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Rio (2011 film) Quotes

Rio (2011 film) is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Rio stopped airing in 1970.

It features Bruce Anderson as producer, John Powell (composer) in charge of musical score, and Renato Falcão as head of cinematography.

Rio (2011 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Rio (2011 film) is 96 minutes long. Rio (2011 film) is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Anne Hathaway as Jewel, Jesse Eisenberg as Blu, Jake T. Austin as Fernando, George Lopez as Rafael, Tracy Morgan as Luiz, Will.i.am as Pedro, Jemaine Clement as Nigel, Bebel Gilberto as Eva, Wanda Sykes as Chloe, Jane Lynch as Alice, Rodrigo Santoro as Tulio, Leslie Mann as Linda, Carlos Ponce as Marcel, Jeffrey Garcia as Tipa, and Davi Vieira as Armando.

Rio (2011 film) Quotes

Anne Hathaway as Jewel

  • (Anne Hathaway) "Hey, where you going?"
  • (Anne Hathaway) "Blu? Blu, what's wrong?"
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Nothing. Everything's perfect. You'll be off to the rain forest. I'll be back with Linda. Just like we planned."
  • (Anne Hathaway) "I --"
  • (Unnamed) "Hey, birds. Stop yappin' and start flappin'. Let's go."
  • (Anne Hathaway) "I -- I -- I guess I thought maybe --"
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "What? That you -- you'd come to Minnesota?"
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Great. I guess I -- I'll knit you a scarf."
  • (Anne Hathaway) "No, that's not what I meant."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Look, Jewel, I can't spend my life walking around following you wherever you're going."
  • (Anne Hathaway) "Hey, it's not my fault you can't fly."
  • (Will.i.am) "Awkward."
  • (Anne Hathaway) "Are you sure this is gonna work?"
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Positive. Check out my map."
  • (Anne Hathaway) "Yeah, that's -- that's comforting, thank you. Look, let's just get this chain broken."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Right. Then we can go and find Linda."
  • (Anne Hathaway) "No, you can go find Linda. Once this chain is off, I'm gonna go back to being free in the jungle. Deal?"
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Fine. Deal."
  • (Anne Hathaway) "Oh. Precious, aren't they?"
  • (George Lopez) "Kids. Seventeen of 'em. And one on the way."
  • (George Lopez) "Hey. He is not a baraka. Stop shaking him."
  • (George Lopez) "They're giving me grey feathers. Oh, this papa needs a break."
  • (Lead marmoset) "You two are coming with me."
  • (Anne Hathaway) "In your little monkey dreams."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Yeah."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "That was meant for you."
  • (Anne Hathaway) "Luiz is a bulldog?"
  • (Tracy Morgan) "You got something against dogs?"
  • (Anne Hathaway) "I do when they're drooling on me."
  • (Tracy Morgan) "It's a medical condition."
  • (Anne Hathaway) "Luiz is a bulldog?"
  • (Tracy Morgan) "You got something against dogs?"
  • (Anne Hathaway) "I do when they're drooling on me."
  • (Tracy Morgan) "It's a medical condition."
  • (Tracy Morgan) "No. No. Hey, amigo, we really need you."
  • (Tracy Morgan) "She's mean, bro."
  • (George Lopez) "Luiz, come on. Please. Please. We need your help."
  • (Tracy Morgan) "Hmm. I think I know what to do."
  • (Anne Hathaway) "Blu. You're crazy. What are you doing?"
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "I'm not gonna let you go. We're chained-to-each-other birds, remember?"
  • (Anne Hathaway) "Are you ready?"
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "For what?"
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Oh. Oh. Wow. Uuh. Okay."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Confidence. Crazy love hawk."
  • (Anne Hathaway) "Alright."
  • (Anne Hathaway) "Woah. Hey."
  • (Anne Hathaway) "What are you doing?"
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "What? What? What you wanted me to. But just for argument's sake, uh -- what are -- what are you doing?"
  • (Anne Hathaway) "I'm trying to escape."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Oh, yeah, escape. Tha -- that's where I was going with that thing I just did --"
