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Rush Hour (1998 film) Quotes

Rush Hour (1998 film) is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . Rush Hour completed its run in 1970.

It features Roger Birnbaum; Jonathan Glickman; Arthur M. Sarkissian as producer, Lalo Schifrin in charge of musical score, and Adam Greenberg (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Rush Hour (1998 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Rush Hour (1998 film) is 98 minutes long. Rush Hour (1998 film) is distributed by New Line Cinema.

The cast includes: Chris Tucker as Carter, Jackie Chan as Lee, Ken Leung as Sang, Chris Penn as Clive Cod, Tzi Ma as Chin, Rex Linn as Agent Whitney, Clifton Powell as Luke, Elizabeth Peña as Tania Johnson, Julia Hsu as Soo Yung, and Tom Wilkinson as Thomas Griffin.

Rush Hour (1998 film) Quotes

Clifton Powell as Luke

  • (Clifton Powell) "Don't come up here in my place of business and scaring me like that, god damn."
  • (Chris Tucker) "I was just playing, man, gimme a hug."
  • (Chris Tucker) "I'm just schoolin' that rookie, man, showin' him the ropes. Why you didn't come to church sunday?"
  • (Clifton Powell) "I had some things to take care of, but I made the night service, though."
  • (Chris Tucker) "Yeah, yeah, look, com'ere, I wanna holla at you."
  • (Clifton Powell) "What's up?"
  • (Chris Tucker) "I need to know who this guy is runnin' 'round town buying up all these explosives and weapons."
  • (Clifton Powell) "I know nothin' about that, baby."
  • (Chris Tucker) "Luke, Look man, I know what you do man, and the only reason why I ain't busted your ass is 'cause you my cousin, and it'd kill Aunt Bootsie."
  • (Clifton Powell) "Why you gonna put Aunt Bootsie in this?"
  • (Chris Tucker) "Luke, I ain't playing, man. I know she gotta bad heart, but if I have to I will bust your ass. Tell me something."
  • (Clifton Powell) "The word down in Chinatown is there's this new dude in town. Bad ass dude outta Hong Kong, buying up every god damn thing."
  • (Chris Tucker) "What's his name?"
  • (Clifton Powell) "s***, I don't know his name, man, he ain't buyin' s*** from me."
  • (Chris Tucker) "You don't know his name?"
  • (Clifton Powell) "Naw."
  • (Chris Tucker) "God damn, don't nobody know his name."

