Pulp Fiction Quotes

Pulp Fiction is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Pulp Fiction ended its run in 1970.

It features Lawrence Bender as producer, and Andrzej Sekuła as head of cinematography.

Pulp Fiction is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Pulp Fiction is 154 minutes long. Pulp Fiction is distributed by Miramax Films.

Pulp Fiction Quotes

(Vincent) "Jules, if you give that f***in' nimrod fifteen hundred dollars, I'm gonna shoot him on general principles."

(Marsellus) "Motherf***er."

(Jules) "s*** Negro. That's all you had to say."

(Fabienne) "I like the way you stink."

(Marsellus) "You see, this profession is filled to the brim with unrealistic motherf***ers. Motherf***ers who thought their ass would age like wine. If you mean it turns to vinegar, it does. If you mean it gets better with age, it don't."

(Pumpkin) "Garçon. Coffee."
(Waitress) "'Garçon' means boy."

(The Wolf) "You guys look like -- What do they look like, Jimmie?"
(Jimmie) "Dorks. They look like a couple of dorks."
(Jules) "Ha-ha-ha. They're your clothes, motherf***er."

(Vincent) "And you know what they call a -- a -- a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?"
(Jules) "They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?"
(Vincent) "No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the f*** a Quarter Pounder is."
(Jules) "Then what do they call it?"
(Vincent) "They call it a Royale with cheese."
(Jules) "A Royale with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac?"
(Vincent) "Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it le Big-Mac."
(Jules) "Le Big-Mac. Ha ha ha ha. What do they call a Whopper?"
(Vincent) "I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King."

(Jules) "Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?"
(Brett) "No."
(Jules) "Tell him, Vincent."
(Vincent) "Royale with cheese."
(Jules) "Royale with cheese. Do you know why they call it a Royale with cheese?"
(Brett) "Because of the metric system?"
(Jules) "Check out the big brain on Brett. You one smart motherf***er."

(Marsellus) "In the fifth, your ass goes down. Say it."
(Butch) "In the fifth, my ass goes down."

(Lance) "Still got your Malibu?"
(Vincent) "Aw, man. You know what some f***er did the other day?"
(Lance) "What?"
(Vincent) "f***ing keyed it."
(Lance) "Oh, man, that's f***ed up."
(Vincent) "Tell me about it. I had it in storage for three years, it was out for five days and some dickless piece of s*** f***ed with it."
(Lance) "They should be f***ing killed. No trial, no jury, straight to execution."
(Vincent) "Boy, I wish I could've caught him doing it. I'd have given anything to catch that asshole doing it. It'd been worth him doing it just so I could've caught him doing it."
(Lance) "What a f***er."
(Vincent) "What's more chickens*** than f***ing with a man's automobile? I mean, don't f*** with another man's vehicle."
(Lance) "You don't do it."
(Vincent) "It's just against the rules."

(Paul) "So, I hear you're taking Mia out."
(Vincent) "At Marsellus's request."
(Paul) "You met Mia yet?"
(Vincent) "No."
(Vincent) "What's so f***ing funny?"
(Jules) "I gotta piss."
(Vincent) "Look, I'm not stupid. It's the Big Man's wife. I'm gonna sit across from her, chew my food with my mouth closed, laugh at her f***ing jokes, and that's it."

(Fabienne) "Any time of the day is a good time for pie."

(Jules) "My name's Pitt, and your ass ain't talkin' your way outta this s***."

(Jules) "Hey, that's Kool and the Gang."

(Jody) "That was pretty f***ing trippy --"

(Vincent) "Why the f*** didn't you tell us somebody was in the bathroom? Slipped your mind? Did you forget that somebody was in there with a god**** hand cannon?"

(The Wolf) "That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten."

(Vincent) "If you'll excuse me, I gotta go home and have a heart attack."

