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RocknRolla Quotes

RocknRolla is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . RocknRolla ended in 1970.

It features Steve Clark-Hall, Susan Downey, Guy Ritchie, and Joel Silver as producer, Steve Isles in charge of musical score, and David Higgs as head of cinematography.

RocknRolla is recorded in English, and Russian and originally aired in United Kingdom, United States, and France. Each episode of RocknRolla is 114 minutes long. RocknRolla is distributed by Warner Bros. Pictures.

The cast includes: Toby Kebbell as Johnny Quid, Michael Ryan as Pete, Tom Wilkinson as Lenny Cole, Mark Strong as Archie, Idris Elba as Mumbles, Tom Hardy as Handsome Bob, Gerard Butler as One Two, Thandie Newton as Stella, Toby Kebbell as Uri, Jeremy Piven as Roman, Matt King as Cookie, Jamie Campbell Bower as Rocker, Ludacris as Mickey, David Leon as Malcolm, and Tiffany Mulheron as Jackie.

RocknRolla Quotes

Michael Ryan as Pete

  • (Michael Ryan) "I'm sorry. I thought you might've liked a bit of company."
  • (Toby Kebbell) "I'm dead, Pete. What does that tell you? It tells you that dead people don't like company."
  • (Michael Ryan) "My dad used to make me watch Bonanza every Sunday after church."
  • (Toby Kebbell) "Well, that's got to have done some damage. All those guns, nuns, and cowboys."
  • (Michael Ryan) "You think? -- It wasn't all bad. He sometimes made me laugh, too."
  • (Unnamed) "Oi, that's my drink."
  • (Michael Ryan) "f*** you, sing-along."
  • (Michael Ryan) "You're no help, and stop calling me Pedro."
  • (Toby Kebbell) "Come on then, boy. I'll have you and your girlfriends. I'll do the lot of yas."
  • (Toby Kebbell) "Do I not look like a pothouse? Six foot down the bar. Go on, jog on, walk on, goodbye, bon voyage, f*** off."
  • (Toby Kebbell) "Was I good or what, Pete?"
  • (Michael Ryan) "Yeah."
  • (Toby Kebbell) "It's all in the eyes. Junkies, I s*** them."

Tom Wilkinson as Lenny Cole

  • (Tom Wilkinson) "Look, you go see if you can find them two flash idiots that used to be his manager. What are they called, uh, Greek and Minnie."
  • (Mark Strong) "Roman and Mickey."
  • (Tom Wilkinson) "Yeah, whatever."
  • (Tom Wilkinson) "I thought you lot drink vodka."
  • (Toby Kebbell) "Whisky is the new vodka."
  • (Tom Wilkinson) "You're not joining me?"
  • (Toby Kebbell) "I don't drink."
  • (Tom Wilkinson) "-- Cheers."
  • (Toby Kebbell) "Cheers."
  • (Bandy) "Do you want to take the elevator or the stairs, Mr Cole?"
  • (Tom Wilkinson) "Bandy, come here -- you been drinking?"
  • (Bandy) "No, Mr Cole."
  • (Tom Wilkinson) "Think, before you drink, before you drive me mad."
  • (Tom Wilkinson) "Now listen to me, boy. Listen. I never did like you and neither did your real dad. You're a reject, a wrong, and a f***in' fairy in the mirror that I inherited from your mom. But she ain't with us no more, so now it's just you and me. In one week you're going back to school; the most expensive f***in' school in the country, I might add; then you'll be gone for another term. In the meantime, show some gratitude and keep the f***in' music down."
  • (Tom Wilkinson) "Listen, you lousy immigrant --"
  • (Tom Wilkinson) "There's no school like old school, and I'm the f***ing headmaster."
  • (Tom Wilkinson) "He tried to poison me, that dirty Cossack."
  • (Tom Wilkinson) "What's wrong with you, Archie?"
  • (Mark Strong) "Is that not a bit strong, Lenny? I mean, they come from the same place as you, you're gonna clean them out."
  • (Tom Wilkinson) "The same place as me? Do I look like a f***ing immigrant? No one gave ME a leg up. They need a little bit of fear, otherwise they'll come up against me. They need a little lesson, don't they?"
  • (Mark Strong) "And that is an example of how Lenny works."