  • (Anne Hathaway) "Wait. Wai-wai-wai-wait. Did you actually think we were gonna kiss?"
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "No no no no."
  • (Anne Hathaway) "We just met."
  • (Anne Hathaway) "Let him go."
  • (Anne Hathaway) "Ow."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Jewel."
  • (Anne Hathaway) "My wing."
  • (Jemaine Clement) "Oh, pity. Now we have two useless, flightless birds."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Not cool, man. Not cool."
  • (Anne Hathaway) "After you."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Oh. No, I don't think so. Nuh-uh. No. I would feel much more comfortable in something man-made. Um, hey, how about up there?"
  • (Anne Hathaway) "You're sure you're up for this?"
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Yeah. Yeah, I mean, well it's not like we're just hurling ourselves off a mountain or something, right?"
  • (George Lopez) "Actually, that was pretty much my entire plan."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "What?"
  • (George Lopez) "No. Don't worry, Blu. It's in your DNA. And if our featherless friends can do it, how hard can it be?"
  • (Unnamed) "Mommy."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Fun, right?"
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Yeah. Fun."
  • (Anne Hathaway) "Wait. Listen to me. Flying may not be my thing, but walking is. Follow my lead. Inside leg, outside leg."
  • (Anne Hathaway) "Yeah, okay. Got it."
  • (Anne Hathaway) "Incredible. You would rather be with a -- a -- a human than with your own kind."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Well, that human has given me love and affection for the past fifteen years, whereas my own kind tries to strangle me after fifteen seconds."
  • (Anne Hathaway) "Yeah, well, because of them, I've lost everything. You can't trust them."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Of course you can trust humans."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Jewel? Jewel?"
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Oh. Hi there."
  • (Anne Hathaway) "Is there anything else I need to know?"
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Yes. I can't fly, I pick my beak, and once in a while I pee in the birdbath. Happy?"
  • (Anne Hathaway) "What are you doing?"
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "I can't --"
  • (Anne Hathaway) "What? You can't what?"
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Fly. I can't fly."
  • (Anne Hathaway) "You couldn't have told me this before now?"
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "It didn't matter before now."
  • (Anne Hathaway) "I hate you."
  • (Anne Hathaway) "Blu, you're flying."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Yeah. Woohoo. I'm flying. I'm really flying. You're right. I'm not an ostrich. I'm not an ostrich."
  • (Anne Hathaway) "Que?"
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "You're standing on my throat."
  • (Anne Hathaway) "Oh, you're an American."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Thanks. I need my throat for talking. So, thank you."
  • (Anne Hathaway) "You look like me."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Oh, hi. Hi. My name is Blu. You know, like the cheese with the mold on it, that smells really bad."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "That's stupid. Stupid. Stupid. Stupid."
  • (Anne Hathaway) "I can't believe I have to drag your clumsy butt up there."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Drag me? Watch and learn."
  • (Anne Hathaway) "Blu? Just wait. Woah, woah."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Who's dragging whose butt now, huh?"
  • (Anne Hathaway) "Ha ha, very funny."
  • (Anne Hathaway) "Aw, this is great. I'm chained to the only bird in the world who can't fly."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Actually, there are about forty species of flightless birds."
  • (Anne Hathaway) "Duck."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "No, ducks can fly."
  • (Anne Hathaway) "No. Duck."

