Santa's Slay Quotes

Santa's Slay is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . Santa's Slay ended in 1970.

It features Sammy Lee as producer, Henning Lohner in charge of musical score, and Matthew F. Leonetti as head of cinematography.

Santa's Slay is recorded in English and originally aired in Canada United States. Each episode of Santa's Slay is 78 minutes long. Santa's Slay is distributed by Media 8 Entertainment.

The cast includes: Douglas Smith as Nicholas Yuleson, Saul Rubinek as Mr. Green, Donna Zuk as Mrs. Talbot, Fran Drescher as Virginia Mason, Rebecca Gayheart as Gwen Mason, Dave Thomas as Pastor Timmons, and Robert Culp as Grandpa.

Santa's Slay Quotes

Douglas Smith as Nicholas Yuleson

• (Douglas Smith) "You're gonna need to suck it in."
• (Mary "Mac" Mackenzie) "You're in the need for some top."
• (Mary "Mac" Mackenzie) "I swear to god Nicholas, am I going to have to make every first move in this relationship?"

• (Douglas Smith) "The clock just struck midnight at the pole. Christmas is officially over for you, Santa."
• (Santa Claus) "You know, most people make the same mistake. The correct time at the pole is completely discretionary, because the poles are where all the time zones actually converge."
• (Mary "Mac" Mackenzie) "He's scary, yet educational."

• (Mary "Mac" Mackenzie) "Wicked, your grandfather's an angel. Told you he'd look after you."
• (Douglas Smith) "I swear i'll never take the lord's name in vain again"
• (Robert Culp) "You're forgiven Nicholas"

• (Mary "Mac" Mackenzie) "You hit like a girl."
• (Douglas Smith) "You kiss like a guy."

• (Douglas Smith) "We're trapped in closet on Christmas with Santa trying to murder us. How f***ed up is that?"

• (Douglas Smith) "Great. He'll never find us now"
• (Mary "Mac" Mackenzie) "Shut your hole and help me through this window"

Dave Thomas as Pastor Timmons

• (Dave Thomas) "Honey I had the most terrible nightmare."
• (Santa Claus) "Visions of sugarplums?"

• (Santa Claus) "I see you have met my helldeer"
• (Dave Thomas) "What in god's name are you doing?"
• (Santa Claus) "Why I'm just trying to spread a little yuletide FEAR."

Fran Drescher as Virginia Mason

• (Fran Drescher) "Santa?"
• (Santa Claus) "Yes, Virginia, there IS a Santa Claus."

Saul Rubinek as Mr. Green

• (Saul Rubinek) "Here you go."
• (Saul Rubinek) "And have a very happy holiday there Mrs Talbot."
• (Donna Zuk) "Don't use that political language s*** with me, it's Christmas so wish me merry Christmas?"
• (Saul Rubinek) "I'm sorry. Merry christmas Mrs Talbot"
• (Donna Zuk) "Thank you -- now go f*** yourself. What a f***ing whore."

Rebecca Gayheart as Gwen Mason

• (Rebecca Gayheart) "I've been good."

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