Mark Strong as Archie

  • (Mark Strong) "Oh, isn't that an unpleasant surprise. Because they don't want to owe Lenny."
  • (Gerard Butler) "We can't get the planning."
  • (Mark Strong) "That's right sweetheart --"
  • (Idris Elba) "We can't get the planning?"
  • (Mark Strong) "-- you've been f***ed."
  • (Mark Strong) "Hold on. I've got another call."
  • (Mark Strong) "Look, I gotta go, got another call."
  • (Mark Strong) "f***ing hell, it's all go on this job."
  • (Mark Strong) "Slow down, Tinker Bell."
  • (Mark Strong) "You'll never sing the same if yer teeth ain't your own."
  • (Mark Strong) "Now today is Lenny's big day. He's hit the big time, because a new Russian billionaire desires Lenny's property contacts. He wants planning permission where the law won't allow. Of course Lenny will come through. But he will rake that Russian for every rouble he can get."
  • (Mark Strong) "I see your music's back in the charts."
  • (Toby Kebbell) "That was when I was a RocknRolla."
  • (Mark Strong) "Well, what are you going to be now, John?"
  • (Toby Kebbell) "You wanna watch out, 'cause I'm gonna be just like you, uncle. Now, I'm gonna be a REAL RocknRolla."
  • (Mark Strong) "Oi, Jackie. Fancy a little run around with the Councilor?"
  • (Tiffany Mulheron) "Only if he's wicked."
  • (Councillor) "What's she mean by that?"
  • (Mark Strong) "What would you like her to mean by that, Councillor?"
  • (Mark Strong) "Michael Finney: ten years -- Frazier Nash: fifteen years -- Cousin Ronnie got six years because of you, you bastard -- Ryall Dexter: eight years -- the Jude twins: fourteen years -- and of course me, Archie: four long f***ing years."
  • (Mark Strong) "Bandy, you ever ask a stupid question like that again, see Danny there? He's gonna slap you."
  • (Bandy) "Sorry Arch, I was, I was just trying to use initiative."
  • (Mark Strong) "Danny, slap him."
  • (Mark Strong) "With the right, Danny, properly."
  • (Mark Strong) "No, no, no, NO. Come on, do it properly with the back of the right hand."
  • (Danny) "What is this, a tennis match, Arch?"
  • (Mark Strong) "Slap him."
  • (Mark Strong) "Oh, for fu -- Like this."
  • (Mark Strong) "Now if you can master a slap like that, there's no need for your clients to hold back. They will open up like a fountain, full of words. No need for strong violence, no no. They're transported back to their childhoods. Putty in your hands. Ask Bandy. Look, thinks he's back at school."
  • (Danny) "But he never went to school, Arch."
  • (Mark Strong) "You want a slap as well, Daniel, eh? Now, if a slap don't work, you cut 'em or you pay 'em. But you keep your receipts, 'cause this ain't the Mafia. Now get out there 'n look for the painting."

Gerard Butler as One Two

  • (Gerard Butler) "Abandon ship."
  • (Gerard Butler) "Hello?"
  • (Thandie Newton) "It's me."
  • (Gerard Butler) "Who?"
  • (Thandie Newton) "ME."
  • (Gerard Butler) "Ahh. Well, what do you want?"
  • (Thandie Newton) "You."
  • (Gerard Butler) "Well, you had better come in then."
  • (Gerard Butler) "Nice shoes, by the way."
  • (Thandie Newton) "Thank you. You will be able to afford a pair of your own in a couple of days."
  • (Gerard Butler) "Come on, Bobby boy, cheer up."
  • (Tom Hardy) "What have I got to cheer up about? I'll be locked up in an 8-by-10 tomorrow night."
  • (Gerard Butler) "Bob, that's tomorrow night, okay? So tonight is take-off time. And we have got a party planned for you, my man. We got a couple of grams of "hurry up" and four "Jack the Rippers". We've got the Harris twins, probably the most expensive escort girls ever to have escorted; got the night off from the Russians and they have been greased down just for the Bobski."
  • (Gerard Butler) "Okay, well, I see that cheered you up."
  • (Tom Hardy) "It's not that I'm not grateful, it's just --"
  • (Gerard Butler) "What? It's just what?"
  • (Tom Hardy) "You wouldn't understand --"
  • (Gerard Butler) "Come on, Bobby boy, that's not fair. I'd understand anything coming from you."
  • (Tom Hardy) "Would you?"
  • (Gerard Butler) "Bob, you're my best mate."
  • (Tom Hardy) "You see, I don't want the strippers, One Two."
  • (Gerard Butler) "Okay."
  • (Tom Hardy) "I want you."
  • (Gerard Butler) "Dirty bastard -- You dirty bastard."
  • (Gerard Butler) "Bob, I know all your girlfriends, all of them."
  • (Tom Hardy) "I told you, you wouldn't understand."
  • (Gerard Butler) "What, I wouldn't understand that you're a f***ing homo? You're Handsome Bob. You're Handsome Bob, the f***ing lady-killer, that's who you are. Do you hear me, Bob? I mean, I've had showers with you, man. You've seen my f***ing cock."
  • (Gerard Butler) "So you don't wanna know what happened?"
  • (Thandie Newton) "I know what happened. Hollandaise?"
  • (Gerard Butler) "I see you ordered already."
  • (Thandie Newton) "You were late. Shouldn't you have taken precautions?"
  • (Gerard Butler) "Precautions?"
  • (Thandie Newton) "Well, that's your job, isn't it? I didn't realize."
  • (Gerard Butler) "Realize? Realize that they had guns? Big, long, dangerous machine guns? With war criminals attached to the trigger?"
  • (Gerard Butler) "You know what, darling? I'm just gonna leave this laundry bag here, under the table for you, okey? Goodbye, sweetheart. You're way too dangerous for me."
  • (Gerard Butler) "Let's go get those papers from your boyfriend. And drop me off on the way. I'm going back to bed."
  • (Tom Hardy) "Can I come?"

