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Quick Change Quotes

Quick Change is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . Quick Change stopped airing in 1970.

It features Bill Murray, and Robert Greenhut as producer, Randy Edelman in charge of musical score, and Michael Chapman (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Quick Change is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Quick Change is 89 minutes long. Quick Change is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Bob Elliott as Bank Guard, Bill Murray as Grimm, Philip Bosco as Bus Driver, Randy Quaid as Loomis, Geena Davis as Phyllis, Jason Robards as Chief Rotzinger, Stanley Tucci as Johnny, and Tony Shalhoub as Cab Driver.

Quick Change Quotes

Geena Davis as Phyllis

  • (Geena Davis) "Oh, we're REALLY making good time now."
  • (Geena Davis) "A real man? Who has to use a gun and hold people prisoner? You're not a man. You're a coward."
  • (Unnamed) "She does not speak for the rest of us Mr. Clown. We think that you are quite brave and manly."
  • (Geena Davis) "You big p*****. You're all a bunch of PUSSIES."
  • (Geena Davis) "What's that smell?"
  • (Bill Murray) "Used wine."
  • (Geena Davis) "To the God-damned AIRPORT."
  • (Randy Quaid) "Whatta got? s*** in your ears?"
  • (Geena Davis) "Nothing's your fault --"
  • (Geena Davis) "-- except you honked the f***ing horn."
  • (Geena Davis) "Great. We'll have to sail a raft to Fiji like Thor Heyerdahl."

Randy Quaid as Loomis

  • (Randy Quaid) "Now, we're going to find a familiar street soon."
  • (Geena Davis) "I'd settle for a familiar borough."
  • (Randy Quaid) "I saw a sign. Phyllis."
  • (Randy Quaid) "You aren't going to hit me again are you?"
  • (Bill Murray) "I haven't hit anybody since I was nine."
  • (Randy Quaid) "Yeah, but it was me you hit."
  • (Randy Quaid) "It's bad luck just SEEING a thing like that."
  • (Randy Quaid) "Please God. We need a cab. One lousy f***in' cab."
  • (Randy Quaid) "Ten thousand dollars for a taxi."
  • (Geena Davis) "And a blow job."
  • (Randy Quaid) "It was an accident, Phyllis."
  • (Geena Davis) "Oh, you know? So was Chernobyl."
  • (Bill Murray) "True, but Loomis didn't irradiate anybody."

Bill Murray as Grimm

  • (Flight Attendant) "Do you think you're late enough?"
  • (Bill Murray) "Oh, you must be from around here."
  • (Bill Murray) "I booked the eleven o'clock to Martinique."
  • (Geena Davis) "Martinique?"
  • (Randy Quaid) "Martinique? But I don't know anything about Martinique."
  • (Bill Murray) "What did you know about Fiji?"
  • (Randy Quaid) "Well -- nothing."
  • (Bill Murray) "Thank you Roy. God. Alright, Roy's going to get us the duggle bag, a wheelchair and some skis out of lost luggage to cover your limp."
  • (Randy Quaid) "Did you give him a couple of bucks?"
  • (Bill Murray) "Yeah, try $1200. Scary but Roy's sixth sense told him we were in some kind of jam --"
  • (Randy Quaid) "ESP exists, Grimm. They've proved it."
  • (Bill Murray) "Yeah, you picking up anything from me right now, pal?"
  • (Bill Murray) "I'm sure no harm will come to me once I'm inside the bank all by myself."
  • (Bill Murray) "If I can sleep ten days and nights in a rice patty, I can certainly last in this lousy bank."
  • (Bill Murray) "When you say "near" the airport --"
  • (Philip Bosco) ".48 miles."
  • (Bill Murray) "Alright. When do we get there?"
  • (Philip Bosco) "22:30 hours."
  • (Bill Murray) "When is that? In human time."
  • (Philip Bosco) "10:30."
  • (Bill Murray) "10:30. Say you had to walk it --"
  • (Philip Bosco) "With that injured individual?"
  • (Bill Murray) "Yes."
  • (Philip Bosco) "I can't give you a precise figure on that."
  • (Bill Murray) "Come on. Make a guess."
  • (Philip Bosco) "21 minutes."
  • (Bill Murray) "Oh sir. You forgot your map. And our millions of dollars."
  • (Bill Murray) "The man is an animal. Ripping out phones, urinating on desks -- you see what he did to Ms. Cochran's shirt? There's a scratch here, I mean, it's not deep, but -- it's there."
  • (Geena Davis) "It's okay."
  • (Jason Robards) "Did he hurt anybody else? Is the strain beginning to show on him?"
  • (Bill Murray) ""If I could sleep ten days and nights in a rice paddy, I could certainly last in this lousy bank." This is what the animal said to us. He says to Ms. Cochran here:"
  • (Bill Murray) ""Baby. Up your butt with a coconut." I think he was prepared to do it. Except I saw no coconut. He, uh, he had no coconut to my knowledge."
  • (Bill Murray) "Button it up, pal. Nobody likes a whiner."
  • (Bill Murray) "There must be alot of competition for that corner."
  • (Geena Davis) "It's a good thing she's not too symbolic or anything."
  • (Randy Quaid) "what does that mean anyway? Flores por el muerte?"
  • (Bill Murray) "I sure couldn't tell ya'."
  • (Geena Davis) "Aw, you know Grimm, it means flowers for the dead."
  • (Randy Quaid) "Oh. We're all gonna die. We're a-a-a-ll gonna d-i-i-e."

Bob Elliott as Bank Guard

  • (Bob Elliott) "I said "we're closed," Bozo."
  • (Bill Murray) ": I wouldn't. And that's Mr. Bozo, okay?"
  • (Bob Elliott) "What the Hell kind of clown are you?"
  • (Bill Murray) "The crying on the inside kind, I guess."

Jason Robards as Chief Rotzinger

  • (Jason Robards) "Listen, I've had just about enough of your comedy, clown. We're coming in through the plate glass."
  • (Bill Murray) "Alright, I gotta hang-up now, because I gotta go kill everybody."
  • (Jason Robards) "All we've got going for us is the city. Our only hope is they're mired down in the same s*** that you and I have to wade through every day."

Tony Shalhoub as Cab Driver

  • (Tony Shalhoub) "Wheddehettu?"

Philip Bosco as Bus Driver

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Stanley Tucci as Johnny

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