Rare Birds Quotes

Rare Birds is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Rare Birds completed its run in 1970.

It features Pope Productions as producer, Jonathan Goldsmith (musician) in charge of musical score, and Jan Kiesser as head of cinematography.

Rare Birds is recorded in English and originally aired in Canada. Each episode of Rare Birds is 99 mins. long. Rare Birds is distributed by Filmax Home Video (2005) (Spain) (DVD).

The cast includes: Andy Jones as Phonce, and William Hurt... as Dave.

Rare Birds Quotes

Andy Jones as Phonce

• (Andy Jones) "There's two kinds of people in the world: those whose arse holes seize up during a crisis and those who s*** themselves. Winston Churchill, during the blitz for instance; his sphincter locked with bulldog determination. They say he never s*** during the entire Battle of Britain."

• (Andy Jones) "There's a phone booth down by the baseball diamond. Now nobody will see you there and it's nice and quiet."
• (William Hurt...) "Why can't we make the phone call from here?"
• (Andy Jones) "Because, sir, we've got to cover our backs. Alright, Dave? They've probably got some sort of a call-tracing mechanism down at the CBC just in case some lunatic calls in and says he's planning on skullf***ing the premier."

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