Recession Proof (House) Quotes

Recession Proof (House) is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . Recession Proof stopped airing in 1970.

Recession Proof (House) Quotes

• (Unnamed) "You okay?"
• (Unnamed) "Why wouldn't I be? Solved my case."
• (Unnamed) "But your patient died."
• (Unnamed) "I didn't say in time. It happens. Can't save everyone."

• (Unnamed) "I want to make this more exciting. Something she'll remember for more than 10 minutes."
• (Unnamed) "Okay. By fun and exciting you mean, screwing things up for Cuddy. So she won't even dream of asking you to go to one again."
• (Unnamed) "You really can't stand to me happy, can you?"

• (Unnamed) "Cuddy is getting an award. I think we should all be there. Show our support."
• (Unnamed) "I assume you're planning on screwing it up, so you want to maximize witnesses."
• (Unnamed) "Why does everyone go there?"
• (Unnamed) "Experience."
• (Unnamed) "Shut up --. How about go or work at the Clinic all weekend? I hear it's "Genital Herpes Awareness" month."

• (Unnamed) "We found Vicodin in his office."
• (Unnamed) "Give it to me -- Might look like Vicodin, might be something else."
• (Unnamed) "It's real. Unfortuneately -- Because Vicodin doesn't cause rash, fever and joint pain. Does make Taub considerably less annoying."

• (Unnamed) "I picture him doing something stupid like; hiring a Marachi band or something."
• (Unnamed) "Well, actually, I could get behind that. I tried hiring one last year, but the Board wouldn't let me. Because they thought it was too expensive."

• (Unnamed) "Swollen joints, high white count, fever, conjunctivitis. Anyone?"
• (Unnamed) "Seriously?"
• (Unnamed) "What? You can't think and poop at the same time? There's a life at stake here."

• (Unnamed) "You never do anything unless it stands to benefit you --"
• (Unnamed) "I realize that three failed marriages can leave a man twisted and bitter inside, but in a good relationship, sometimes people do things for each other."
• (Unnamed) "A hundred says you don't show up."
• (Unnamed) "You're giving me incentive to actually show up? A personal selfish incentive?"
• (Unnamed) "I'm just making easy money. 200."
• (Unnamed) "-- How high did Cuddy authorize you to go?"
• (Unnamed) "Heh. She; she; three. She really wants you there."
• (Unnamed) "Why do people believe I'm incapable of doing something nice?"
• (Unnamed) "Experience."

• (Unnamed) "Haven't you ever done something in a relationship that you wished you could take back?"
• (Unnamed) "-- Maybe."
• (Unnamed) "How'd you handle it?"
• (Unnamed) "I told her the truth; eventually."
• (Unnamed) "How'd that work out?"
• (Unnamed) "Not well."

• (Unnamed) "I RSVP'd two days ago. What? Do you think I'm a complete ass?"
• (Unnamed) "If you were already going why did you; ?"
• (Unnamed) "Foreplay."

• (Unnamed) "File says he's a Real Estate Developer. Could've been exposed to something visiting a construction site."
• (Unnamed) "He's lying."
• (Unnamed) "He's not an executive. I saw his hands. There covered with calluses and cuts. He works with them; a lot."
• (Unnamed) "Stand up."
• (Unnamed) "Oh."
• (Unnamed) "Our little girl is finally growing up. I mean you dream of this day, and when it finally happens -- So what did Mr. Meathook say when you called him a liar?"
• (Unnamed) "I didn't."
• (Unnamed) "Baby steps. Go down there and do it."

• (Unnamed) "I put making friends and having relationships on hold so I could concentrate on studying. I always thought, there'll be plenty of time for that in the future -- but now; when I do want them; I can't even get a date to this charity event. If I can't establish a relationship in my personal life, how will I ever do it with a patient?"
• (Unnamed) "-- Be honest with her. If it comes down to a choice between the brutal truth and hope: side with hope."

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