Chris Tucker as Carter

  • (Chris Tucker) "I'm still the law around, clean it up -- and brush your teeth."
  • (Chris Tucker) "I'm lookin' out for you when I reach the top. I'm gonna make you mayor."
  • (Captain Diel) "I'd rather you didn't."
  • (Chris Tucker) "C'mon. You got everybody excited about something being blowed up, and look at your little punk British ass."
  • (Chris Tucker) "Thank you God."
  • (Chris Tucker) "Please tell me you speak English. I'm Detective Carter. Do you speaka any English? DO-YOU-UNDERSTAND-THE-WORDS-THAT-ARE-COMING-OUT-OF-MY-MOUTH?"
  • (Chris Tucker) "I cannot believe this s***. First I get a bulls*** assignment, now Mr. Rice-a-Roni don't even speak American. C'mon, man, my ride over here. Put your bag in the back."
  • (Chris Tucker) "PUT-YOUR-BAG-IN-THE-BACK."
  • (Chris Tucker) "No, no, no, you put your own s*** in the back. I'm not a skycap."
  • (Captain Diel) "Well, even if I said anything, who would want the Bulls*** job."
  • (Captain Diel) "He's a disgeace to me, he's a disgrace to my department, he's a disgrace to --"
  • (Captain Diel) "Dan, I'm sending someone right over."
  • (Chris Tucker) "Cap'n, Cap'n, I know you read the papers this morning. They lie, you know I don't do nothin' like that, y'know how they exaggerate, they just want a story."
  • (Captain Diel) "2 officers were shot, 1 man lost a pinky."
  • (Chris Tucker) "But, nobody died."
  • (Captain Diel) "You destroyed half a city block."
  • (Chris Tucker) "That block was already messed up."
  • (Captain Diel) "You destroyed a lot of evidence."
  • (Chris Tucker) "We still have some left."
  • (Captain Diel) "What you did was dangerous, and completely against policy, not only that --"
  • (Captain Diel) "You did a good job."
  • (Chris Tucker) "What?"
  • (Captain Diel) "Everybody is so image proned, a lot of the cops around here are afraid of their own god**** shadow, I like an officer that can, lay it on the line."
  • (Chris Tucker) "This is the LAPD. We're the most hated cops in all the free world. My own mama's ashamed of me. She tells everybody I'm a drug dealer."
  • (Chris Tucker) "This ain't no Democracy."
  • (Jackie Chan) "Yes it is."
  • (Chris Tucker) "No it ain't. This is the United States of James Carter. I'm the President, I'm the Emperor, I'm the King. I'm Michael Jackson, you're Tito. I own yo ass."
  • (Chris Tucker) "Hahahahaha. You didn't know I could do that, did you? Put your hands up. Put your hands up. I ain't gonna kill you this time. I'm just gonna kick your ass."
  • (Chris Tucker) "You tell your friends about me."
  • (Chris Tucker) "I don't want no partner, I don't need no partner and I ain't never gonna have no partner. Did Kojak have a partner?"
  • (Elizabeth Peña) "Yeah the fat guy."
  • (Chris Tucker) "Well he wasn't ever with him. Did Columbo have a partner?"
  • (Elizabeth Peña) "Captain Diel ordered me to go with you on that bust because you needed bomb squad back up but once again you screwed me and you screwed yourself."
  • (Chris Tucker) "Hey, man, y'all see a little Asian dude about this height with a steering wheel on his arm?"
  • (FBI Gate Guard #1) "Go screw yourself."
  • (Chris Tucker) "What did you say?"
  • (FBI Gate Guard #1) "I said go screw yourself."
  • (Chris Tucker) "You take your little sensitive ass up there and let me in. Get out of the way. Don't make me get up out of this truck. Man when I get up in there I'm slappin' somebody, I don't play that."
  • (Chris Tucker) "We have just received a threat on the building. We ask if you please exit the building as soon as possible and please do not panic."
  • (Chris Tucker) "Did you hear what I just said? Get your s*** and go out the door."
  • (Captain Diel) "Two officers were shot, one man lost a pinkie."
  • (Chris Tucker) "But didn't nobody die."
  • (Captain Diel) "You destroyed half a city block."
  • (Chris Tucker) "That block was already messed up."
  • (Captain Diel) "And you lost a lot of evidence."
  • (Chris Tucker) "We still got a little bit left."
  • (Chris Tucker) "Don't act like you don't know nothing, I'll take all your ass to the jail, right now if I don't get the answers. Ok. You think I am a fool, you are playin' me like a fool, Ok. Ok -- Lee go outside it's gonna be a little dangerous in here."
  • (Chris Tucker) "I've been lookin' for your sweet and sour chicken ass."
  • (Agent Russ) "Carter, we're impressed with the great job you did yesterday, so when you get back there's gonna be an FBI badge waiting for you."
  • (Chris Tucker) "You serious? I don't know what to say. It's like a dream come true. I got an idea though, I got an idea. Why don't y'all take that badge and shove it up your ass. All up in your ass. I'm LAPD."