Jemaine Clement as Nigel

  • (Jemaine Clement) "There are two blue macaws out there, and I need your multitude of eyes to help me find them."
  • (Lead marmoset) "Oh, yeah? What's in it for us?"
  • (Jemaine Clement) "Well, that's a fair question."
  • (Jemaine Clement) "Let's discuss it."
  • (Jemaine Clement) "I certainly see your point."
  • (Jemaine Clement) "But what could I possibly do for you in return? Hmm?"
  • (Lead marmoset) "Save me. Save me."
  • (Jemaine Clement) "Oh? Well, that's a thought. Yeah. But is it enough? I don't want to feel like I'm cheating you."
  • (Lead marmoset) "Help me. Help me. Help me. We'll do it. We'll do it. Save me. Please. Save meeeee."
  • (Jemaine Clement) "All right, you've twisted my wing. Deal. Now then, anymore questions?"
  • (Jemaine Clement) "No? Good. You will spread out and you will find these macaws by the end of the day, or it's flying lessons for everyone. Go."
  • (Jemaine Clement) "Oh, I know I'm not a pretty birdy. But I used to be quite a looker."
  • (Jemaine Clement) "A star. Lights. Camera. Action."
  • (Jemaine Clement) "I was striking, suave, ambitious feet to beak, so birdy-licious. Now I am vile, I am villainous and vicious. Oh. And malicious. I had it all. A TV show, Women too. I was tall, over one foot two. And then they got a pretty parakeet to fill my shoes. That's why I am so evil why I do what I do."
  • (Chorus of birds) "He was a super star."
  • (Jemaine Clement) "So young and vital."
  • (Chorus of birds) "He's nasty."
  • (Jemaine Clement) "A South American Idol."
  • (Chorus of birds) "He's a suspicious bird."
  • (Jemaine Clement) "Who said that about me?"
  • (Chorus of birds) "A very vicious bird."
  • (Jemaine Clement) "I'll have you rotisseried. I was the king of telenovelas The envy of all the other fellows. Then I was pushed out for a Pretty Polly parakeet from Paraguay they called Patricious. Common Paraguayan name."
  • (Chorus of birds) "He's a nasty bird."
  • (Jemaine Clement) "I'm insidious."
  • (Chorus of birds) "He's nasty."
  • (Jemaine Clement) "Oh, I'm hideous."
  • (Chorus of birds) "He was a real macaw."
  • (Jemaine Clement) "I'm a cockatoo."
  • (Chorus of birds) "An obscene bird."
  • (Jemaine Clement) "Yes, that word's true. I'm a feathery freak, with a beak. A bird murder. You think you're badder than me. I never head of ya. I'm evil. I'll fill your cheese balls with weevils."
  • (Jemaine Clement) "I poop on people and I blame it on seagulls."
  • (Jemaine Clement) "It was him."
  • (Chorus of birds) "He's a nasty bird."
  • (Jemaine Clement) "I'm invincible."
  • (Chorus of birds) "He's nasty."
  • (Jemaine Clement) "I'm unminceable. I'm unwashable, Unrinsable. Like an abandoned school I have no principal. All of you Brazilian birds, all 18 million birds, I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I'm going to make you --"
  • (Jemaine Clement) "Shut up now, shut up."
  • (Jemaine Clement) "It's just me. I will make you ugly too. Did you hear how dramatic that was, with the end?"
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Not cool, man. Scary, but not cool."
  • (Jemaine Clement) "Going somewhere, pretty bird?"
  • (Anne Hathaway) "Oh, yeah. I was just on my way to claw your eyes out."
  • (Jemaine Clement) "Oh, I know I'm not a pretty birdy. But I used to be quite a looker."
  • (Jemaine Clement) "A star. Lights. Camera. Action."
  • (Jemaine Clement) "I was striking, suave, ambitious. Feet to beak. So bodylicious. Now I am wild. I am villainous and vicious. Oh. And malicious. I had it all. A TV show. Women too. I was tall, over one foot two. And then they got a pretty parakeet to fill my shoes. That's why I'm so evil why I do what I do."
  • (Chorus of birds) "He was a super star."
