Jon Heder) "Look, you dont understand. Everything was going so well between us."
  • (Billy Bob Thornton) "Well, clearly I'm sure you're just days away from adopting a Chinese kid together."
  • (Billy Bob Thornton) "There are two kinds of men in the world: those who run s***, like me, and those who eat s***, like you."
  • (Billy Bob Thornton) "Lie, lie, and lie some more."
  • (Billy Bob Thornton) "If that's why you're here, then just get the f*** outta here."

Dan Fogler as Zack

  • (Dan Fogler) "What is he, a pimp now?"

Michael Clarke Duncan as Lesher

  • (Michael Clarke Duncan) "Manila. Dr. P specifically said manila. This is off-white."
  • (Jon Heder) "Sorry."
  • (Michael Clarke Duncan) "Sorry doesn't make it manila."

Jon Heder as Roger

  • (Jon Heder) "What now, bitch?"

Ben Stiller as Lonnie

  • (Ben Stiller) "Why is everybody gotta be so freakin' stupid these days?"

Todd Louiso as Eli

  • (Todd Louiso) "It says here that the shooter must maintain a 100-yard distance from target."
  • (Billy Bob Thornton) "Anyone else wanna read their gun?"

David Cross as Ian

  • (David Cross) "Roger, I used to be just like you. But look at me now, I'm awesome. I run this entire place. I'm dating TWO Asian chicks."

Sarah Silverman as Becky

  • (Sarah Silverman) "Congratulations, you are fat. Would you like a fat medal?"

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