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S.W.A.T. (film) Quotes

S.W.A.T. (film) is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . S.W.A.T. stopped airing in 1970.

It features Dan Halsted; Chris Lee; Neal H. Moritz as producer, Elliot Goldenthal in charge of musical score, and Gabriel Beristain as head of cinematography.

S.W.A.T. (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of S.W.A.T. (film) is 117 minutes long. S.W.A.T. (film) is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

The cast includes: Colin Farrell as Street, Samuel L. Jackson as Hondo, LL Cool J as Deke, Olivier Martinez as Alex Montel, Brian Van Holt as Boxer, Jeremy Renner as Gamble, Michelle Rodriguez as Chris, Michelle Rodriguez as Chris Sanchez, Jeremy Renner as Brian Gamble, Josh Charles as McCabe, Page Kennedy as Travis, Ken Davitian as Gus, and Reg E. Cathey as Velasquez.

S.W.A.T. (film) Quotes

Josh Charles as McCabe

  • (Josh Charles) "What? No roll, Hondo?"
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "How do you know I didn't?"
  • (Josh Charles) "You didn't, did you?"
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "They only roll in John Woo movies, not in real life."
  • (Josh Charles) "You gotta be s***tin' me."

Jeremy Renner as Brian Gamble

  • (Jeremy Renner) "So this is what it's come down to, bustin' down doors with J-Lo?"
  • (Jeremy Renner) "This is total bulls***."
  • (Capt. Thomas Fuller) "What?"
  • (Jeremy Renner) "I said this is bulls***."
  • (Capt. Thomas Fuller) "Really."
  • (Jeremy Renner) "Yeah, really."
  • (Capt. Thomas Fuller) "You should consider yourself lucky Lieutenant Velazquez is standing up for you."
  • (Jeremy Renner) "No. I'm lucky I don't have to work for an asshole like you."
  • (Capt. Thomas Fuller) "That's it, you're outta here, Gamble, you're gone, Gamble, you're gone."
  • (Capt. Thomas Fuller) "Street, Street, stay."
  • (Colin Farrell) "Hey."
  • (Capt. Thomas Fuller) "Give us a minute."
  • (Capt. Thomas Fuller) "Jim, sit down."
  • (Colin Farrell) "I'll Stand."
  • (Capt. Thomas Fuller) "Okay,"
  • (Capt. Thomas Fuller) "Jim, be both know that Gamble is a bad influence on the rest of the team."
  • (Colin Farrell) "Gamble's a good cop."
  • (Capt. Thomas Fuller) "Unlike him, you still have a chance ata future here. You'll go on record by following after Gamble recklessly. But you had no choice but to follow your partner after he disobeyed orders, and I'll make sure you're back on SWAT tomorrow morning."
  • (Jeremy Renner) "I saved a hostage from getting shot."
  • (Jeremy Renner) "f*** you and S.W.A.T."
  • (Jeremy Renner) "That woman is alive because of what we did."
  • (Capt. Thomas Fuller) "Yeah, alive and suing the city for millions. The Chief said if he's gonna pay, somebody else does, too, and it sure as hell isn't gonna be me."
  • (Jeremy Renner) "C'mon Fuller we get --"
  • (Capt. Thomas Fuller) "That's Captain Fuller."
  • (Jeremy Renner) "C'mon Captain Fuller, we get two seconds to make a decision. You get two months to sit there and tear it apart."
  • (Reg E. Cathey) "SWAT means "Special Weapons And Tactics". Where were your tactics out there?"
  • (Colin Farrell) "Saving a woman from getting shot. That's where are tactics were."
  • (Jeremy Renner) "Yeah, every cop in this department knows that we did the right thing."
  • (Capt. Thomas Fuller) "Sometimes, doing the right thing isn't doing the right thing."
  • (Sgt. Howard) "What the hell does that mean?"
  • (Capt. Thomas Fuller) "Sergeant?"
  • (Capt. Thomas Fuller) "You disobeyed a direct order, end of story. You're both off SWAT."
  • (Reg E. Cathey) "Captain. They're two of our best officers."
  • (Capt. Thomas Fuller) "Well I'm not sticking them back in the field after a stunt like that."
  • (Jeremy Renner) "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know that saving lives was god**** stunt."
  • (Capt. Thomas Fuller) "Hey, you've got a big mouth, and apparently you're quick on the trigger, and that is why your ass is in a sling."
  • (Reg E. Cathey) "Captain Fuller, if you're really gonna put them off SWAT at least keep them in the division. Give'em a shot at getting back."
  • (Capt. Thomas Fuller) "Fine, stick'em in the gun cage. Get'em out of my sight."