(Lance) "Here, I'll tell you what to do."
(Vincent) "No no no no man, man I ain't giving her -- You -- you, you're gonna give her the shot --"
(Lance) "No, you're gonna give her the shot --"
(Vincent) "I ain't givin' her the shot --"
(Lance) "Well, I ain't givin' her the shot."
(Vincent) "I never done this before."
(Lance) "Yeah, I ain't ever done it before either, alright? I ain't starting now. Look, you brought her here, and that means that you're giving her the shot. The day that I bring an OD-ing bitch over to your house, then I give her the shot. Give her the shot."
(Vincent) "Give it to me."
(Jody) "Here."
(Vincent) "Gimme that."

(Jules) "There's a passage I got memorized, seems appropriate for this situation: Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.""

(Esmeralda) "You killed the other boxing man."
(Butch) "He's dead?"
(Esmeralda) "The radio said he was dead."
(Butch) "Sorry about that, Floyd."

(Jody) "Lance. The god**** phone's ringing."
(Lance) "I can hear it."
(Jody) "I thought you told those f***ing assholes never to call here this late."
(Lance) "Yeah, I told them. And that is exactly what I'm going to tell this f***ing asshole, right now."

(Trudi) "You know how they use that gun to pierce your ears? They don't use that when they pierce your nipples, do they?"
(Jody) "Forget that gun. That gun goes against the entire idea behind piercing. All of my piercings, sixteen places on my body, all of them done with a needle. Five in each ear, one through the nipple on my left breast, one through my right nostril, one through my left eyebrow, one in my lip, one in my clit -- and I wear a stud in my tongue."
(Vincent) "Excuse me, but I was just wondering -- why do you wear a stud in your tongue?"
(Jody) "It's a sex thing. It helps fellatio."
(Lance) "Don Vincenzo. Step into my office?"

(Vincent) "Go home, cool off, and that's all you got to do."

(Captain Koons) "The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you."

(Butch) "I think I have a broken rib."
(Fabienne) "From giving me oral pleasure?"

(Mia) "I have to go powder my nose."

(Butch) "You lookin at something, friend?"
(Vincent) "You ain't my friend, Palooka."
(Butch) "What's that?"
(Vincent) "I think you heard me just fine, Punchy."

(Jules) "I think her biggest deal was she starred in a pilot."
(Vincent) "Pilot? What's a pilot?"
(Jules) "Well, you know the shows on TV?"
(Vincent) "I don't watch TV."
(Jules) "Yeah, but, you are aware that there's an invention called television, and on this invention they show shows, right?"
(Vincent) "Yeah."
(Jules) "Well, the way they pick TV shows is, they make one show. That show's called a pilot. Then they show that one show to the people who pick shows, and on the strength of that one show they decide if they want to make more shows. Some get chosen and become television programs. Some don't, become nothing. She starred in one of the ones that became nothing."

(Vincent) "I think we should be leaving now."
(Jules) "Yeah, that's probably a good idea."

(Jules) "Now Yolanda, we're not gonna do anything stupid, are we?"
(Yolanda) "You don't hurt him."
(Jules) "Nobody's gonna hurt anybody. We're gonna be like three little Fonzies here. And what's Fonzie like? Come on Yolanda what's Fonzie like?"
(Yolanda) "Cool?"
(Jules) "What?"
(Yolanda) "He's cool."
(Jules) "Correctamundo. And that's what we're gonna be. We're gonna be cool. Now Ringo, I'm gonna count to three, and when I count three, you let go of your gun, and sit your ass down. But when you do it, you do it cool. Ready? One -- two -- three."
(Yolanda) "All right, now you let him go."
(Jules) "Yolanda, I thought you said you were gonna be cool. Now when you yell at me, it makes me nervous. And when I get nervous, I get scared. And when motherf***ers get scared, that's when motherf***ers accidentally get shot."
(Yolanda) "You just know, you touch him, you die."
(Jules) "Well, that seems to be the situation. But I don't want that. And you don't want that. And Ringo here definitely doesn't want that."

