Punisher: War Zone Quotes

Punisher: War Zone is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Punisher: War Zone ended its run in 1970.

It features Gale Anne Hurd as producer, Michael Wandmacher in charge of musical score, and Steve Gainer as head of cinematography.

Punisher: War Zone is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Punisher: War Zone is 103 minutes long. Punisher: War Zone is distributed by Lionsgate Films.

The cast includes: David Vadim as Priest, Carlos Gonzalez-Vio as Carlos, Stephanie Janusauskas as Grace, Doug Hutchison as Loony Bin Jim, Doug Hutchison as Billy Russoti, Julie Benz as Angela, Dominic West as Jigsaw, Wayne Knight as Micro, Mark Camacho as Pittsy, Julie Benz as Angela Donatelli, Dash Mihok as Martin Soap, Aubert Pallascio as Tiberiu, and T.J. Storm as Maginty.

Punisher: War Zone Quotes

Dominic West as Jigsaw

• (Dominic West) "Whoa, gentlemen, gentlemen. Relax. We're lookin' for, uh, a few good men. And we'd like to offer you the opportunity to be -- all that you can be. Now we've all suffered loss at the hands of the Punisher. And because we don't look like everybody else, and because we don't act like everybody else, nobody does a god**** thing about it. Well I say he ain't the only one who can take the law into his own hands. So if you're as sick of this cocksucker as I am, raise your armies. You'll be well paid, you'll be well armed, and at the end of it, the Punisher will be dead."

• (Dominic West) "On three. One -- two --"
• (Frank Castle) "You won't feel a thing, Micro."
• (Dominic West) "-- three."

• (Dominic West) "Welcome, welcome, welcome."

Dash Mihok as Martin Soap

• (Frank Castle) "Let me out."
• (Dash Mihok) "You know, Frank, giving you a tip is one thing, password to the crime database is another, but letting you go?"
• (Frank Castle) "Soap."
• (Dash Mihok) "Fine."

• (Dash Mihok) "Oh, God. Now I've got brain splattered all over me."

• (Dash Mihok) "What happened to you?"
• (Saffiotti) "Your Punisher, he disarmed me, held me at gunpoint, and stole our damn ride. And where the hell were you, huh?"
• (Dash Mihok) "I knew he would come."
• (Dash Mihok) "Hey, let me get your statement. Come on, Saffiotti, tell me everything, how'd it go down, huh? Huh?"

• (Special Agent Paul Budiansky) "Would you mind explaining to me, how a handcuffed criminal in custody escapes from your locked car?"
• (Dash Mihok) "Castle's a slippery one."

• (Unnamed) "Suspects are armed and dangerous, I repeat suspects are armed and dangerous."
• (Special Agent Paul Budiansky) "Let's do this."
• (Dash Mihok) "Really?"
• (Special Agent Paul Budiansky) "Just drive the car."

• (Dash Mihok) "So when did Donatelli go undercover?"
• (Special Agent Paul Budiansky) "We were partners in narcotics. Unfortunately, most of the blow we confiscated ended up in my nose. Internal Affairs tried to get Nicky to rat me out. He wouldn't, so they sent him undercover. He's dead because of me."
• (Dash Mihok) "So you still "skiin' the old alps"?"
• (Special Agent Paul Budiansky) "No. That's in the past."

• (Dash Mihok) "How'd you figure it out?"
• (Special Agent Paul Budiansky) "Unless you've arrested Houdini, a handcuffed suspect doesn't usually escape from custody that easily."
• (Dash Mihok) "Wow. You know, you're not as stupid as you --"
• (Dash Mihok) "I didn't say that."

Doug Hutchison as Billy Russoti

• (Doug Hutchison) "Yummy, yummy, yummy in my tummy, tummy, tummy."

• (Doug Hutchison) "Won't be replacing that son of yours anytime soon."
• (Doug Hutchison) "Blood in the urine: an early indicator of kidney failure."
• (Doug Hutchison) "You should be seeing double right about now."
• (Doug Hutchison) "That would be a torn mensicus."

• (Doug Hutchison) "I axed you a Question. If you don't answer me, I guess I'll just have to axe you again."

• (Plastic Surgeon) "Okay, let's do this."
• (Plastic Surgeon) "Some experimental polymers -- a few strategically-placed alloy plates -- and just the tiniest bit of horse-hide."
• (Doug Hutchison) "The tiniest bit of what ?"

• (Doug Hutchison) "Billy?"
• (Dominic West) "Just when I think I'm okay -- I catch my reflection in the mirror. Look what he's done to me. I'm horrible, horrible --"
• (Doug Hutchison) "No, no, no, no --"
• (Doug Hutchison) "Don't cry, brother. I promise you two things: one, I will kill Castle, slowly, and painfully. And two, you will never have to look at your reflection as long as you're with me."

