Repossessed (film) Quotes

Repossessed (film) is a television show that first aired in 1970 . Repossessed completed its run in 1970.

It features Steve Wizan as producer, Charles Fox (composer) in charge of musical score, and Michael D. Margulies as head of cinematography.

Repossessed (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Repossessed (film) is 89 minutes long. Repossessed (film) is distributed by Seven Arts.

The cast includes: Linda Blair as Nancy, Ned Beatty as Ned, Thom J. Sharp as Braydon, Anthony Starke as Father Luke Brophy, Lana Schwab as Fanny, Leslie Nielsen as Jebedaiah Mayii, and Leslie Nielsen as Father Jebedaiah Mayii.

Repossessed (film) Quotes

Leslie Nielsen as Jebedaiah Mayii

• (Leslie Nielsen) "Luke, remember, when you fall on your face you're still moving forward."

• (Leslie Nielsen) "I command you to leave this child at once."
• (Linda Blair) "Make me, slimeball."
• (Leslie Nielsen) "I am a priest."
• (Linda Blair) "Oh, pardon me, your most reverent and holy slimeball."

• (Leslie Nielsen) "I said they were good kids at this point they hadn't taken acting lessons"

• (Unnamed) "Father Mayii?"
• (Leslie Nielsen) "Yes?"
• (Unnamed) "Have you adhered strictly to your vow of celibacy?"
• (Leslie Nielsen) "Yes, I have."
• (Unnamed) "Me too."
• (Leslie Nielsen) "I'm not surprised. Mine was by choice."

Linda Blair as Nancy

• (Linda Blair) "Oh, what did I do to deserve this."

• (Linda Blair) "You may think you've won, Brophy, but I know another way to reach all those people."
• (Anthony Starke) "Satan wait. Where do you think you're going?"
• (Linda Blair) "I'm going to Disneyland."

• (Linda Blair) "I am far more powerful than you can ever imagine."
• (Anthony Starke) "Maybe, however you are but one being. I represent the belief of far more people. Did you know that the Christian religion has over a billion followers?"
• (Linda Blair) "Big deal, so does the Wheel of Fortune."

• (Linda Blair) "Don't take a look at this picture of your mother in bed with Manuel Noriega."

• (Linda Blair) "SILENCE. One more word out of you little sacks of s***, and there'll be no more T.V for you tonight."

• (Linda Blair) "I hate Rock 'n' Roll."

• (Linda Blair) "Excuse me, doctor?"
• (Unnamed) "Oh I'm not a doctor but I do play one on TV that's why I recommend --"

• (Linda Blair) "Hello I'm Barbara Walters and this is twenty twenty, haha I've always wanted to do that."

• (Linda Blair) "Lick me."

Anthony Starke as Father Luke Brophy

• (Anthony Starke) "She has an unGodly voice, maniacal facial expressions --"
• (Leslie Nielsen) "That doesn't prove a thing, she could be related to Joe Cocker."
• (Anthony Starke) "No."
• (Leslie Nielsen) "Could it be she had PMS?"

• (Anthony Starke) "Satan stop. Where do you think you're going?"
• (Linda Blair) "I'm going to Disneyland."

Thom J. Sharp as Braydon

• (Unnamed) "What does the name 'Aglet' mean anyway?"
• (Thom J. Sharp) "Well a long time ago 'Aglet' meant 'He who puts those tiny little plastic things on shoelaces' you see a long time a go a mans' name was his profession."
• (Unnamed) "Oh so a man named Fred Carpenter would build houses and John Baker would make bread"
• (Thom J. Sharp) "Exactly"
• (Ned Beatty) "So what did John Hancock do?"

• (Thom J. Sharp) "What's going on, father? I just had to tie my wife down to the bed. I've never done anything like that before, well except for that one time when the kids were at camp."

Lana Schwab as Fanny

• (Lana Schwab) "Fru-Fru says 'God bless us everyone'"

Ned Beatty as Ned

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