  • (Rex Linn) "Bitch."
  • (Chris Tucker) "No disrespect, sir, but he's only gonna get in my way. If I'm gonna handle the situation for you, I'm gonna have to work alone."
  • (Agent Russ) "Carter, he is the situation."
  • (Chris Tucker) "Want to blow something up, huh? Come on push the button. Push the button."
  • (Julia Hsu) "What are you doing?"
  • (Chris Tucker) "Just playing, play along."
  • (Chris Tucker) "Come on push the button."
  • (Julia Hsu) "Yeah come on, push the button."
  • (Chris Tucker) "Blow everybody up."
  • (Julia Hsu) "Yeah blow everybody up."
  • (Chris Tucker) "Push the god**** button."
  • (Julia Hsu) "Push the god**** button."
  • (Chris Tucker) "You heard what she said. Come on you get everybody excited about something being blown up, and look at your punk British-ass."
  • (Chris Tucker) "First Class, I like this, this is tight."
  • (Unnamed) "Can I take your jacket, sir?"
  • (Chris Tucker) "My jacket? No, no, you can take this bag though."
  • (Captain Diel) "Every now and then we have to let the general public know that we can still blow s*** up."
  • (Chris Tucker) "You're God damn right."
  • (Chris Tucker) "It is not my job to be jumping on and off of buses, I don't do that, I am not Carl Lewis."
  • (Chris Tucker) "Whoo. You know he dead."
  • (Chris Tucker) "How long this flight?"
  • (Jackie Chan) "Fifteen hours."
  • (Chris Tucker) "Fifteen hours? What are we gonna do for fifteen hours?"
  • (Jackie Chan) "Huh. War. Uh. Good God "yaw.""
  • (Chris Tucker) "Oh, hell no. Stewardess. Get me another seat."
  • (Chris Tucker) "Man, what you got me eatin'?"
  • (Jackie Chan) "That's eel."
  • (Chris Tucker) "Is it good?"
  • (Jackie Chan) "Very good."
  • (Chris Tucker) "What you got?"
  • (Jackie Chan) "Camel's Hump."
  • (Chris Tucker) "What?"
  • (Jackie Chan) "Camel's Hump"
  • (Chris Tucker) "Mmm. Kinda good. Needs a little Hot sauce, but it's kinda good though."
  • (Chris Tucker) "You don't know nothing about no War."
  • (Jackie Chan) "Everybody knows War."
  • (Jackie Chan) "War. Huh. Yeah. What is it good for? Absolutely nothing, sing it again, you all."
  • (Chris Tucker) "It ain't 'you all', it's "y'all"."
  • (Jackie Chan) "Yaw."
  • (Chris Tucker) "Y'all."
  • (Jackie Chan) "Yaw."
  • (Chris Tucker) "Man you sound like a Karate movie, y'all."
  • (Jackie Chan) "Yoll."
  • (Chris Tucker) "Captain, I don't think this is funny. No, seriously, Captain. Now I ain't playin'. Call the FBI and tell 'em you made a mistake."
  • (Captain Diel) "I can't do that, Carter. I'm sure that you and Mr. Lee will have a nice time together."
  • (Chris Tucker) "I'm warning you, man. You better call the FBI or I'm dropping his ass off at Panda Express."
  • (Captain Diel) "You drop this case, Carter, and you're suspended for two months without pay."
  • (Chris Tucker) "All right. Well, you can forget about bein' Mayor then."
  • (Elizabeth Peña) "Congratulations, Carter. Look like you finally got yourself a partner."
  • (Chris Tucker) "Bobby, didn't I look the other way that time you bought that bag of weed?"
  • (Officer Bobby) "I was splittin' it with you."
  • (Chris Tucker) "Well, didn't I give you the bigger half?"
  • (Chris Tucker) "What is this s*** about your daughter?"
  • (Waitress) "For one?"
  • (Chris Tucker) "No, for two, I'm here for a meeting with Mr. Juntao."
  • (Waitress) "I'm sorry I do not know Mr. Juntao."
  • (Chris Tucker) "Look maybe you don't understand, I'm Mr. Juntao's lawyer, legal advisor, he got into some s*** again and he told me to come down here and I'm a very busy man, ain't got time to be down here this late but I'm down here, my wife want me to come home, my baby is s***tin' all over the house, he needs diapers, would you please go get Mr. Juntao?"
  • (Chris Tucker) "Is this weed?"
  • (Chris Tucker) "You got a perscription for this?"
  • (Cigaweed Man) "Uhh -- it's uhh -- uhhh --"
  • (Chris Tucker) "Where's it at? I should take your ass to jail, you know that?"
  • (Cigaweed Man) "For what?"
  • (Chris Tucker) "For what? Look at this."
  • (Cigaweed Man) "That's nothing but a cigarette --"
  • (Chris Tucker) "That's cigaweed."
  • (Cigaweed Man) "Well it looked like a cigarette --"
  • (Chris Tucker) "You better have glaucoma."
  • (Cigaweed Man) "I do."
  • (Chris Tucker) "We must be -- must be a misunderstanding. I was sent down here for the big case. For the kidnapping. The little girl?"
  • (Chris Tucker) "You know that other stuff but you don't know his name?"
  • (Clifton Powell) "Man, people tell me s*** -- Achoo."
  • (Chris Tucker) "What's wrong with you?"