(Fabienne) "I was looking at myself in the mirror."
(Butch) "Uh-huh?"
(Fabienne) "I wish I had a pot."
(Butch) "You were lookin' in the mirror and you wish you had some pot?"
(Fabienne) "A pot. A pot belly. Pot bellies are sexy."
(Butch) "Well you should be happy, 'cause you do."
(Fabienne) "Shut up, Fatso. I don't have a pot. I have a bit of a tummy, like Madonna when she did "Lucky Star," it's not the same thing."
(Butch) "I didn't realize there was a difference between a tummy and a pot belly."
(Fabienne) "The difference is huge."
(Butch) "You want me to have a pot?"
(Fabienne) "No. Pot bellies make a man look either oafish, or like a gorilla. But on a woman, a pot belly is very sexy. The rest of you is normal. Normal face, normal legs, normal hips, normal ass, but with a big, perfectly round pot belly. If I had one, I'd wear a tee-shirt two sizes too small to accentuate it."
(Butch) "You think guys would find that attractive?"
(Fabienne) "I don't give a damn what men find attractive. It's unfortunate what we find pleasing to the touch and pleasing to the eye is seldom the same."

(Butch) "Where's my watch?"
(Fabienne) "It's there."
(Butch) "No it's not."
(Fabienne) "It should be."
(Butch) "Yes, it most definitely should be but it's not here now, so where the f*** is it?"

(Butch) "How was your breakfast?"
(Fabienne) "It was good --"
(Butch) "Did you get the pancakes, the blueberry pancakes?"
(Fabienne) "No, no, they didn't have blueberry pancakes, I had to get buttermilk; are you sure you're okay?"
(Butch) "Honey, since I left you, this has been without a doubt the single weirdest f***ing day of my life. Come on, hop on; I'll tell you all about it."

(Mia) "Don't you hate that?"
(Vincent) "What?"
(Mia) "Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bulls*** in order to be comfortable?"
(Vincent) "I don't know. That's a good question."
(Mia) "That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the f*** up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence."

(Butch) "I'll be back before you can say Blueberry pie."
(Fabienne) "Blueberry pie."
(Butch) "Okay, maybe not that fast. But pretty fast, alright?"

(Vincent) "Hurry up, Lance. We're losing her."
(Lance) "I'm lookin' as fast as I can."
(Jody) "What's he looking for?"
(Vincent) "I dunno. Some book."
(Jody) "What're you looking for?"
(Lance) "A little black medical book."
(Jody) "What're you looking for?"
(Lance) "A little black f***in' medical book. It's like a textbook they give to nurses."
(Jody) "I never saw no medical book."
(Lance) "Trust me, I have one."
(Jody) "Well, if it's so important, why don't you keep it with the shot?"
(Lance) "I DON'T KNOW. STOP BOTHERING ME."
(Jody) "Listen, while you're looking for it, that girl's gonna die on our carpet. You're never gonna find anything in this mess."
(Lance) "I'm gonna f***in' kill you IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP."
(Vincent) "STOP ARGUING AND GET IN HERE."

(Esmeralda) "So what does it feel like to kill a man with your bare hands? It's a topic I'm very interested in."

(Vincent) "That's a pretty f***ing good milkshake. I don't know if it's worth five dollars but it's pretty f***ing good."

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(Vincent) "You know what they put on French fries in Holland instead of ketchup?"
(Jules) "What?"
(Vincent) "Mayonnaise."
(Jules) "god****."
(Vincent) "I've seen 'em do it, man. They f***in' drown 'em in that s***."

(Mia) "I said God Damn. God Damn --"
(Mia) "-- God damn --"

(Vincent) "Thank you. Mind if I shoot it up here?"
(Lance) "Hey, mi casa su casa."

(Vincent) "Get her the shot."
(Lance) "I will if you let me."
(Vincent) "I ain't f***in' stopping you."
(Lance) "Well, then quit talking to me, talk to her."
(Vincent) "Get the shot."

(Jules) "You read the Bible, Brett?"
(Brett) "Yes."
(Jules) "Well, there's this passage I got memorized, sorta fits the occasion. "Ezekiel 25:17". "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of cherish and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness for he is truly his keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.""

