Python Night – 30 Years of Monty Python Quotes

Python Night is a TV show that first aired in 1999 on BBC 2. Python Night – 30 Years of Monty Python completed its run in 1970.

Python Night was on for 1 episodes. Python Night is created by John Cleese.

Each episode of Python Night is 220 minutes long. Python Night is produced by BBC. Spinoffs for this show include Monty Python's Personal Best.

Python Night Quotes

• (Eric) "It's ridiculous, there's no sense to it at all. Why are the Vikings there? Why are they dressed as Vikings? Why are they singing love songs to pressed meat?"

• (Eric) "Is Monty Python still alive? Well, technically, yes. He is on a wife support system in an old jokes' home in Surrey. When reached for tonight's tribute, he said, "Coo," then asked for a new bedpan. So the legendary wit has not gone with the passing of time -- or his colon."

• (John Cleese) "400 years ago we would have be burned for this film. Now I am suggesting we have made an advance."

• (Unnamed) "I'd like to see that nice Michael Palet doing one of his travel programmes. You know when he says Hello, I'm Michael Palin and they say oh hello Michael how are you. And he says oh I'm very very well thank. What a nice hat you have. Would you like to come in and he says oh good idea and on and on and on."

• (Eric) "Well, John's obviously the cruel heartless bastard."
• (Unnamed) "Now I know some hospitals where you get the patients lying around in beds."
• (Eric) "Michael's the sweet, slightly ineffective lower middle class one."
• (Unnamed) "I have a silly walk and I'd like to obtain a government grant to help me develop it."
• (Eric) "Terry is the ratbag woman."
• (Eric) "and Gilliam is anything with unpleasant makeup jobs."

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