• (Doug Hutchison) "Meow."

• (Doug Hutchison) "You look fantastic, brother."

• (Doug Hutchison) "Catch."
• (Doug Hutchison) "What do you say we play a game? You got one round left in there. You shoot one of these two, and I'll let the other go free. So, who's it going to be, your fat friend over here, or the nice little piece of jailbait over there?"
• (Frank Castle) "Burn in hell."
• (Doug Hutchison) "Okay, then they both die."
• (Wayne Knight) "Frank. She's a kid, shoot me."

• (Doug Hutchison) "Do I fix your makeup for you?"

Aubert Pallascio as Tiberiu

• (Special Agent Paul Budiansky) "I'm looking for Tiberiu. Cristu's father."
• (Aubert Pallascio) "Indeed? Why?"
• (Special Agent Paul Budiansky) "Because if I were Tiberiu, I'd want to punish the man who was responsible for sending my son to jail for the rest of his life."
• (Aubert Pallascio) "And how would you do that?"
• (Special Agent Paul Budiansky) "I'd tell him where he's going to be and when."
• (Aubert Pallascio) "And what do you get from this?"
• (Special Agent Paul Budiansky) "I don't like him. I want him taken care of."
• (Aubert Pallascio) "No worries, my friend."

Stephanie Janusauskas as Grace

• (Stephanie Janusauskas) "Mommy."
• (Doug Hutchison) "Boo."
• (Doug Hutchison) "Hello, Mrs. Donatelli or will you be calling yourself "Miss" from now on?"
• (Julie Benz) "What do you want from us?"
• (Doug Hutchison) "I'm looking for my money, which your rat of a husband stole from me."
• (Julie Benz) "But we don't have it, I swear to God."
• (Doug Hutchison) "How about you, sweet cheeks? Would you also like to swear on an imaginary friend?"

• (Stephanie Janusauskas) "You're standing in my light."
• (Frank Castle) "Here you go, for the next time someone is standing in your light."

Mark Camacho as Pittsy

• (Mark Camacho) "Hey. Where the f*** are you going?"
• (T.J. Storm) "Um, would it be all right if I took the roof instead of the door?"
• (Mark Camacho) "Whatever."
• (T.J. Storm) "You're a f***ing saint."

• (Mark Camacho) "He didn't mean anything by it, sometimes he opens his mouth without thinking. Sorry about that, Billy."
• (Dominic West) "Billy is dead. From now on -- you call me Jigsaw."

Julie Benz as Angela Donatelli

• (Julie Benz) "Step the f*** away from my little girl."
• (Stephanie Janusauskas) "Mom, that's a Dad word."
• (Julie Benz) "Go inside, Grace."
• (Julie Benz) "You're messing with the wrong family on the wrong day, asshole."
• (Julie Benz) "You. You look -- what are you doing here? What makes you think you can come here?"
• (Frank Castle) "You have a scared little girl."
• (Julie Benz) "Shut up, just shut your mouth."
• (Frank Castle) "I'm sorry."
• (Julie Benz) "I said shut up."
• (Julie Benz) "What's this?"
• (Frank Castle) "Something to help out."
• (Julie Benz) "No. No, you don't get to do that. You don't get to shoot my husband in cold blood and then stop at the ATM."
• (Stephanie Janusauskas) "It's for your daughter."
• (Julie Benz) "This is what you deserve. What you did to Nick. Who punishes you ?"
• (Frank Castle) "He taught you how to shoot. A good agent keeps his family safe, they can't always be here. Took you out to the range, showed you what to do."
• (Frank Castle) "This is what you do. Squeeze, don't pull."
• (Stephanie Janusauskas) "I can't find my red pen. Mom, I need it."
• (Julie Benz) "Take it."

• (Julie Benz) "Wait, wait. My husband, Nicky. We talked about you. Argued about you. He said you were one of the good guys."

Carlos Gonzalez-Vio as Carlos

• (Carlos Gonzalez-Vio) "See you in hell."
• (Frank Castle) "If I see you anywhere near Hell, I'll kick your ass out."

Wayne Knight as Micro

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

David Vadim as Priest

• (David Vadim) "God be with you, Frank."
• (Frank Castle) "Sometimes I would like to get my hands on God."

• (David Vadim) "For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you."
• (Frank Castle) "Matthew 7:2."
• (David Vadim) "You're a long way from the seminary, Frank."
• (Frank Castle) "I accepted that a long time ago."

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