Road to Utopia Quotes

Road to Utopia is a television show that debuted in 1970 . Road to Utopia stopped airing in 1970.

It features Paul Jones (film producer) as producer, Leigh Harline in charge of musical score, and Lionel Lindon as head of cinematography.

Road to Utopia is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Road to Utopia is 90 minutes long. Road to Utopia is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: Bing Crosby as Duke, Bob Hope as Chester Hooton, and Dorothy Lamour as Sal Van Hoyden.

Road to Utopia Quotes

Bob Hope as Chester Hooton

• (Bob Hope) "If those hoodlums ever get off that boat, we'll be smiling ear to ear -- with our throats."

• (Bob Hope) "I'll have a lemonade."
• (Bob Hope) "In a dirty glass."

• (Bob Hope) "Next time I bring Sinatra."

• (Bob Hope) "Everything is cold. My nose is an iceberg."
• (Bing Crosby) "Iceberg? That's a glacier."

• (Bob Hope) "Yeah? Well, I ain't afraid to die. I just hate being killed, that's all."

Dorothy Lamour as Sal Van Hoyden

• (Dorothy Lamour) "You wouldn't dare be too bold, would you? And think that my hand was to hold, would you? And you wouldn't play on my sympathy, then take advantage of me -- would you? You shouldn't be quite so near, should you? Or whisper those words in my ear, should you? You can't get romantic; that, you know, takes two. But darling, if I would -- would you?"

Bing Crosby as Duke

• (Bing Crosby) "Chester, you'd better face it; the cards say "Alaska.""
• (Bob Hope) "No wonder; it's a cold deck."

• (Bing Crosby) "Experience is the best teacher."
• (Bob Hope) "Oh, experience is the best teacher, huh?"
• (Bing Crosby) "Naturally, and I'm a Ph.D."
• (Bob Hope) "Yeah, a pin-headed dope."

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