Rush Hour (franchise) Quotes

Rush Hour (franchise) is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . Rush Hour ended in 1970.

It features Roger Birnbaum as producer, and Lalo Schifrin in charge of musical score.

Rush Hour (franchise) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Rush Hour (franchise) is 279 minutes long. Rush Hour (franchise) is distributed by New Line Cinema.

Rush Hour (franchise) Quotes

• (Detective James Carter) "Hey man. You touch me again, you gonna owe me dinner and movie."
• (Detective Revi) "Congratulations. It appears we have finally brought down the Triad."
• (Chief Inspector Lee) "We?"
• (Detective James Carter) "You didn't do s***."
• (Chief Inspector Lee) "My butt still hurts."
• (Detective Revi) "The Americans and the French need to work together in the spirit of brotherhood. Together, we can do anything. Anything."
• (Detective James Carter) "He's right, Lee. Together we can do anything. I'll go this way --"
• (Chief Inspector Lee) "And I'll go that way."

• (Detective James Carter) "Lee, I'm alive. My whole life flashed in front of me. In three years I'll be married to a Chinese woman. We had three kids, look just like you, only a little darker."

• (Detective James Carter) "Holy Mother of Jesus. She's a man. I went to second base with a damn Frenchman."

• (Detective James Carter) "Everybody was Kung fu fighting. That man was fast as lightning."

• (Detective James Carter) "Carter, James Carter."

• (Detective James Carter) "Don't move or I'll shoot you and the Temptations."

• (Marsha) "I want a lawyer."
• (Detective James Carter) "You need a personal trainer. This license says you weigh 180 pounds; that's more than the damn car, girl."
• (Marsha) "I have a thyroid condition."
• (Detective James Carter) "Well stop eating thyroids."

• (George) "The truth is I am a driver. Nothing more. This is my destiny. I will never know what it's like to be an american, never know what it feelss like to kill with no reason."

• (Detective James Carter) "Well, for your information, I'm part Chinese now. That's right, Lee. For the last three years, I have studied the ancient teachings of Buddha, earning two black belts in Wu Shu martial arts, spending every afternoon the Hong Kong Massage parlor. I'm half Chinese, baby."
• (Chief Inspector Lee) "If you're half Chinese, I'm half black. I'm your brother and I'm fly. You down with that, Snoopy? That's dope, innit?"
• (Detective James Carter) "Sorry, Lee. You can't be black. There's a height requirement."

• (Detective James Carter) "We need to get her to relax."
• (Chief Inspector Lee) "Maybe we should put on a dirty movie."
• (Detective James Carter) "Lee."
• (Chief Inspector Lee) "Only $9.95."

• (Master Yu) "May I help you?"
• (Detective James Carter) "We'll be asking the questions old man. Who are you?"
• (Master Yu) "Yu."
• (Detective James Carter) "No, not me. You."
• (Master Yu) "Yes, I'm Yu."
• (Detective James Carter) "Just answer the damn question. Who are you?"
• (Master Yu) "I have told you."
• (Detective James Carter) "Are you deaf?"
• (Master Yu) "No. Yu is blind."
• (Detective James Carter) "I'm not blind. You blind."
• (Master Yu) "That is what I just said."
• (Detective James Carter) "You just said what?"
• (Master Yu) "I did not say what, I said Yu."
• (Detective James Carter) "That's what I'm asking you."
• (Master Yu) "And Yu was answering."
• (Detective James Carter) "Shut up."
• (Detective James Carter) "You."
• (Master Yu) "Yes?"
• (Detective James Carter) "Not you. Him. What's your name?"
• (Mi) "Mi."
• (Detective James Carter) "Yes, you."
• (Mi) "I'm Mi."
• (Master Yu) "He's Mi and I'm Yu."
• (Detective James Carter) "And I'm about to whoop your old ass man because I am sick of playing games. You, me? Everybody's ass around here."

• (Detective James Carter) "Freeze, or I'll blow your ass cheeks off."

• (Detective James Carter) "Everybody was kung fu fighting. Those cats were fast as lightning."
• (Detective James Carter) "SOO YUNG."

• (Detective James Carter) "Oh say can you see, by the darker delight."

• (Detective James Carter) "What the hell is that?"
• (Chief Inspector Lee) "I think he's speaking French."
• (Detective James Carter) "You Asian. Stop humiliating yourself."

• (Detective James Carter) "Lee, he might be your brother but turn him into your sister."

• (Detective James Carter) "Did you know that the average French woman is naked 34 percent of the time?"
• (Chief Inspector Lee) "We're not going there to meet women."

• (Detective James Carter) "You can't be black. There's a height requirement."

• (Detective James Carter) "How do you say surrender in Chinese?"

• (Genevieve) "I have never been with an American man before."
• (Detective James Carter) "Neither have I."

• (Genevieve) "I'm going to go into the bathroom and make myself more comfortable."
• (Detective James Carter) "Need some matches?"

• (Chief Inspector Lee) "You know nothing about me."
• (Kenji) "I do know that you don't have a wife or kids, you have nothing, just like me."
• (Detective James Carter) "I wouldn't say nothing. He has me his brother from another mother."

• (Detective James Carter) "I'm giving your ass a ticket when I come back."

• (Detective James Carter) "I don't know what you been feedin' him, but he is TOO DAMN BIG."

• (Jackie Chan) "Cheese."
• (Jackie Chan) "What?"
• (Unnamed) ""Freeze"."
• (Jackie Chan) "Oh, freeze."

• (Detective James Carter) "Come on, Crouching Tiger. Don't you hide that dragon."

• (George) "I'm sorry, I won't be here when you get back -- my wife says I can't be a spy anymore. I have to be home for dinner."

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