  • (Jemaine Clement) "So young and vital."
  • (Chorus of birds) "He's ghastly."
  • (Jemaine Clement) "A South American Idol."
  • (Chorus of birds) "He's a suspicious bird."
  • (Jemaine Clement) "Who said that about me?"
  • (Chorus of birds) "A very vicious bird."
  • (Jemaine Clement) "I'll have you rotisseried. I'm a feathery freak, with a beak. A bird murder. You think you're badder than me. I never head of ya. I'm evil. I'll fill your cheese balls with weevils."
  • (Jemaine Clement) "I poop on people and I blame it on seagulls."
  • (Jemaine Clement) "It was him."
  • (Chorus of birds) "He's a nasty bird."
  • (Jemaine Clement) "I'm invincible. I'm unmincable. I'm unwashable. Unrinsable. Like an abandoned school, I have no principle. Full of Brazilian birds. All eighty million birds. I tell you what I'm going to do. I'm going to make you."
  • (Jemaine Clement) "Shut up now. Shut up."
  • (Jemaine Clement) "It's just me."
  • (Jemaine Clement) "I will make you ugly too. Sweet nightmares."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Not cool, man. Scary, but not cool."
  • (Jemaine Clement) "Hello, boys. Seems like you've had a busy day."
  • (Lead marmoset) "What, this?"
  • (Lead marmoset) "This is just some stuff we -- found. Right boys?"
  • (Jemaine Clement) "I'm not interested in your nicked knick-knacks. Your burgled baubles bore me."
  • (Jemaine Clement) "Oh, I know I'm not a pretty birdy. But I used to be quite a looker."
  • (Jemaine Clement) "A star. Lights. Camera. Action."
  • (Jemaine Clement) "I was striking, suave, ambitious feet to beak, so birdy-licious. Now I am vile, I am villainous and vicious. Oh. And malicious. I had it all. A TV show, Women too. I was tall, over one foot two. And then they got a pretty parakeet to fill my shoes. That's why I am so evil why I do what I do."
  • (Chorus of birds) "He was a super star."
  • (Jemaine Clement) "So young and vital."
  • (Chorus of birds) "He's nasty."
  • (Jemaine Clement) "A South American Idol."
  • (Chorus of birds) "He's a suspicious bird."
  • (Jemaine Clement) "Who said that about me?"
  • (Chorus of birds) "A very vicious bird."
  • (Jemaine Clement) "I'll have you rotisseried. I was the king of telenovelas The envy of all the other fellows. Then I was pushed out for a Pretty Polly parakeet from Paraguay they called Patricious. Common Paraguayan name."
  • (Chorus of birds) "He's a nasty bird."
  • (Jemaine Clement) "I'm insidious."
  • (Chorus of birds) "He's nasty."
  • (Jemaine Clement) "Oh, I'm hideous."
  • (Chorus of birds) "He was a real macaw."
  • (Jemaine Clement) "I'm a cockatoo."
  • (Chorus of birds) "An obscene bird."
  • (Jemaine Clement) "Yes, that word's true. I'm a feathery freak, with a beak. A bird murder. You think you're badder than me. I never head of ya. I'm evil. I'll fill your cheese balls with weevils."
  • (Jemaine Clement) "I poop on people and I blame it on seagulls."
  • (Jemaine Clement) "It was him."
  • (Chorus of birds) "He's a nasty bird."
  • (Jemaine Clement) "I'm invincible."
  • (Chorus of birds) "He's nasty."
  • (Jemaine Clement) "I'm unminceable. I'm unwashable, unrinsable. Like an abandoned school I have no principal. All of you Brazilian birds, all 18 million birds, I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I'm going to make you --"
  • (Jemaine Clement) "Shut up now, shut up."
  • (Jemaine Clement) "It's just me. I will make you ugly too. Sweet nightmares."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Not cool, man. Scary, but not cool."
  • (Jemaine Clement) "I don't care about your nicked knick-kacks. Your burgled baubles bore me."
  • (Jemaine Clement) "I'm a feathery freak with a beak, a bird murderer. You think you're badder than me? I never heard o' ya."

