Road to Germany Quotes

Road to Germany is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . Road to Germany ended its run in 1970.

Road to Germany Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Men, as officers of the Royal Air Force, you're the very best in the world. However, this mission to Germany will not be an easy one. Four and a half of every five of you will not return. Half of Jenson there can tell you it gets pretty sticky."
• (Unnamed) "But I never lost me good spirits, I haven't."
• (Unnamed) "So let's get up there, be safe, and get back to the big, fat pigs of wives we have waiting at home."
• (Stewie Griffin) "Pardon me, Sir. I'd like to join."
• (Unnamed) "What are your qualifications?"
• (Stewie Griffin) "I have a British accent, I'm possibly homosexual, I never brush my teeth, and my wife is ghastly."
• (Unnamed) "Bombs away."

• (Stewie Griffin) "But where do we find uranium in WWII Europe?"
• (Brian Griffin) "There's only one place, at the top secret atomic research facility -- in Berlin."
• (Stewie Griffin) "Wait a minute, Germany's building Weapons of Mass Destruction? Well, why doesn't America go in there and kick their asses?"
• (Brian Griffin) "I don't know"
• (Brian Griffin) "maybe because they don't have any oil?"
• (Stewie Griffin) "Oooooohhhh --"
• (Stewie Griffin) "oh clap clap clap clap clap."

• (Stewie Griffin) "Remember Brian, don't touch anything when we are in the past. Even stepping on a mosquito could create a chain reaction that drastically alters the present."
• (Brian Griffin) "Really?"
• (Stewie Griffin) "Nah you can do whatever you want."

• (Brian Griffin) "Stewie, the return pad isn't working."
• (Stewie Griffin) "Yeah and you know what's not gonna fix it, your shouting."
• (Mort Goldman) "Oh God. Should we ask somebody for help?"
• (Stewie Griffin) "Yeah right. How many Polacks does it take to fix a time machine? Let's find out."

• (Brian Griffin) "Mort? Hello?"
• (Stewie Griffin) "Hey hey hey hey. What are you doing in my room? Don't touch my stuff with your dirty, walking-on-the-street paws."

• (Brian Griffin) "Mort? Hello? Mort?"
• (Stewie Griffin) "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. What are you doing in my room? Don't touch my stuff with your dirty walking on the street paws."
• (Brian Griffin) "I'm looking for Mort. He came up here an hour ago and never came back down."
• (Stewie Griffin) "Uh-oh."
• (Brian Griffin) "What?"
• (Stewie Griffin) "My time machine's been activated."
• (Brian Griffin) "Time machine? I didn't know you had a time machine."
• (Stewie Griffin) "Yeah, I built it after I got bored with that European See 'n Say."
• (Unnamed) "The pig goes "WANK.""
• (Unnamed) "The cow goes "SHAZOO.""
• (Stewie Griffin) "It most certainly does not."
• (Unnamed) "The rooster goes "GICKORY GEE.""
• (Stewie Griffin) "Where? Where does the rooster say that?"
• (Unnamed) "The monkey goes "MACAQUE.""
• (Stewie Griffin) "Oh, no, no, no. It does not."
• (Unnamed) "The elephant goes "THWOMP.""
• (Stewie Griffin) "Oh, yeah, kinda."

• (Stewie Griffin) "OK, if everything worked properly this should be the exact time and place that Mort was sent to. Now we just got to find out where we are."
• (Brian Griffin) "Or WHEN we are."
• (Stewie Griffin) "Ah that's such a douche time traveler thing to say."
• (Stewie Griffin) ". Okay we are somewhere in Europe."

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