Rubin and Ed Quotes

Rubin and Ed is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Rubin and Ed stopped airing in 1970.

It features Paul Webster (producer) as producer, and Fred Myrow in charge of musical score.

Rubin and Ed is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Rubin and Ed is 82 minutes long. Rubin and Ed is distributed by IRS Media (1992) (U.S.).

Rubin and Ed Quotes

• (Unnamed) "I am the king of the echo people."

• (Unnamed) "You know what the biggest difference between you and a rich man is? He has money and you don't. And if you were smart, you would ask yourself why."

• (Unnamed) "Oh it's going to get weird now, isn't it?"

• (Unnamed) "Ever wonder why people wear clothes?"
• (Unnamed) "Nope."
• (Unnamed) "But -- well, look at it this way. Man's best friend is his apparel. Now, you start to dress for success, and you will score with the babes, and make the big bucks. You gotta admit that's true."
• (Unnamed) "I don't have to admit that."
• (Unnamed) "You have to admit that."
• (Unnamed) "No, I don't."
• (Unnamed) "Yes, you do."
• (Unnamed) "I don't have to admit anything."
• (Unnamed) "You have to admit there's hair on your head."
• (Unnamed) "No, I don't."
• (Unnamed) "Yes, you do. You have to admit that."
• (Unnamed) "No, I don't."
• (Unnamed) "But you have to admit your cat's dead. He's deader than a doornail. That cat is colder than a well digger's ass. Pretty hard to deny that isn't it, Mr. Smartypants? Yep. Deceased. El morto. No more Mr. Kittycat."

• (Unnamed) "Why don't you keep your hands off other people's refrigerators."

• (Unnamed) "I'll be quiet. Quiet as a well-digger's ass."

• (Unnamed) "All those years in bed, I never had ONE. SINGLE. ORGASM."
• (Unnamed) "ARRGGGLE."

• (Unnamed) "My cat can eat a whole watermelon."

• (Unnamed) "Why don't you go out and make yourself a friend?"
• (Unnamed) "No."
• (RM) "Yes."
• (Unnamed) "No."
• (RM) "Well then take out the trash."

• (Unnamed) "Man, it is el warmo out here."

• (Rubin Farr) "Can't you just call The Organization? Have them come pick us up?"
• (Ed Tuttle) "Just -- give 'em a buzz, tell 'em I'm stuck in the middle of the desert with an asswipe and a frozen cat."

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