Rocko's Modern Life Quotes

Rocko's Modern Life is a Animated sitcom that debuted in 1993 on Nickelodeon. Rocko's Modern Life ended its run in 1996.

Rocko's Modern Life was on for 4 seasons and 52 episodes. It features Joe Murray as producer, Carlos Alazraqui; Tom Kenny; Mr. Lawrence; Charlie Adler doing voices, Sarah Frost as theme composer, and Pat Irwin as composer. Rocko's Modern Life is executive produced by Joe Murray. Rocko's Modern Life is created by Joe Murray (animator).

Rocko's Modern Life is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Rocko's Modern Life is 22 minutes long. Rocko's Modern Life is produced by Joe Murray; Nickelodeon Animation Studio and distributed by MTV Networks International.

Rocko's Modern Life Quotes

• (Filburt) "I'm wearing European Style Undergarments."
• (Rocko) "I've always liked -- rainbows"
• (Heffer) "Rocko."

• (Mr. Cheese) "I am the cheese. I am the best character on this show. I am better than the salami and the bologna combined."

• (Heffer) "Hey Rock. Do that goofy face you do when you're buying eggs."

• (Heffer) "All this toe-chewing is making me hungry. Let's go get some chili."

• (Unnamed) "Why do we wear these things on our shoulders?"
• (Filburt) "Because -- it's the future. Thank you for stopping by."

• (Rocko) "Grocery day is a very dangerous day, but at least we got food."

• (Unnamed) "I thought I told you to keep your bird away from MY MONKEY."

• (Filburt) "Ask me what time it is."

• (Heffer) "Can you pass the remote?"
• (Peaches) "You poor fool. Still don't realize where you are? There is no remote."
• (Heffer) "Aaaaugh."

• (Crappy Jack) "Arr, and then, I heard a scream so loud it could be heard down in Davy Jones' locker. Mickey Dolenz's locker too, and Peter Tork's locker. All the Monkees had lockers --"

• (Ed Bighead) "Rocko, what're you doing?"
• (Rocko) "We're playing spank the monkey."

• (Anchorman Fran) "Now to Fran at the courthouse. Fran? Thanks, Fran. Well, this may very well be the trial of the century, and the question on everyone's mind is: What the heck is Rocko? Is he some kind of dog?"
• (Kangaroo) "I think he's a rabbit."
• (Unnamed) "A rabbit."
• (Spunky) "You're asking me ?"
• (Anchorman Fran) "Everyone seems to have an opinion. Excuse me -- may I ask you something?"
• (Heffer) "Umm -- Me llamo Francior."
• (Filburt) "And I don't speak English."

• (Peaches) "I am the Dark Underlord, the Prince of Doom, the King of Eternal Torment. I am Pain. I am Evil. They call me -- Peaches."

• (Ed Bighead) "I'm calling the phone."

• (Unnamed) "A wallaby in a boat waving a fish -- That's odd; yet strangely appetizing."

• (Ed Bighead) "Oh, I don't have the patience to recycle. I don't care about the o-zone layer. I don't buy a single thing that's biodegradeable and I just dump my garbage anywhere."

• (Rocko) "Uh, er -- Mr. Bighead. It's not what you think. I was just"
• (Rocko) "-- um, and she --"
• (Ed Bighead) "You saw my wife in her bath robe?"
• (Ed Bighead) "Isn't it awful?"

• (Rocko) "I must cease this senseless sucking."
• (Rocko) "It's stuck in suck."

• (Rocko) "Oh my. A house made of healthy snacks."
• (Heffer) "Healthy Snacks? No way. The house is made of pizza."
• (Rocko) "Healthy snacks."
• (Heffer) "Pizza."
• (Rocko) "Healthy Snacks."
• (Heffer) "Pizza."
• (Rocko) "Healthy snacks."
• (Heffer) "Pizza."
• (Filburt) "No. You're both wrong. The house is made of fishsticks."

• (Rocko) "Excuse me, sir. But garbage and dogs are not part of a balanced diet."

• (Unnamed) "Don't touch the green button."

• (Unnamed) "Ahhh, this is no problem. She's at the Eiffel Tower."
• (Rocko) "Really?"
• (Unnamed) "Sure. All cheesy love stories end there."