Reg E. Cathey as Velasquez

  • (Reg E. Cathey) "Gentlemen. Our new 70-David has just made his first stealth entry. If you don't know him, you've probably heard of him: Sergeant Dan "Hondo" Harrelson."
  • (Reg E. Cathey) "Here is a man who will outrun, outfight, outshoot"
  • (Reg E. Cathey) ", outsmart, out-paperwork, ALL OF YOU."
  • (Josh Charles) "I got 20 bucks says otherwise."
  • (Brian Van Holt) "I'll cover 10 of it for you."
  • (Reg E. Cathey) "Now you know gambling's not allowed, and I shouldn't have to tell you that -- but I'll cover that 10."
  • (Brian Van Holt) "Done."
  • (Reg E. Cathey) "Few words, Sergeant?"
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "As a matter of fact --"
  • (Reg E. Cathey) "We have ID'd those suspects."
  • (Capt. Thomas Fuller) "Great. Who are they?"
  • (Reg E. Cathey) "Former officer Gamble and Officer T.J. McCabe."
  • (Capt. Thomas Fuller) "Gamble, as in Street's ex-partner, Gamble?"
  • (Reg E. Cathey) "Roger."
  • (Capt. Thomas Fuller) "We have got two SWAT-trained guys leading this attack. How do we know the rest of the team isn't in on it?"
  • (Reg E. Cathey) "Because I can vouch for Hondo."
  • (Capt. Thomas Fuller) "You wanna bet 100 million dollars on that?"
  • (Reg E. Cathey) "SWAT stands for Special Weapons And Tactics. Where were your tactics out there?"

Samuel L. Jackson as Hondo

  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "I need your A-game boys -- and girl."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "The reason we're gathered here on our God-given, much-needed day of rest is that we have a Polish hostage."
  • (LL Cool J) "So what if he's Polish?"
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "No, no. Means he's one of those: "Anyone comes in, I'll blow my head off" type of guys."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "Deke, the frog's runnin'."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "Flip a bitch."
  • (LL Cool J) "Flippin' a bitch."
  • (Capt. Thomas Fuller) "Nice job."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "Don't sound so happy."
  • (Capt. Thomas Fuller) "Still got a problem. He's still here."
  • (Michelle Rodriguez) "Road trip?"
  • (Colin Farrell) "Road trip."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "Yeah -- road trip. Guess you'll have to fire us later."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "You know what they say, you're either SWAT or you're not."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "10-David, this is 70-David."
  • (Capt. Thomas Fuller) "70-David, where the hell are you?"
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "We are somewhere around Sixth and Trenton. We lost communication in the tunnels. Where's our backup?"
  • (Capt. Thomas Fuller) "Everything I have is going to Hawthorne Airport. That's where your friends Gamble and T.J. McCabe are headed."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "That's the other side of town. Send a couple units to pick us up."
  • (Capt. Thomas Fuller) "PICK YOU UP? For all I know you're in on this. I got a good mind to bring you in."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "Like hell. Come on, let's go."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "You look like you need a Band-Aid."
  • (Colin Farrell) "Somebody else needs a body bag downstairs."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "Street. Don't beat him so badly I can't get a rematch, all right?"
  • (Colin Farrell) "I won't make any promises."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "It's my money, man."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "How the hell can I trust a man who won't eat a good old-fashioned American hot dog?"
  • (Capt. Thomas Fuller) "The Chief is making me take you back. He's concerned about losing all his best officers to other cities."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "He thinks that I'm one of his best officers?"
  • (Capt. Thomas Fuller) "But, he's given me complete oversight, and trust me, you've got no room for error."
  • (Capt. Thomas Fuller) "So, I will give you Boxer, T.J. McCabe and this new guy, uh, Deacon Kay. I'm gonna pass up the other 2. Sanchez is a woman and Street? Well, Street's on my s*** list."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "Hey, I'm on your s*** list too, and I'm the team leader."
  • (Capt. Thomas Fuller) "You work for me now, and it's my team to choose."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "With all due respect, Captain, other leaders get to pick their teams."
  • (Capt. Thomas Fuller) "And you can too, just pick two new people."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "Look. Just give me the team I asked for. You can even call it your s*** list team. That way, if anything goes wrong, you can put all the blame on me. It'll be just like old times."
  • (Capt. Thomas Fuller) "Okay. Okay, you got your team."
  • (Capt. Thomas Fuller) "But, when you fail, and you probably will fail, Sanchez goes back to Traffic, and you and your boy Street are plain gone."
  • (Capt. Thomas Fuller) "No, not just off S.W.A.T., off the force. You feel me?"
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "Oh yeah, I feel you."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "Shame you're not playing a terrorist."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "Drop Fruit of the Loomski in the A-car."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "Let's go make the Captain look like a hero."
  • (Capt. Thomas Fuller) "Sanchez is a woman and Street, well he's on my s*** list"
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "Hey. I'm on your s*** list too and I'm the team captain."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "Sorry. Wrong room."
  • (Michelle Rodriguez) "Who are you looking for?"
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "Chris Sanchez."
  • (Michelle Rodriguez) "I'm Chris Sanchez."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "YOU'RE Chris Sanchez?"
  • (Michelle Rodriguez) "Look, if you're Internal Affairs, that guy had razorblades in his mouth. I had to put him down hard. I'm sick and tired of these bulls*** complains because some vato doesn't like getting thrown to the pavement by a woman."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "I look like IAD to you?"
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "Oh look, they got their own airport security."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "You still want to work S.W.A.T?"
  • (Michelle Rodriguez) "No. I just enjoy applying all the time."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "Let's try to get in the killing mode."
  • (Michelle Rodriguez) "I am in killing mode."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "So why you smiling?"
  • (Michelle Rodriguez) "Because it tickles me."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "Technically, our watch has been over for 12 hours."
  • (Colin Farrell) "So?"
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "Yeah. What the hell. Mount up."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "Hey. Get the hell off my damn property."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "There's coyotes up here."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "As a rule, they're punks, but if I was you, I'd watch my back."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "How can I trust a man who won't eat a good old-fashioned American hotdog?"
  • (Colin Farrell) "He's a vegetarian."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "10 of Spades. Spade flush."
  • (Colin Farrell) "Hondo, isn't that a straight flush?"
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "Hold the phone. Six, seven, eight, nine, ten of Spades. Deke."
  • (LL Cool J) "Beats four Aces in Compton any day."

