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Revenge of the Pink Panther Quotes

Revenge of the Pink Panther is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Revenge of the Pink Panther completed its run in 1970.

It features Blake Edwards as producer, Henry Mancini in charge of musical score, and Ernest Day as head of cinematography.

Revenge of the Pink Panther is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Revenge of the Pink Panther is 98 minutes long. Revenge of the Pink Panther is distributed by United Artists.

The cast includes: Dyan Cannon as Simone Legree, Peter Sellers as Clouseau, Burt Kwouk as Cato, Dyan Cannon as Simone Le Gree, Robert Webber as Philippe Douvier, Douglas Wilmer as Police Commissioner, Paul Stewart as Julio Scallini, Tony Beckley as Guy Algo, and Rita Webb as Man.

Revenge of the Pink Panther Quotes

Peter Sellers as Clouseau

  • (Peter Sellers) "Ooohhh, sixteen chests on a dead man's rum/Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of the chest/Drink to the devil and some for the rum/Hooooooooooooooooooooo."
  • (Peter Sellers) "It's me."
  • (Unnamed) "I know."
  • (Peter Sellers) "Well, Sir, until we meet again in New York, the case is sol-ved."
  • (Peter Sellers) "Thank heaven for the little girls. They keep getting smaller every day."
  • (Peter Sellers) "I am not your ordinary, run-of-the-mill transvestite."
  • (Peter Sellers) "I'm a little short."
  • (Peter Sellers) "You mean Douvier killed a wandering transvestite just to impress his godfather?"
  • (Peter Sellers) "Who were those two men have tried to kill you last night?"
  • (Dyan Cannon) "Killers."
  • (Unnamed) "Clouseau?"
  • (Peter Sellers) "Yes?"
  • (Unnamed) "Are you wounded?"
  • (Peter Sellers) "No. Fortunately I was saved by the darkness."
  • (Unnamed) "So what we need is more light."
  • (Peter Sellers) "Peak A Boo."
  • (Peter Sellers) "Now I know why this place looks so familiar."
  • (Dyan Cannon) "Why?"
  • (Peter Sellers) "Chief Inspector Dreyfus lives here."
  • (Peter Sellers) "Now, this time I'm going to stand on your shoulders."
  • (Burt Kwouk) "What good will that do?"
  • (Peter Sellers) "Because I'm taller than you are, you fool."
  • (Peter Sellers) "It's only an old salty Swedish sea dog out there from the salty seas, you know."
  • (Man at Pier) "Hello, Inspector."

Tony Beckley as Guy Algo

  • (Tony Beckley) "Man, New York knows even better than the President of France. A man with which our entire world organization is familiar, and would like nothing better than to see him out of the way."
  • (Rita Webb) "Who?"
  • (Tony Beckley) "Who has given us nothing but trouble for the past ten years? Who has survived sixteen assassination attempts, including two by his own boss? Clouseau. You want to impress New York. Eliminate Clouseau."

Robert Webber as Philippe Douvier

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Dyan Cannon as Simone Legree

  • (Dyan Cannon) "Simone."
  • (Dyan Cannon) "I can tell that you're a very passionate man. Do you see how long this line is?"
  • (Paul Stewart) "Keep watching: it's gonna get longer."
  • (Dyan Cannon) "Oh, my God."
  • (Peter Sellers) "Mine, too."
  • (Dyan Cannon) "That's so obvious, he's bound to think it's a trap --"
  • (Robert Webber) "Yes, or it's so obvious that he's bound to think it can't be a trap."
  • (Burt Kwouk) "It's so obvious, it's bound to be a trap."
  • (Peter Sellers) "That is why you'll never be a great detective, Cato. It's so obvious that it could not possibly be a trap."

Douglas Wilmer as Police Commissioner

  • (Douglas Wilmer) "You knew him intimately."
  • (Unnamed) "I hated him intimately."

Burt Kwouk as Cato

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