• (Filburt) "I'm nauseous. I'm nauseous. I'm nauseous."

• (Ed Bighead) "Bev. Oh, I can't believe it. Do you know what that weirdo next door is up to?"
• (Bev Bighead) "Oh, shut up and mind your own business, Ed."
• (Ed Bighead) "But, Bev. They're, well -- Nude."
• (Bev Bighead) "Oh, Ed. Oh, you're right. Yes. This is disgusting."
• (Bev Bighead) "Quick, Ed, get the telescope out of the hall closet."

• (Heffer) "You know, I died once."
• (Filburt) "Really?"

• (Heffer) "Look out everyone. He's visually impaired."

• (Heffer) "Hey, Rocko. Which is funnier, bananas or cheese?"
• (Rocko) "Cheese, Hef. Definitely cheese."

• (Filburt) "Look behind you. A wild pig."
• (Unnamed) "I'm a wild pig."

• (Rocko) "If this marriage is going to break up our friendship, I'd rather be deported."

• (Gladys the Big Hippo Lady) "How dare you."

• (Rocko) "I'm not a dog, I'm a wallaby."
• (Unnamed) "A wallaby?"
• (Rocko) "Yeah. It's like a kangaroo, only smaller."
• (Unnamed) "You made that up."

• (Rocko) "Don't worry, Heff, we can still have a nice Thanksgiving. I bought us a nice big vegetarian turkey. It'll be delicious."
• (Heffer) "No, it's not the same."

• (Peaches) "661 -- 662 -- 663 -- 664 --. 665."
• (Peaches) "1 -- 2 -- 3 -- 4 --"

• (Filburt) "Heffer, would you like to say a few words?"
• (Heffer) "Uh -- Beans, beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat --"
• (Filburt) "All right, that's enough of that."

• (Unnamed) "Look into my nipples of the future."

• (Heffer) "Give me another order."

• (Unnamed) "Wacky Delly is degrading garbage. Its confused social morals and disturbing undertones are tormenting the youths of our nation. Kids everywhere are mindlessly imitating Wacky Delly antics. In Garberville, California. In Ogallala, Nebraska. For God's sake, WE'VE GOT TO STOP THE CARNAGE."

• (Peaches) "This is a 1954 McSpirit Spectervision 3000, and it belongs to me. Do you know what that makes it?"
• (Heffer) "Um -- I give up."
• (Peaches) "It's the TV from Heck."
• (Heffer) "Wait a minute. Heck? Isn't it supposed to be --"
• (Peaches) "Censors. And here's the lamp from Heck, and the pineapple from Heck --"
• (Heffer) "I love it when people say that."

• (Heffer) "If you were a true friend, you'd burn my butt. C'mon, brand me, brand me, brand me."

• (Filburt) "Stuff On A Stick: Stick your face in our stuff."

• (Unnamed) "I say we eat the beaver."

• (Rocko) "Hef, where did you get a motorcycle?"
• (Heffer) "I saved my snack money for a whole week."

• (Rocko) "Heff, everybody's bonkers for me bum."
• (Heffer) "I know. You've got the most famous fanny in O-Town."

• (Ed Bighead) "Oh, I don't have the patience to recycle. I don't care about the o-zone layer. I don't buy a single thing that's biodegradeable and I just dump my garbage anywhere."
• (Unnamed) "So you see, kids -- If we're not nice to Mother Nature -- she'll kick your butts."

• (Heffer) "I don't OWN any spandex."

• (Bev Bighead) "Rocko, could I interrupt you for a moment? There is a spider in the bathroom. Would you mind shooing him out for me?"
• (Rocko) "Don't worry, Mrs. Bighead. I'll get rid of him."
• (Unnamed) "Hey. Vad is dis, a sideshow?"

• (Ed Bighead) "Hey you. Get out of my salmon bushes."

• (Filburt) "Bad luck and extreme misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity."

• (Filburt) "WHAT IN THE HELLL -- LO?"

• (Heffer) "Through the use of sophisticated computer technology, and a box of crayons, we have constructed a likeness of Dingo today."

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