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RocketMan Quotes

RocketMan is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . RocketMan ended in 1970.

It features Roger Birnbaum as producer, Michael Tavera in charge of musical score, and Steven Poster as head of cinematography.

RocketMan is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of RocketMan is 95 minutes long. RocketMan is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Beau Bridges as Bud Nesbitt, William Sadler as William Overbeck, Shelley Duvall as Fred Randall, Jessica Lundy as Julie Ford, Jeffrey DeMunn as Paul Wick, Shelley Duvall as Mrs. Randall, and Shelley Duvall as All.

RocketMan Quotes

Shelley Duvall as Fred Randall

  • (Shelley Duvall) "A glitch? No, that's not possible. I programmed it myself."
  • (Shelley Duvall) "It's a tale as old as time Ulysses. Boy meets girl, boy falls for girl. Girl goes into hypersleep."
  • (Shelley Duvall) "No eating puzzles in the house and surely we don't jump on the beds."
  • (Shelley Duvall) "I'll enter the same calculations using what we like to call The Right Way."
  • (Shelley Duvall) "We're the first to stand on Mars."
  • (William Sadler) "Yeah. Now you're the biggest idiot on two planets."
  • (Shelley Duvall) "Mom, going to Mars shouldn't be referred to running away."
  • (Shelley Duvall) "Last time you ran away it was only to the garage."
  • (Shelley Duvall) "How many times have I told you not to go wandering in a martian dust storm?"
  • (Shelley Duvall) "It wasn't me."
  • (William Sadler) "What do you mean "It wasn't you"? We're 35 million miles from the nearest person."
  • (Shelley Duvall) "Maybe it was Julie."
  • (William Sadler) "You dog."
  • (Shelley Duvall) "Hey. Miracles can happen."
  • (William Sadler) "Blaming this on Julie."
  • (Shelley Duvall) "Okay. I admit. It was me."
  • (William Sadler) "Thank you."
  • (Shelley Duvall) "Now, THAT was Julie."
  • (Shelley Duvall) "They say that when a mother's child is trapped the rush of her adrenaline gives her the strength of 20 men. Alright Commander call me Mommy."
  • (Shelley Duvall) "JOHN JACOB JINGLEHEIMER SCHMIDT. His name is my name too."
  • (Shelley Duvall) "whenever we go out, the people always shout,"
  • (Shelley Duvall) "JOHN JACOB JINGLEHEIMER SCHMIDT."
  • (Shelley Duvall) "Query: How long have I been asleep?"
  • (Shelley Duvall) "Thirteen minutes?"
  • (Shelley Duvall) "Who am I?"
  • (William Sadler) "Mommy."
  • (Shelley Duvall) "Say it like you love me."
  • (Shelley Duvall) "Hey, Commander, were you ever afraid of monsters under your bed? When I was little I used to think there was a baker under my bed."
  • (William Sadler) "No."
  • (Shelley Duvall) "You ever look?"
  • (William Sadler) "No."
  • (Shelley Duvall) "Then how do you know there wasn't a baker under your bed?"
  • (Shelley Duvall) "It wasn't me."
  • (Shelley Duvall) "Can you leave me alone for just five more minutes? I just got into the third act."
  • (Shelley Duvall) "Yes. Close the door. It's bloody chilly in here."
  • (Shelley Duvall) "Hey. There's no airbag. What if I go flying through the windshield?"
  • (William Sadler) "Randall, there is no windshield."
  • (Shelley Duvall) "Oh. Well, what if I go flying through the front of my helmet?"
  • (William Sadler) "I'd die happy."
  • (Shelley Duvall) "Sweet swirling onion rings."
  • (Shelley Duvall) "Commander, can I call you Bill?"
  • (William Sadler) "No."
  • (Shelley Duvall) "Are we there yet?"
  • (William Sadler) "No."
  • (Shelley Duvall) "Can I drive?"
  • (William Sadler) "No."
  • (Shelley Duvall) "I'm hungry."
  • (Shelley Duvall) "Je suis le papillon sur la table avec le Chanel No. 5 regardons."
  • (Shelley Duvall) "I'm 30 years old. I'm almost a grown man."
  • (Shelley Duvall) "I have to go tinkle."

Jeffrey DeMunn as Paul Wick

  • (Jeffrey DeMunn) "Reconsider the mission? Sure --"
  • (Jeffrey DeMunn) "Okay, it's still on."
  • (Jeffrey DeMunn) "Bud, your hunches are about as useless as dental floss at a Willie Nelson concert."
  • (Jeffrey DeMunn) "He's a computer genius, he's supposed to be a little weird."
  • (Jessica Lundy) "A little?"

William Sadler as William Overbeck

  • (William Sadler) "Well it's a very special drink. It's just for us astronauts."
  • (Shelley Duvall) "Oh. Like Tang?"
  • (William Sadler) "Have fun, kid."
  • (Shelley Duvall) "Fun is my Chinese neighbor's middle name."
  • (William Sadler) "How'd you like to be the first guy to die on Mars."
  • (Shelley Duvall) "Well sorry Mr. First to Show Inappropriate Anger on Mars."

Beau Bridges as Bud Nesbitt

  • (Beau Bridges) "Look, it was an accident."
  • (Shelley Duvall) "Oh, sure, sure it was. Just like the captain of the Exxon Valdez didn't see Alaska floating there right in front of him."
  • (Beau Bridges) "How about just saying, "Thanks for the cool coin, Bud. It really means a lot to me.""
  • (Shelley Duvall) "Oh, yeah. Thanks for the cool coin, Bud. It really- what was the rest?"
  • (Beau Bridges) "Only a complete genius or a total fool could ever pull this off. Lucky for us he's both."

Jessica Lundy as Julie Ford

  • (Jessica Lundy) "Just because we're going TO Mars, we gotta take along a guy FROM Mars?"
  • (Jessica Lundy) "I guess I'll see you in eight months."
  • (Shelley Duvall) "Boy. I wish I had nine hundred twenty-eight dollars for every time a girl said that to me."

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