Qpid Quotes

Qpid is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Qpid completed its run in 1970.

It features Dennis McCarthy (composer) in charge of musical score.

Each episode of Qpid is 45 minutes (runtime) long.

Qpid Quotes

• (Q) "You've never actually been to the ruins at Tagus III, have you?"
• (Captain Jean-Luc Picard) "No. They were sealed off more than a century ago."
• (Q) "Well, that explains it, then. How can you write about something that you've never seen? I know. Why don't I take you there?"
• (Captain Jean-Luc Picard) "Out of the question. That would mean breaking Taguan law."
• (Q) "Must you always be so ethical? I suppose we could travel back in time. You could see what Tagus was like two billion years ago. They really knew how to party back in those days."

• (Captain Jean-Luc Picard) "My staff and I were brought here by an old adversary of mine named Q. But I'll tell you the rest of that when we're safe. Come on, we don't have much time."
• (Vash) "And the others are outside?"
• (Captain Jean-Luc Picard) "They're waiting for us back in Sherwood Forest."
• (Vash) "You -- you mean you came here alone?"
• (Captain Jean-Luc Picard) "That's right. Now come on."
• (Vash) "What kind of plan is that?"
• (Captain Jean-Luc Picard) "It's an excellent one if you'd just hurry up."
• (Vash) "You do realize that our lives are at stake here?"
• (Captain Jean-Luc Picard) "Only too well."
• (Vash) "And this is the best strategy you could come up with, one man against an entire castle?"
• (Captain Jean-Luc Picard) "You have a better one?"
• (Vash) "How about this: you go, I'll stay here."
• (Captain Jean-Luc Picard) "And do what?"
• (Vash) "Marry Sir Guy, if I have to."
• (Captain Jean-Luc Picard) "Well, that's brilliant."

• (Captain Jean-Luc Picard) "I don't want your help, your advice, your favors, or for that matter, you, do you understand? Once and for all."
• (Q) "You would have me stand idly by as she led you to your destruction?"
• (Captain Jean-Luc Picard) "Yes."
• (Q) "As you wish."

• (Captain Jean-Luc Picard) "Vash. How did you get in here?"
• (Vash) "I came in through the window."

• (Captain Jean-Luc Picard) "I think this is supposed to be Earth; somewhere -- round about the twelfth century. And this is England, or to be more precise, Sherwood Forest; at least Q's recreation of it."
• (Commander William T. Riker) "That would explain these costumes."
• (Captain Jean-Luc Picard) "Quite right, Number One; or -- should I say 'John Little'?"
• (Doctor Beverly Crusher) "Well, if he's Little John, that makes you --"
• (Captain Jean-Luc Picard) "I know. Robin Hood."

• (Servant) "Oh, you'll wear yourself out with all that pacing, milady."
• (Vash) "Told you to stop calling me that. The name's Vash."
• (Servant) "Ooh, my poor lamb. You've got a brain sickness for sure. Oh, can't I get you something to ease your suffering?"
• (Vash) "I could use a drink."
• (Servant) "Well, I wasn't thinking of spirits, milady. But I have some nice, fresh leeches. To drain the fever."

• (Vash) "You must be Commander Riker."
• (Commander William T. Riker) "I'm afraid you have me at a disadvantage."
• (Vash) "I didn't mean to interrupt. I believe you were about to tell me that my eyes are as mysterious as the stars."
• (Commander William T. Riker) "You're Betazoid."

• (Captain Jean-Luc Picard) "You are the most stubborn woman I ever knew."

• (Q) "Without your assistance on our last encounter, I would never have survived. I would've taken my own life but for you."
• (Captain Jean-Luc Picard) "We all make mistakes."

• (Q) "Jean-Luc, it's wonderful to see you again. How about a big hug?"
• (Q) "Well, don't just stand there, say something."
• (Captain Jean-Luc Picard) "Get out of my chair."

• (Vash) "You're Q."
• (Q) "Yes. And you are a very interesting woman."

• (Captain Jean-Luc Picard) "A captain does not reveal his personal feelings to his crew."
• (Vash) "Is that a Starfleet regulation? Or did you just make that up yourself?"
• (Captain Jean-Luc Picard) "I'm sorry if you're upset."
• (Vash) "And I'm sorry if my being here embarrasses you."

• (Lieutenant Worf) "Sorry."

• (Lieutenant Worf) "Sir, I protest. I am not a merry man."

• (Vash) "He was right about one thing, you know. As ridiculous as it was, his game did prove that you still care."
• (Captain Jean-Luc Picard) "I may not show my feelings to my crew; but I do have them."

• (Captain Jean-Luc Picard) "If you have hurt any of my people --"
• (Q) "Sadly enough, they're all fine. But my point is, they could've been killed, and so might've you; all for the love of a maid. My debt to you, Picard, is paid."

• (Vash) "That's the problem with being such a well-known liar. Even when I'm telling the truth, no one believes me."

• (Captain Jean-Luc Picard) "So, where are you off to now?"
• (Vash) "I haven't made up my mind."
• (Q) "After all, she has the entire universe to choose from."
• (Vash) "Meet my new partner."
• (Captain Jean-Luc Picard) "Him?"
• (Vash) "Why not?"
• (Captain Jean-Luc Picard) "I'll tell you why not."
• (Q) "Now, Jean-Luc, let's not be unkind."
• (Captain Jean-Luc Picard) "He's devious, and amoral, and unreliable, and irresponsible, and -- and definitely not to be trusted."
• (Vash) "Remind you of someone you know?"
• (Captain Jean-Luc Picard) "As a matter of fact, it does."

• (Lieutenant Worf) "Nice legs -- For a human."

• (Captain Jean-Luc Picard) "Some other time, Q. Right now, I have other matters to attend to."
• (Q) "Yes, your speech, I read it. It's dull, plodding, pedantic, much like yourself."

• (Q) "You are simply the most impossible person to buy a gift for."

• (Counselor Troi) "The Captain is a very private man."

• (Commander William T. Riker) "Eternity never looked so lovely."

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