Jake T. Austin as Fernando

  • (Jake T. Austin) "You two are coming with me."
  • (Anne Hathaway) "In your little monkey dreams."
  • (Jake T. Austin) "So, what's going to happen to them?"
  • (Carlos Ponce) "Don't worry. We're gonna find good homes for them. Now, go home to your mama."
  • (Jake T. Austin) "But I don't have a mama."
  • (Carlos Ponce) "Father?"
  • (Davi Vieira) "Brother?"
  • (Jeffrey Garcia) "Goldfish?"
  • (Jeffrey Garcia) "Aw, can we keep him, boss?"
  • (Carlos Ponce) "No."

Jesse Eisenberg as Blu

  • (Unnamed) "So, are you here for carnival?"
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Oh, actually, I'm just here to meet uh -- a girl."
  • (Unnamed) "Aahhh, a girl."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Yes."
  • (Unnamed) "Little word of advice. You make the first move. Brazilian ladies respond to confidence."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Oh, right."
  • (Will.i.am) "Yeah. It's all about swagger. You gotta puff out that chest, swing that tail, eyes narrow, like some kind of crazy love hawk."
  • (Unnamed) "But first, we gotta bust you out."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "What?"
  • (Will.i.am) "Yeah. I'mma pop that cage open like a soda can."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "No."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "No, no, that's okay."
  • (Unnamed) "You call that poppin'?"
  • (Will.i.am) "Wooh. This thing's robust."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "No, no, no, guys, really. I'm fine. The cage is great. Love the cage."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, well. Suit yourself."
  • (Will.i.am) "Hey, don't forget. Love hawk."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Okay. Pull it together. The key is not to panic."
  • (Anne Hathaway) "I'm not panicking."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to me. But it's okay, because any minute now, Linda will find us."
  • (Anne Hathaway) "Oh, great. And then she'll stick us behind another set of bars, right?"
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Yeah. I -- I mean, no."
  • (Anne Hathaway) "Look, pet cages might work for you, but I don't want to belong to anyone."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "I -- am -- not -- from -- here."
  • (Will.i.am) "Hey, Nico, he's a tourist."
  • (Unnamed) "Funny, you don't look like one."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Really? I -- I don't?"
  • (Will.i.am) "Except you got pigeon doodle on your nose."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Oh no no, this is just SPF three thousand."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "So, how far is it to this Luiz?"
  • (George Lopez) "Not far. Thirty minutes, as the crow flies."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "I see -- and how far as the macaw walks?"
  • (Anne Hathaway) "Bo-Bo here can't fly."
  • (George Lopez) "But, he's a bird."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Not all birds fly. There are ostriches --"
  • (Anne Hathaway) "You are NOT an ostrich."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Well -- not technically."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "I've changed my mind. Yeah. Uh, maybe we could find a -- a bus schedule or something?"
  • (George Lopez) "Come on. You're not gonna back out now, Not in front of the lady."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Uh -- huh. Okay, yeah. Yeah, yeah, sure."
  • (George Lopez) "All right. That's the spirit."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Ah. This is the life. The perfect marshmallow-to-cocoa ratio."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "One, two, three, four, five"
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "six. Mmm."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Oh Man, we threw down."
  • (Anne Hathaway) "Yeah, we threw down."
  • (George Lopez) "You guys were like fire and ice."
  • (Unnamed) "Thunder and lightning."
  • (Will.i.am) "Hip and hop."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Cheese and sprinkles."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "It's a Minnesota thing --"
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Oh. Oh. What was that?"
  • (Anne Hathaway) "A stick."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Ah. And that?"
  • (Anne Hathaway) "It's just a rock."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Oh, right. Yeah."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Is that a spider on my back?"
  • (Anne Hathaway) "Will you quit it? It's just a leaf. Turn around."
  • (Anne Hathaway) "Oh, um --"
  • (Anne Hathaway) "Leaf. Told ya."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Yeah sounds great, it's not like were just throwing ourselves off of a mountain -- right?"
  • (George Lopez) "Actually, that was pretty much my entire plan."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "You see? Who needs flying?"
  • (Anne Hathaway) "Birds. Birds need flying. Flying is -- it's freedom and -- and not having to rely on anyone. Don't you want that?"
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Mmm, I don't know. Sounds a little lonely."
  • (Anne Hathaway) "Get some sleep."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Uh, I-I-I'm probably gonna be up for a little while. Well, cause I'm -- I'm still on Minnesota time."
  • (Anne Hathaway) "Goodnight."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Good night, Jewel."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Good night, Linda."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Okay. Okay. There's no place like home, there's no place like home. Oh, how I wish I was back in my own cage, with my mirror and my swing and my little bell. Oh, how I miss my bell."
  • (Anne Hathaway) "Shh. Play dead."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "I don't need to play dead, I'm about to have a heart attack."
  • (Anne Hathaway) "Just do it."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Oh, fine."