Rex Linn as Agent Whitney

  • (Rex Linn) "Well as long as we're gonna humiliate someone, might as well be LAPD."

Ken Leung as Sang

  • (Soo Yung's Driver) "Is there a problem officer?"
  • (Ken Leung) "No problem. Just rush hour."
  • (Ken Leung) "FBI Huh?"
  • (Chris Tucker) "FBI? No, I'm not FBI, I'm a security guard -- at the mall."
  • (Chris Tucker) "Oh hell nah, he didn't mean that. He meant cut me loose."
  • (Ken Leung) "Now wipe yourself off. You're bleeding."
  • (Ken Leung) "The drop will be made tonight. The amount will be fifty million dollars."
  • (Chris Tucker) "Fifty million dollars? Man, who do you think you kidnapped? Chelsea Clinton?"
  • (Ken Leung) "We want twenty million in fifties."
  • (Chris Tucker) "Okay, twenty million in fifties."
  • (Ken Leung) "Twenty million in twenties."
  • (Chris Tucker) "Okay, twenty million in twenties."
  • (Ken Leung) "And ten million in tens."
  • (Chris Tucker) "Ten million in tens. Okay. Ey d'you want any fives with that?"

Jackie Chan as Lee

  • (Jackie Chan) "Why would they not want my help?"
  • (Chris Tucker) "Because they don't give a damn about you. They don't like you. I don't like you."
  • (Jackie Chan) "I don't care. I'm here for the girl."
  • (Chris Tucker) "The girl don't like you. Nobody likes you."
  • (Jackie Chan) "Ah. Beach Boys."
  • (Chris Tucker) "Oh, hell no. You didn't just touch my god**** radio."
  • (Jackie Chan) "The Beach Boys are great American music."
  • (Chris Tucker) "The Beach Boys gonna get you a great ass whuppin'. Don't you ever touch a black man's radio, boy. You can do that in China but you can get your ass killed out here, man."
  • (Jackie Chan) "Leave me alone. A man like you could never understand."
  • (Chris Tucker) "A man like me?"
  • (Jackie Chan) "You are devoted only to yourself. You're ashamed of being a police officer, you dishonor your father's name."
  • (Chris Tucker) "You don't know nothing about my father."
  • (Jackie Chan) "You said your father is a legend."
  • (Chris Tucker) "My father WAS a legend. My father was killed making a routine traffic stop in broad daylight by some punk who didn't want no ticket. His partner was supposed to get out of the car and back him up but never did. My father was just as devoted as you, and now he's dead, and for what? A traffic ticket and some punk? You tell me, where's the honor in that?"
  • (Jackie Chan) "You believe your father wasted his life, that he died for nothing?"
  • (Chris Tucker) "Prove me wrong."
  • (Jackie Chan) "Juntao."
  • (Jackie Chan) "Juntao. JUNTAO."
  • (Tom Wilkinson) "Consul Han, six pounds of C-4 are wired to your daughter in a car outside."
  • (Tom Wilkinson) "You know, before the takeover, most of these works were in the hands of a single private collector: me. I mastered my life to acquire and catalog these priceless piece that you see before you. And then in one fell swoop, it was taken away from me. But tonight, I shall be paid in full. Don't move. She dies if I press this button. Just be patient. My transportation will arrive shortly. Stay calm."
  • (Jackie Chan) "You must take me to see Consul Han right away."
  • (Chris Tucker) "Man, just sit there and shut up. This ain't no democracy."
  • (Jackie Chan) "Yes, it is."
  • (Chris Tucker) "No, it ain't. This is the United States of James Carter. I'm the president, I'm the emperor, I'm the king. I'm Michael Jackson, you Tito. Your ass belongs to me."
  • (Jackie Chan) "And don't worry, America is a very friendly place."
  • (Chris Tucker) "Stupid fool get the hell out of my way."
  • (Jackie Chan) "I didn't know you spoke Chinese."
  • (Chris Tucker) "I never told you I didn't, you just assumed I didn't."
  • (Jackie Chan) "I like to let people talk who like to talk. It lets me find out how full of s*** they are."
  • (Chris Tucker) "What the hell did you just say?"
  • (Jackie Chan) "We can hang in my crib. I will show you my 'hood."
  • (Jackie Chan) "Carter. I can't hold any more. I'm slipping."
  • (Chris Tucker) "Hang on a minute, I'll go get help."
  • (Jackie Chan) "Carter."
  • (Chris Tucker) "Ah, I was just playin' wit ya --"
  • (Jackie Chan) "That's bad for you."

Elizabeth Peña as Tania Johnson

  • (Elizabeth Peña) "Roses are red / Violets are blue / Sugar is sweet/ And so are you."

Chris Penn as Clive Cod

  • (Chris Penn) "Let me tell you something, I don't know anything about that, so you can kiss my fat ass."
  • (Chris Tucker) "Clive, it would take me all day to kiss your fat ass."
  • (Chris Penn) "Oh, you want some too? I'll give you all you want."
  • (Jackie Chan) "Give me a name."
  • (Chris Penn) "I ain't telling you s***."
  • (Jackie Chan) "She's only eleven years old. I don't want her to die."
  • (Jackie Chan) "Look at the picture. I don't care about him, I don't care about you. I care about the little girl. Give me the name."
  • (Chris Penn) "The guy's name is Juntao. I never seen him."
  • (Jackie Chan) "Where can I find him?"
  • (Chris Penn) "Foo Chow Restaurant, Chinatown."
  • (Chris Tucker) "Foo Chow Restaurant? Thank you, Clive."
  • (Chris Penn) "Get rid of this guy, he's gonna get you killed."

Tzi Ma as Chin

  • (Tzi Ma) "I'm no punk bitch."
  • (Chris Tucker) "I'm no punk bitch neither."
  • (Tzi Ma) "I'm no punk bitch."

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