Red Dwarf: Back to Earth Quotes

Red Dwarf: Back to Earth is a Comic science fiction that appeared on TV in 2009 on Dave (TV channel). Red Dwarf: Back to Earth ended its run in 2009.

Red Dwarf: Back to Earth was on for 3 episodes. It features Helen Norman as producer. Red Dwarf: Back to Earth is executive produced by Charles Armitage. Red Dwarf: Back to Earth is created by Doug Naylor.

Red Dwarf: Back to Earth is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Red Dwarf: Back to Earth is 25 mins approx long. Red Dwarf: Back to Earth is produced by Grant Naylor and distributed by UKTV. Spinoffs for this show include Red Dwarf X.

Red Dwarf: Back to Earth Quotes

• (Katerina) "I bid greeting. My name is Katerina Bartikovsky. In past, I Red Dwarf's science officer. Zdravstvuyte. From now, I am senior officer -- no longer hologram Arnold Rimmer, who is bit crap."

• (Rimmer) "I hate her."
• (Lister) "I like her. I like her a lot."

• (Lister) "This thingy whatever it is; it's messing with the supply thingy pipe stuff thing, isn't it?"
• (Rimmer) "Please, we're laymen; spare us the plumbing jargon."

• (Rimmer) "What would those clowns do without me?"

• (Rimmer) "Was it really worth it, Listy? Hours and hours and hours of planning for 8 seconds of pleasure?"
• (Lister) "Sounds like the last time you had sex."
• (Rimmer) "Lister"
• (Rimmer) "you need to get a life."

• (Cat) "I need counselling."
• (Rimmer) "You got that right."

• (Lister) "I'll probably end up with your head, or someone else's legs."

• (Rimmer) "How does eating tomatoes save water?"
• (Lister) "It's coming."
• (Lister) "Don't suppose you want any iorning doing, do you?"

• (Cat) "Don't look at me, I ain't going. I'm still in trauma. Look at my suit. It may not pull through."
• (Lister) "Find another suit; you're going."
• (Cat) "Hey, I'm a cat. Nobody bosses Mr C around. You got that, monkey boy? Or should I explain that one more time for your small monkey brain?"
• (Lister) "How would you like it if I flushed the entire ship's supply of tuna out of an airlock?"
• (Lister) "When are we going?"

• (Rimmer) "In spirit, i'll be down there with you; in actuality, I'll be reading a car mag."

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