Return to Sleepaway Camp Quotes

Return to Sleepaway Camp is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Return to Sleepaway Camp stopped airing in 1970.

It features Robert Hiltzik as producer, Rodney Whittenberg in charge of musical score, and Ken Kelsch as head of cinematography.

Return to Sleepaway Camp is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Return to Sleepaway Camp is 86 minutes long. Return to Sleepaway Camp is distributed by Magnolia Pictures.

The cast includes: Lenny Venito as Mickey, Brye Cooper as Randy, Michael Gibney as Alan, Isaac Hayes as Charlie the Chef, Michael Werner as Michael, and Christopher Shand as T.C..

Return to Sleepaway Camp Quotes

Christopher Shand as T.C.

• (Unnamed) "You missed it, man. We're fricken pisser. I must've got 20 panties."
• (Christopher Shand) "Yo, Spaz, a f***in' broomstick just came through the floor and almost hit me in the f***in' head. Look what it did to Donny's porn --."
• (Unnamed) "You sure it wasn't just you popping some major wood?"

• (Christopher Shand) "Dude, you're such a f***in' spaz."

Brye Cooper as Randy

• (Brye Cooper) "Are you really that stupid?"
• (Michael Gibney) "Not as stupid as you, you big penis."

• (Brye Cooper) "What, are we hanging mice tonight?"

Michael Werner as Michael

• (Random Camper) "Did you hear?"
• (Michael Werner) "Hear what?"
• (Random Camper) "Somebody just killed T.C."
• (Michael Werner) "All right, get the f*** out of here --."
• (Random Camper) "No, really. They stuck a spear right through his head. Man, it's unbelievable."

Isaac Hayes as Charlie the Chef

• (Isaac Hayes) "It's that damn fool, Mickey. Boy's useless as tits on a bull."

Lenny Venito as Mickey

• (Lenny Venito) ""Hey, Mickey, what's with the fryer? There's more oils on it than in it." Why don't you suck my dick, you old bastard --."

Michael Gibney as Alan

• (Michael Gibney) "Your ass stinks."

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