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Road to Rupert Quotes

Road to Rupert is a television show that debuted in 1970 . Road to Rupert stopped airing in 1970.

Road to Rupert Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "Take to the highway, won't you lend me your name."
  • (Unnamed) "Who sings that song?"
  • (Unnamed) "James Taylor."
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah let's keep it that way."
  • (Unnamed) "Thanks for the ride, Bandit. And good luck tapping that"
  • (Unnamed) "-- hot -- hot -- Sally Field tail."
  • (The Bandit) "Knock it off. I don't like it any more than you do."
  • (Guy) "Wow. I can't believe it. One minute I'm filling up at Chevron, the next I'm having sex with Sharon Stone."
  • (Sharon Stone) "Yeah. Now comes the best part."
  • (Unnamed) "There is no Peter, there is only Zuul."
  • (Unnamed) "Imagine the dance I'm gonna have to do to get our security deposit back."
  • (Unnamed) "And just in time, too. I can't keep my teeth from chattering. Isn't that fun? I got these at Jack's Joke Shop in South Attleboro, Massachusetts. Remember, if it ain't funny, it ain't worth Jack."
  • (Unnamed) "Did we just car-jack someone?"
  • (Unnamed) "We sure did, Brian. We sure did."
  • (Unnamed) "Hey there, Chris."
  • (Unnamed) "Hi, Mr. Herbert."
  • (Unnamed) "Sellin' your old hand-me-downs?"
  • (Unnamed) "Yep."
  • (Unnamed) "You got anything that you used to wear in the summer time?"
  • (Unnamed) "Just these old shorts."
  • (Unnamed) "Sweet Jesus."
  • (Unnamed) "Aw, you should've seen what our amazing freakin' daughter did to that guy, Lois. She kicked his ass. It was like what life did to Dana Plato."
  • (Unnamed) "Who wants a glass of fresh lemonade?"
  • (Unnamed) "Not me. What I want is a fresh glass of better daughter."

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