  • (Anne Hathaway) "Stop twitching."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Come on. It's the twitching that sells it."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "So, uh -- how far is this Luiz?"
  • (George Lopez) "Not far. Thirty minutes as the crow flies."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Uh -- and how long as the macaw walks?"
  • (Anne Hathaway) "Bobo here can't fly."
  • (George Lopez) "But -- but he's a bird."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Not all birds fly. There are ostriches."
  • (Anne Hathaway) "You are not an ostrich."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Well, not technically, but --"
  • (George Lopez) "Wait, wait, wait. My friends, I wanna help, but to walk the whole way, it -- it -- it can't be done."
  • (George Lopez) "But hey, we might as well give it a shot. Let's go, quickly."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "What is natural about getting thrown halfway across the room?"
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "I mean, I know how my feathers look, but I'm not that kind of bird."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Okay, I had nothing to do with that. But, that's actually a pretty good song."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Naturally -- Yeah, sing it, Lionel."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Hey, Jewel?"
  • (Anne Hathaway) "Blu."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "I'm gonna get you outta here."
  • (Anne Hathaway) "No, no. You can't be here. You have to go. Nigel is --"
  • (Jemaine Clement) "Hello, pretty bird. So kind of you to join our little soiree."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Oh, come on. You really think I came alone? I got three of the roughest, meanest, craziest birds in all of Rio right behind me."
  • (Will.i.am) "Woohoo. You know there guys."
  • (Will.i.am) "We're saved. That's right. That's right. That's right."
  • (George Lopez) "Uh -- I think he means us."
  • (Will.i.am) "Oh."
  • (Jemaine Clement) "Ah, love. It's such a powerful and stupid thing."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Stop. Stop. Why don't you just open the door?"
  • (Anne Hathaway) "Are you kidding me?"
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "What? It's just a standard flip-slide door."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "I would love to go five minutes without almost getting killed. Is that too much to ask?"
  • (Anne Hathaway) "For a bird who can't fly? Oh, yeah."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Maybe we could find a bus schedule or something?"
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Rafael, quit following me. You're going in the wrong direction. Isn't carnival that way?"
  • (George Lopez) "I'm not going to carnival. No, I'm going home."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "But I thought you loved carnival."
  • (George Lopez) "I do. But I love my family much more. And that's a choice I made with this."
  • (George Lopez) "Not with this."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "This is the coolest place I've ever seen. You know, despite the obvious health code violations."
  • (George Lopez) "Ha-ha. I like you, nothing you say makes any sense."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "That was your plan? To take off and leave me? Gee, thanks."
  • (Anne Hathaway) "Well, why didn't you follow me?"
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Uh --"
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Excuse me. Please. I am trying to sleep."
  • (Anne Hathaway) "Oh, I'm sorry, sleepy head. I'm trying to escape."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Escape. Why? This cage is awesome."
  • (Anne Hathaway) "The cage. Oh, what was I thinking? I wouldn't expect a pet to understand."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Pet? Did you just call me a pet? For the record, I am not a pet. I am a companion. And you know what? Do whatever you want. Cause tomorrow morning, Linda will come for me and this whole nightmare will be over."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Hey, are you okay?"
  • (Anne Hathaway) "No, I am definitely not okay."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Woah, woah, woah. Wait, wait. What are you doing?"
  • (Anne Hathaway) "Getting out of here. Are you going to help me or what?"
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "A-Actually all the survival guides say to sit and wait. And -- and help will come."
  • (Anne Hathaway) "No one is coming."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Woah."
  • (Anne Hathaway) "We're on our own and if we just sit here, we're going to die."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Natural instincts. There's nothing natural about being thrown halfway across a room. Well, I'll show him."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "I can do this. I just have to work out the physics. I have quadrated my vector angles. I have adjusted for wind shear. Positive reinforcement. Good. Okay. Let's see. Flaps open."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Perfect. Landing gear."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Check. Tail flaps."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Operational. And actually -- not bad."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "This is it. Let's fly. Just keep it simple. Thrust, lift, drag and wait. Thrust, lift, drag, wait."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Thrust, lift, drag, wait. Thrust, lift, drag, wai -- wai -- wait."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Oh, gross. Haa. But I'm free."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Jewel? Jewel. We're free. Slimy, but free. Contaminated, probably. But free. You believe it's finally --"
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "This is the coolest place I've ever seen. Despite all the obvious health code violations."
  • (George Lopez) "I like you. Nothing you say makes any sense."

