Reefer Madness Quotes

Reefer Madness is a television program that first aired in 1970 . Reefer Madness ended its run in 1970.

It features George Hirliman, and Dwain Esper as producer, and Jack Greenhalgh as head of cinematography.

Reefer Madness is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Reefer Madness is 68 minutes long. Reefer Madness is distributed by Motion Picture Ventures.

The cast includes: Josef Forte as Dr. Carroll, Thelma White as Mae, Carleton Young as Jack, Lillian Miles as Blanche, Warren McCollum as Jimmy, imdbname:0185924 as Bill, Dorothy Short as Mary, and Dave O'Brien as Ralph.

Reefer Madness Quotes

Lillian Miles as Blanche

• (Lillian Miles) "This is Bill Harper. He's okay."
• (Thelma White) "There's a new one in today."
• (Carleton Young) "Yeah; Bill Harper. He's all right."

• (Lillian Miles) "Oh, snap out if it, will ya? It's not our fault. Why did I ever bring him up there anyway? He's just a kid. They can't hang him."
• (Dave O'Brien) "Shut up. SHUT UP."

Warren McCollum as Jimmy

• (Warren McCollum) "How about driving over to the -- Joe's place with me? I'll buy you a soda."
• (imdbname:0185924) "I never drink the stuff."

• (Warren McCollum) "Let's go, Jack. I'm red-hot."
• (Carleton Young) "Better be careful how you drive, or the first thing you know you'll be ice cold."

Josef Forte as Dr. Carroll

• (Unnamed) "Here is an example: A fifteen-year-old lad apprehended in the act of staging a holdup; fifteen years old and a marijuana addict. Here is a most tragic case."
• (Josef Forte) "Yes. I remember. Just a young boy -- under the influence of drugs -- who killed his entire family with an axe."

• (Josef Forte) "-- Failing this, the next tragedy may be that of your daughter's -- or your son's -- or yours -- or yours --"
• (Josef Forte) "or yours."

• (Josef Forte) "I'm going to ask you a straightforward question: isn't it true that you have, perhaps unwillingly, acquired a certain habit through association with certain undesirable people?"

Thelma White as Mae

• (Thelma White) "What time is it?"
• (Carleton Young) "Time to get up and give this place the goin' over. It looks like the marines have landed."
• (Thelma White) "Well, that bunch last night was high enough to take over the marines and the navy."

• (Thelma White) "Hey, what an I? An orphan?"
• (Carleton Young) "Where do you put it? D'ya got a hollow leg?"

• (Thelma White) "I wish you'd lay off those kids."
• (Carleton Young) "Why don't you get over that "mother complex"?"

Carleton Young as Jack

• (Carleton Young) "Oh, why don't you button up your lip? You're always squawkin' about something. You've got more static than a radio."

imdbname:0185924 as Bill

• (imdbname:0185924) "Ya know after that session we had yesterday, I went home and told mother that the trouble with her pot roast gravy was that she hadn't added three heaping teaspoonfuls of olive oil."
• (Dorothy Short) "What did she say?"
• (imdbname:0185924) "She didn't say anything; she just threw me out of the kitchen."
• (Dorothy Short) "Why, no wonder."

Dave O'Brien as Ralph

• (Dave O'Brien) "I know what you want. You want to kill ME."
• (Carleton Young) "You're crazy. Take it easy, kid. I just wanta talk ta ya."

• (Dave O'Brien) "Mae? MAE."
• (Thelma White) "What do you want?"
• (Dave O'Brien) "Bring me some reefers."

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