Idris Elba as Mumbles

  • (Idris Elba) "You were missed in court this morning."
  • (Matt King) "Not very compassionate, is it? Not turning up to your amigo's funeral."
  • (Fred the Head) "Yeah, everyone else was there, except you. And I got a feeling that the only person that Handsome really wanted to see -- was you."
  • (Idris Elba) "Who the f*** is Sydney Shaw?"
  • (Gerard Butler) "No, Sydney Shaw is a pseudonym, you idiot. They never use their real name. Look, get around here and let me have a look, okay?"
  • (Idris Elba) "All right -- Where did he learn a word like pseudonym?"
  • (Idris Elba) "Did he make a pass on you?"
  • (Gerard Butler) "Yes, he f***ing did."
  • (Idris Elba) "So, what's the problem? Eh? It was supposed to be his last night. You took care of him. That's what friends do for one another. Well done. And I won't tell the chaps."

Toby Kebbell as Johnny Quid

  • (Toby Kebbell) "Don't hurt me, Arch -- I'm only little."
  • (Toby Kebbell) "Beauty is a cruel mistress, is it not?"
  • (Toby Kebbell) "No need to worry just yet, boys. They're not going to do it while we're standing in the lift. Because then they'd have to carry the corpses to the cars, and that seems too much like hard work. In about two minutes there, Danny boy there is gonna turn and pop me two in the head, then one in the throat just to be sure. You shouldn't have brought me here, fellas, you're just going to end up as witnesses. Once they've "dealt" with us, they will put our corpses in the boot of a stolen car, then pour six gallons of petrol on the car. I'll let your imagination do the rest. Now, Danny boy here is rattled, because he knows that you know. And so, he's going to fight."
  • (Toby Kebbell) "Pass me the gun, Mickey. Quickly. QUICKLY. Don't worry, he can't defend himself, he's got no head."
  • (Toby Kebbell) "You see that pack of Virginia killing sticks on the end of the piano?"
  • (Michael Ryan) "Yes."
  • (Toby Kebbell) "All you need to know about life is retained in those four walls. You will notice that one of your personalities is seduced by the illusions of grandeur: the gold packet of king-size with a regal insignia, an attractive implication towards glamour and wealth, the subtle suggestion that cigarettes are indeed your royal and loyal friends; and that, Pete, is a lie. Your other personality is trying to draw your attention to the flip side of the discussion: written in boring bold black and white, it's a statement that these neat little soldiers of death are in fact trying to kill you; and that, Pete, is the truth. Oh, beauty is a beguiling call to death and I'm addicted to the sweet pitch of its siren. That that starts sweet ends bitter, and that which starts bitter ends sweet. THAT is why you and I love the drugs and that is also why I cannot give that painting back. Now please, pass me a light."
  • (Michael Ryan) "Oh, you are something special, Mr. Johnny Quid."
  • (Toby Kebbell) "Daddy. Nice wheels."
  • (Toby Kebbell) "That, Roman and Mickey, is the famous Archie Slap."
  • (Toby Kebbell) "Why are you talking to the Pipe, Roman? You're madder than I am."

