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Roadside Prophets Quotes

Roadside Prophets is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Roadside Prophets stopped airing in 1970.

It features Peter McCarthy (American film producer) as producer, Pray for Rain (band) in charge of musical score, and Tom Richmond (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Roadside Prophets is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Roadside Prophets is 96 min. long. Roadside Prophets is distributed by Fine Line Features.

The cast includes: John Doe as Joe Mosely, Ad-Rock as Sam, David Carradine as Othello, John Cusack as Casper, Timothy Leary as Salvadore, Stephen Tobolowsky as Ranger Bob, Lin Shaye as Celeste, and Jennifer Balgobin as Labia Mirage.

Roadside Prophets Quotes

John Doe as Joe Mosely

  • (John Doe) "Officer, let him up. He's not hurting anyone."
  • (Sheriff Quentin Durango) "But he could be. He bears a sinister resemblance to a vicious criminal that's been marauding the area."
  • (John Doe) "And since when is it a crime to look like somebody?"
  • (Ad-Rock) "Hey, what'd the guy do anyway?"
  • (Sheriff Quentin Durango) "Unlawful repast and remove."
  • (Ad-Rock) "What?"
  • (Sheriff Quentin Durango) "Dine and dash. I'm gonna let you go with a warning this time."
  • (John Doe) "He didn't do anything."
  • (Sheriff Quentin Durango) "You don't realize what's happening, do you? 'Cause if you did, you'd be s***tin' in your shoes, wouldn't you? Quaking with fear? I want ya to look around, just look around, and tell me what you see. A society that's obsessed with feeling good and happy. But underneath that moronic veneer lurks a thirst for blood. Yes, my friend, an invidious potential for lawlessness and despair; existential and otherwise. The sooner you weasels open your eyes to the hideous truth, the sooner you wish you were dead."
  • (Ad-Rock) "That guy is insane."
  • (John Doe) "Hey, you want to come with me to El Dorado?"
  • (Jennifer Balgobin) "The legendary city of gold, conquistador?"
  • (John Doe) "Yeah, I guess so."
  • (Jennifer Balgobin) "Maybe some other time. I got to stick to my schedule."
  • (John Doe) "Oh, yeah -- Hey. Hey, Sam."
  • (Ad-Rock) "Time to go."
  • (John Doe) "This is Miss Labia Mirage, and she's dancing her way to the Yukon."
  • (Ad-Rock) "Time to get going."
  • (Jennifer Balgobin) "You know what they say, conquistador -- stick with the one who can see the truth of your soul. Don't take any wooden nickels."
  • (John Doe) "You want life to mean something, and be real and stuff. But then you just get old -- and get a job."

John Cusack as Casper

  • (John Cusack) "FREE FOOD FOR THE POOR."

Lin Shaye as Celeste

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Ad-Rock as Sam

  • (Gloria) "You're just a couple of self-indulgent pussies burrowing into your own stupid little cocoons. You probably love that "don't worry, be happy" song."
  • (Ad-Rock) "Hey, I hated that song."
  • (Gloria) "There's a whole world changing out there. If you wanna die in the vine of the implying decline, it's up to you."

Jennifer Balgobin as Labia Mirage

  • (Jennifer Balgobin) "All you got is yourself. And yourself is inside you body. And your body is your own."
  • (John Doe) "That's cool. That's really cool"

Timothy Leary as Salvadore

  • (Timothy Leary) "Lovely day. Bit warm to be sitting in the middle of the desert, though."
  • (Ad-Rock) "I know. My friend broke down."
  • (Timothy Leary) "Maybe I can help."
  • (Ad-Rock) "Yeah, uh -- what do you need?"
  • (John Doe) "Eighth inch rivet."
  • (Timothy Leary) "Well, I got a lot of fix-it paraphernalia back at my place."
  • (Ad-Rock) "Got any beer?"
  • (Timothy Leary) "I've got some crystal."
  • (Ad-Rock) "Wow. Speed?"
  • (Timothy Leary) "Champagne -- and speed kills. Or worse -- it makes you psychotic. People love it because it makes them feel like they're in control of their destiny. What you wanna be on the look-out for is transcendent reality; seeing in and seeing out."
  • (Ad-Rock) "Oh."

David Carradine as Othello

  • (David Carradine) "Would any of you guys happen to have a roman candle on you?"
  • (John Doe) "Uhhh --"
  • (Ad-Rock) "-- yeah, I have one."
  • (David Carradine) "Thanks."
  • (John Doe) "Wh; ?"

Stephen Tobolowsky as Ranger Bob

  • (Stephen Tobolowsky) "Hey, why is this instrument of potential torture still in tact?"
  • (Ad-Rock) "What?"
  • (Stephen Tobolowsky) "It's your responsibility as campers, and honourable men on this planet, to cut through the connections of these nooses waiting to happen before discarding them in a proper refuse container."
  • (Ad-Rock) "What the f*** are you talkin' about?"

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