George Lopez as Rafael

  • (George Lopez) "So, you two lovebirds headed for carnival?"
  • (Anne Hathaway) "Wow. Love birds?"
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "We're more like acquaintance birds."
  • (Anne Hathaway) "And not even that. We're more like chained-to-each-other birds."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Yeah. I -- I mean -- aaah."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "What is it with this kid and feathers?"
  • (George Lopez) "We have no idea. We're having him tested."
  • (George Lopez) "Blu. Blu. We found her."
  • (Will.i.am) "She's on some, like, weird chicken float."
  • (George Lopez) "Come on."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Let's go get Jewel."
  • (George Lopez) "You did not feel it in here."
  • (Anne Hathaway) "You think?"
  • (George Lopez) "There he goes. That's my boy."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Ooh. Is it hot? I -- I think I'm -- I'm sweating. I didn't even think that was biologically possible. I get -- look?"
  • (Anne Hathaway) "Oh. Wow."
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah. That's your boy, alright."
  • (George Lopez) "Okay, so he needs a little help. Well, come on. Let's give him some. Set the mood."
  • (Will.i.am) "Alright, look. I'm on it. I know how to set the mood. Check it out."
  • (Will.i.am) "Get it-get it-get it-get it-get it-get it girl. Get-ge-get-ge-get it girl. Take her, take her to the flow. Show her, show her how you roll. Drop it. Drop it. Drop it low. Drop it, d-drop it low."
  • (George Lopez) "Woah, woah, woah. What kind of mood is that?"
  • (Unnamed) "Pedro, Pedro, a little too aggressive. Not hatin' on your creativity, but I think I got this one. Follow my lead."
  • (George Lopez) "Eva, my love, I must take the couple to see Luiz."
  • (Bebel Gilberto) "Luiz? Hmph. You don't fool me for a second. You and your amigo just want to sneak off to Carnaval."
  • (George Lopez) "Carnaval, that magical time when I met the most beautiful in the world."
  • (George Lopez) "Pssst. Blu, down here. Just tell her, "You have beautiful eyes"."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "That's good. Great idea."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "I have beautiful eyes."
  • (Anne Hathaway) "Aah -- yeah. Okay, Sure. They're -- they're nice."
  • (George Lopez) "No. Her eyes. Her eyes."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Oh, right. Yeah."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Your eyes. Your eyes are great. Not mine. I mean, you know, mine are okay. But yours, I-I bet you can see right through them."
  • (George Lopez) "Eva, my love. I must take this couple to see Luiz."
  • (Bebel Gilberto) "Luiz? Huh. You don't fool me for a second. You and your amigo just want to sneak off to carnival."
  • (George Lopez) "Oh, carnival. that magical time when I met the most beautiful bird in the world."
  • (Bebel Gilberto) "Aah."
  • (George Lopez) "Now, you flap your right wing, you flap your left wing, and together, you fly."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Uh -- but this doesn't seem aerodynamically possible."
  • (George Lopez) "Ey-ya-ya-ya-ya. You think too much. Fly. It's not what you think up here."
  • (George Lopez) "It's what you feel in here."
  • (George Lopez) "And when you feel the rhythm of your heart, it's like Samba. You fly."
  • (George Lopez) "If our featherless friends can do it, how hard can it be?"
  • (Unnamed) "No wait."
  • (Unnamed) "Mommy."
  • (George Lopez) "Fun right?"
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Yeah -- fun"
  • (George Lopez) "All right, Blu. You're flying. Sort of. Not really. But do you feel it?"
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Yes. I do feel it."
  • (George Lopez) "Okay, I need you two to get closer."
  • (George Lopez) "Closer."
  • (George Lopez) "Closer."
  • (George Lopez) "Nice. Now put your wings around each other."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "What?"
  • (George Lopez) "Come on, amigo. It's not like she's gonna bite. Will you?"
  • (Anne Hathaway) "We'll see."
  • (George Lopez) "Down here. Just tell her: "you have beautiful eyes"."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "That's good. Great idea."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "I have beautiful eyes."

Carlos Ponce as Marcel

  • (Carlos Ponce) "Do you think I am an idiot?"
  • (Jeffrey Garcia) "Uh --"
  • (Carlos Ponce) "There were two birds, chained together in a cage. How could you lose them?"
  • (Jeffrey Garcia) "They outsmarted us, boss. But -- but don't worry, we'll get them back. I have a plan."
  • (Carlos Ponce) "Oh, great. What're you gonna do? Wander the city calling 'here birdy-birdy, here birdy.'?"
  • (Jeffrey Garcia) "Well, anything sounds dumb when you say it like that."
  • (Carlos Ponce) "Nigel?"
  • (Carlos Ponce) "This bird is ten times smarter than the two of you combined."
  • (Jeffrey Garcia) "Yeah, well if he's so smart, then why don't you put him in charge?"
  • (Carlos Ponce) "I am putting him in charge."
  • (Davi Vieira) "Stop suggesting things."
  • (Carlos Ponce) "Go find them, Nigel."

Tracy Morgan as Luiz

  • (Tracy Morgan) "Yep. I know just how you feel. Watchin' 'em up there, makes you want to chase them and grab 'em in your mouth and bite their heads off, huh?"
  • (Tracy Morgan) "Hey, I'm just kiddin', bro. Yeah. Chasin' 'em is plenty."
  • (Tracy Morgan) "I don't know how I got up here, but I ain't never coming down."
  • (Tracy Morgan) "I don't know how I got up here, but I ain't never comin' down. Ahah. Woohoo."
  • (Tracy Morgan) "This is the spit."