David Leon as Malcolm

  • (David Leon) "Okay, gentlemen, let's go. First, my colleague Paul will be modeling the 'gray wolf.' I must apologize for my assistant's handicaps. He has unusually long arms and an alarmingly small neck. Now while I agree it doesn't seem the right time of year to be acquiring a coat with such thermal efficiency --"
  • (Gerard Butler) "It is the middle of f***ing summer."
  • (David Leon) "However, Christmas is always around the corner."

Jeremy Piven as Roman

  • (Jeremy Piven) "Uh, can we help you?"
  • (Tom Wilkinson) "You've got an act called "The Quid Lickers"."
  • (Jeremy Piven) "We did, yeah."
  • (Tom Wilkinson) "Hmm -- And there's a singer called "Johnny Quid"."
  • (Jeremy Piven) "There was."
  • (Tom Wilkinson) "Well, I'd like to see Mr. Quid."
  • (Jeremy Piven) "I'd like to see him too, but uh that's gonna be a little tricky because according to the papers, the only songs Mr. Quid's gonna be singing are hymns"
  • (Tom Wilkinson) "And I shed a tear. I shed a tear for all those bone-tops that read the papers and believe that s***. But did you see his body? Did you see him smacked-up and cracked-up with his tongue on his chin and his cock in his hand, swinging from the rafters like a real RocknRolla? No, you didn't, did you? And nobody else f***ing did either, did they? Because he ain't dead. He's alive, alive-o somewhere selling cockles and mussels and a very important painting that doesn't belong to him."

Tom Hardy as Handsome Bob

  • (Tom Hardy) "Five years, you know, I don't know if I can handle it --"
  • (Gerard Butler) "I don't know what I was thinking, Bob. I mean, there's nothing wrong with being a poof or being a gay, or whatever it is you call it, I don't know. I mean, there's gonna be plenty of your lot in there. You'll probably love it."
  • (Tom Hardy) "Oh, God --"
  • (Gerard Butler) "What -- what exactly is it that you -- that you want to do to me, then, Bob?"

Matt King as Cookie

  • (Matt King) "Have you ever bought a ticket to the Junkie's Boneyard, Roman? It's an unpleasant place, called "Curl up and die". Might sound like a hair salon, but it don't f***ing look like one, I could tell ya. It's a terrible sight, and a horrible sound listening to a man,"
  • (Matt King) "suck in his soul through the hole in the pipe. It's even worse when he tries to tear it back. I've been there, and I've done that. And then I nailed that Demon in a smoke proof coffin, and I did it all with Johnny. I love that man, he's what you call class. And if you had any f***ing brains, Roman, you'd love him too. You know his music sales have gone up 1000% in two weeks. You see, Johnny the crackhead knows that a rocker is worth more dead than alive, silly world, isn't it? Mr. Quid does not get his gear from me, he has to travel, far and wide. But do leave me a number, and if the dead feels like calling, you'll be the first to know."

Thandie Newton as Stella

  • (Thandie Newton) "Drink?"
  • (Gerard Butler) "Dance?"
  • (Thandie Newton) "You're a dancer?"
  • (Gerard Butler) "Am I a dancer? Shall we set the record straight? See, my dad was a dancer, and his dad before him. So, finally, it percolates through the old DNA. You're not joining me?"
  • (Thandie Newton) "Sure. I like to dance."

Jamie Campbell Bower as Rocker

  • (Jamie Campbell Bower) "The dry ice, Mickey, I need the f***ing dry ice. My show just doesn't work without it."
  • (Ludacris) "If you'd asked me yesterday for dry ice, I would've got you the driest ice the world could have, but you didn't ask me for no dry ice. You asked me for two cases of Johnny Walker Black Label and four ladies of the pole. And I got them for you, didn't I?"
  • (Jamie Campbell Bower) "Yes. Yes, you did, I do confess. But Mickey, you're the manager, I'm the rocker. You've got on the hat. Why not just pull something out of it?"
  • (Ludacris) "My hat is deep and full of magic. I got rabbits, handkerchiefs, and ladies of the pole drinking Black Label; I got smoke machines, bubble machines, I even got love marines, and still the hat goes deeper. All right? But there AIN'T no motherf***in' dry ice."
  • (Jamie Campbell Bower) "Okay. You made your point. But tomorrow, might be quite nice to have some dry ice."

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