Rock 'n' Roll High School Quotes

Rock 'n' Roll High School is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . Rock 'n' Roll High School ended its run in 1970.

It features Michael Finnell as producer, and Dean Cundey as head of cinematography.

Rock 'n' Roll High School is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Rock 'n' Roll High School is 93 min. long. Rock 'n' Roll High School is distributed by New World Pictures.

The cast includes: P. J. Soles as Riff, Vince Van Patten as Tom Roberts, Paul Bartel as Mr. McGree, Dey Young as Kate, P. J. Soles as Riff Randell, Lynn Farrell as Angel Dust, and Dey Young as Mrs. Rambeau.

Rock 'n' Roll High School Quotes

P. J. Soles as Riff

• (P. J. Soles) "Hey, Kate, I'm getting some static."
• (Dey Young) "Not as much as you're going to get."

• (P. J. Soles) "Come on, sexy."

• (P. J. Soles) "Tom Roberts is so boring his brother is an only child."

• (P. J. Soles) "I'm Riff Randell, rock-and-roller."

• (P. J. Soles) "Yeah, well, this is is Rock & Roll High School."
• (Joey Ramone) "Rock & Roll High School?"

• (P. J. Soles) "On behalf of the students from Vince Lombardi High who are here tonight, I'd just like to say one thing: Screw you, Principal Togar, we made it to the concert anyway."

Vince Van Patten as Tom Roberts

• (Vince Van Patten) "Miss, you don't understand. See, uh, this is an emergency."
• (Norma) "Animal, vegetable, or mineral?"
• (Vince Van Patten) "Um -- sexual."

• (Vince Van Patten) "The only thing I'll ever lay is a rug."

Lynn Farrell as Angel Dust

• (Lynn Farrell) "I'm first in line. And if you don't like it, you can put it where the monkey puts the nuts."

Paul Bartel as Mr. McGree

• (Fritz Hansel) "The gym."
• (Fritz Gretel) "Girls."
• (Fritz Hansel) "Music."
• (Fritz Gretel) "Legs."
• (Fritz Hansel) "Dancing."
• (Fritz Gretel) "Boobs."
• (Fritz Hansel) "Randell."
• (Fritz Gretel) "Sex --"
• (Paul Bartel) "I think they're trying to tell us something."

• (Unnamed) "Oh, sorry, Mantovani's down the block."
• (Paul Bartel) "I'm hep, Daddy-o. I'm into the Ramones."

Dey Young as Mrs. Rambeau

• (Dey Young) "She's my friend."
• (Miss Togar) "A friend that will lead you down the road to expulsion."
• (P. J. Soles) "I'm a teenage lobotomy."

• (Dey Young) "This will never work. Tom will never like me; I don't know who I'm kidding. What possible reason could there be to put myself through all this? Sex."
• (Dey Young) "I must admit, as far as reasons go, it's must be one of the best."

• (Dey Young) "I don't wanna have fun. I wanna be with Tom."

• (Miss Togar) "That, Mrs. Rambeau, is where your daughter is."
• (Dey Young) "My daughter, Kate? I thought she was in the basement splitting photons."

• (Dey Young) "Look at your math book; it looks brand new. Bet you've never even opened it."
• (P. J. Soles) "I only use it on special equations"

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