Will.i.am as Pedro

  • (Will.i.am) "This ain't the level, the next level's the level."
  • (Will.i.am) "Hey. Get back here. Ain't nobody mess with a friend of Pedro. I ain't havin' it. It's on."
  • (Unnamed) "What are you on? Did you see the talons on that guy?"
  • (Will.i.am) "Talons? Maybe it's on next time."
  • (Unnamed) "Ralfieeee."
  • (Will.i.am) "Blu. Help."
  • (Unnamed) "Help."
  • (Will.i.am) "Yippie-ki-yay, monkey-man."
  • (Will.i.am) "Did you say -- talons?"
  • (Will.i.am) "Birds versus monkeys."
  • (Will.i.am) "Drop it, drop it, drop it low."
  • (Will.i.am) "I'm the samba masta."
  • (Will.i.am) "I aint yo princess, leave me alone. Did you say -- TALONS?"
  • (Will.i.am) "Freedom."
  • (Will.i.am) "Gotta keep it spicy. You gotta puff out that chest, swing that tail, and keep your eyes narrowed so you're like some crazy love hawk."

Jeffrey Garcia as Tipa

  • (Jeffrey Garcia) "So, Marcel, what's really gonna happen to those birds?"
  • (Carlos Ponce) "Ah. Stuffed, eaten. Who cares. All I know is we're going to be rich."

Leslie Mann as Linda

  • (Unnamed) "So let me get this straight? You were attacked by a little white bird?"
  • (Unnamed) "Yes. With this rag."
  • (Unnamed) "He held it to my mouth, like -- like this."
  • (Leslie Mann) "We're doomed."
  • (Leslie Mann) "Wow. That was fast."
  • (Rodrigo Santoro) "Lionel Richie. Works every time. We should probably give them some privacy."
  • (Leslie Mann) "So, where's Jewel?"
  • (Rodrigo Santoro) "Oh, we have a special place for Jewel. She's a very spirited bird."
  • (Unnamed) "Aahh. I'll say."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "She did that? Ah, charming. Okay, I wanna go home now."
  • (Rodrigo Santoro) "No, no. Don't worry. I'm gonna make you look irresistible."
  • (Leslie Mann) "I promised I would always look out for you, didn't I? And have I ever broken a promise. I'm scared too. But I wouldn't make you do this if it wasn't the right thing to do. What do you say, Blu?"
  • (Leslie Mann) "That's my big, brave boy. And we'll be back home before we even know it."
  • (Leslie Mann) "That's my big brave boy."
  • (Leslie Mann) "This is all my fault."
  • (Rodrigo Santoro) "No, Linda. Linda. Please. This is not your fault."
  • (Leslie Mann) "You're right. It's not my fault. It's your fault."
  • (Rodrigo Santoro) "What?"
  • (Leslie Mann) "With your little bird talk. And that whole 'last of his species'. Well, you know what? Squawk, squawkety, squawk, squawk. Haah."
  • (Leslie Mann) "I'm sorry. I didn't mean to curse."
  • (Rodrigo Santoro) "I -- I don't understand. Sylvio is the best guard in the business."

Rodrigo Santoro as Tulio

  • (Rodrigo Santoro) "I'm not really built for this weather."
  • (Leslie Mann) "Oh, are you looking for some books?"
  • (Rodrigo Santoro) "Books? No. No. I have come six thousand miles, looking for him."
  • (Rodrigo Santoro) "Cyanopsitta Spixii."
  • (Rodrigo Santoro) "You know your macaw is a very special bird. In fact, as far as we know, Blu is the last male of his kind."
  • (Leslie Mann) "Really?"
  • (Rodrigo Santoro) "Yes. And recently we've found a female and our hope is to bring the two of the them together to save their species."
  • (Leslie Mann) "Oh. Well, yeah. Sure. When can she come over?"
  • (Rodrigo Santoro) "Oh, no, no. She's in Brazil. Blu must come to Rio de Janeiro."
  • (Leslie Mann) "Rio. Brazil. Oh, no. No. No. No. No. No. No. I never let Blu out of my sight. He needs me."
  • (Rodrigo Santoro) "Oh, no. You -- you misunderstand. It's all arranged. You will be with him every step of the way. And I will be with you."

Wanda Sykes as Chloe

  • (Wanda Sykes) "Well, well, if it isn't my favorite nerd bird."
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Ver -- very funny. Real mature."
  • (Jane Lynch) "Hey, peck. Where you migrating to this year, huh? The breakfast nook?"
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Throw all the snow balls you want. I'm protected by this magical forcefield, called glass. It's what keeps us so toasty and warm in here while you guys out there are freezing your --"
  • (Jesse Eisenberg) "Classy."

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