Brian Van Holt as Boxer

  • (Brian Van Holt) "Hey, don't forget to take your safety off."
  • (Brian Van Holt) "I just want to know what you did to my little sister."
  • (Colin Farrell) "She's 28, Boxer, okay? And trust me, she's not so little."
  • (Josh Charles) "Oh no, you didn't --"

Colin Farrell as Street

  • (Colin Farrell) "So why'd you pick me?"
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "To piss off the captain."
  • (Colin Farrell) "Gamble, let her go."
  • (Jeremy Renner) "Take a shot, Jimbo."

LL Cool J as Deke

  • (LL Cool J) "Tell daddy how you want it."
  • (LL Cool J) "Ain't this a bitch?"
  • (Colin Farrell) "A cold hard one."
  • (Neighbor in Alley) "Y'all ain't got nothing better to do than to be haulin' off black people off to jail? Just perpetuatin' a cycle you know."
  • (LL Cool J) "Let's see how liberal you are when he breaks into your place."
  • (Neighbor in Alley) "MMmm hm."
  • (LL Cool J) "Mmm hm my ass."
  • (LL Cool J) "We need to sell that s*** on eBay."
  • (Colin Farrell) "I only have one."
  • (LL Cool J) "We'll split the profits fifty-fifty, corner the market. Break 'em down like a shotgun; The Polish Penetrator."

Olivier Martinez as Alex Montel

  • (Olivier Martinez) "I will give 100 million dollars to whoever gets me out of here."
  • (Uncle Martin Gascoigne) "Your father is running the business."
  • (Olivier Martinez) "No, I retired him."
  • (Uncle Martin Gascoigne) "Really? He never spoke of that to me."
  • (Olivier Martinez) "That's because he can't speak anymore."
  • (Olivier Martinez) "What do you make, $66,000 a year?"
  • (Colin Farrell) "Not even with overtime."
  • (Olivier Martinez) "Ha, loser."
  • (Olivier Martinez) "American Greed."
  • (Colin Farrell) "Shut up."
  • (Olivier Martinez) "So reliable."
  • (Colin Farrell) "Shut Up. Another officer is dead because you shot your mouth off."
  • (Olivier Martinez) "That's how I like cops; dead."
  • (Colin Farrell) "You wanna join him? Huh?"
  • (Olivier Martinez) "He knew the dangers, no? That's why he signed up to be a police officer. Carry a gun in the Wild West; like you, Cowboy. Would you be sitting here if this job wasn't dangerous? Huh? Anyway -- killing him probably got you 20 new recruits. You should thank me."
  • (Colin Farrell) "Yeah, you're right, I should. Boxer, thank him for me, will ya?"
  • (Brian Van Holt) "Love to."

Michelle Rodriguez as Chris

  • (Michelle Rodriguez) "Just because I bought you a drink doesn't mean you're getting laid tonight."
  • (Colin Farrell) "So, what does two drinks mean?"
  • (Michelle Rodriguez) "Remind me to buy some shares in Kevlar."
  • (Michelle Rodriguez) "You wanna come to my house?"
  • (Colin Farrell) "That was easy."
  • (Michelle Rodriguez) "My kid's having a birthday party tomorrow."

Page Kennedy as Travis

  • (Page Kennedy) "You should have let me beat his ass."
  • (Jeremy Renner) "I just saved yours."

Ken Davitian as Gus

  • (Ken Davitian) "You know the deal, Jim. When we got married, I converted to Mormonism. We can't consume anything that alters our state of mind. We treat out bodies with respect."
  • (Colin Farrell) "And I treat mine like an amusement park. That's the differences that make this country great."

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