(Mia) "So did you think of something to say?"
(Vincent) "Actually, I did. However, you seem like a really nice person, and I -- I don't want to offend you."
(Mia) "Oooh. This doesn't sound like the usual mindless boring getting to know you chit chat. It sounds like you actually have something to say."
(Vincent) "Well, well, I do, I do. But you have to promise not to be offended."
(Mia) "No. No, no. You can't promise something like that. I have no idea what you're going to ask me. So you can go ahead and ask me what you're going to ask me, and my natural response could be to get offended, then through no fault of my own I would have broken my promise."
(Vincent) "Let's just forget it."
(Mia) "That's an impossibility. Trying to forget anything as intriguing as this would be an exercise in futility."
(Vincent) "Is that a fact?"
(Mia) "Besides, isn't it more, ah, exciting when you don't have permission?"
(Vincent) "Alright, alright. Welp. Here goes. Uh. What did you, um, think about what happened to Antoine?"
(Mia) "Who's Antoine?"
(Vincent) "Tony Rocky Horror. You know him."
(Mia) "Fell out of a window."
(Vincent) "Hmm, hmm. Well, that is one way to say it. Another way to say it would be that he was thrown out. Another way would be that he was thrown out by Marcellus. And yet even another way to say it was that he was thrown out of the window by Marcellus because of you."
(Mia) "Is that a fact?"
(Vincent) "No, no. It's not a fact, it's just what I heard. It's just what I heard."
(Mia) "Who told you?"
(Vincent) "They."
(Mia) "They talk a lot, don't they?"
(Vincent) "They certainly do. They certainly do."
(Mia) "Don't be shy, Vincent, what else did they say?"
(Vincent) "Well, I'm, I'm not shy, um --"
(Mia) "Did it involve the F word?"
(Vincent) "No. No, no. They just said that Antoine had given you a foot massage."
(Mia) "And?"
(Vincent) "And nothing, nothing. That's it."
(Mia) "You heard Marcellus threw Tony Rocky Horror out a four story window for giving me a foot massage? And you believe that?"
(Vincent) "Well, I mean, at the time I was told, it sounded reasonable."
(Mia) "Marcellus throwing Tony out of a four story window for massaging my feet seem reasonable?"
(Vincent) "No, it seemed excessive, but that doesn't mean it didn't happen. I mean, I understand Marcellus is very, very protective of you."
(Mia) "A husband being protective of his wife is one thing, a husband almost killing another man for touching his wife's feet is something else."
(Vincent) "But did it happen?"
(Mia) "The only thing Antoine ever touched of mine was my hand, when he shook it, at my wedding."
(Vincent) "Really?"
(Mia) "Truth is, nobody knows why Marcellus threw Tony out of that four story window except Marcellus and Tony. When you little scamps get together, you're worse than a sewing circle."

(Butch) "s***. Of all the f***ing things she could forget, she forgets my father's watch."
(Butch) "I specifically reminded her; bedside table. On the Kangaroo. I said the words, "Don't forget my father's watch.""

(Man #4) "Die you motherf***ers."

(Yolanda) "You want to rob banks?"
(Pumpkin) "I'm not saying I want to rob banks, I'm just illustrating that if we did, it'd be easier than what we've been doing."
(Yolanda) "No more liquor stores?"
(Pumpkin) "What have we been talking about? Yeah, no more liquor stores. Besides, it ain't the giggle it used to be. Too many foreigners own liquor stores these days. Vietnamese, Koreans, they don't even speak f***ing English. You tell them, empty out the register, they don't know what the f*** you're talking about. They make it too personal, one of these gook f***ers is gonna make us kill him."
(Yolanda) "I'm not gonna kill anybody."
(Pumpkin) "I don't want to kill anybody either. But they'll probably put us in a situation where it's us or them. And if it's not the gooks, it's these old f***ing Jews who've owned the store for fifteen f***ing generations, you've got Grampa Irving sitting behind the counter with a f***ing Magnum in his hand. Try walking into one of those places with nothing but a phone, see how far you get."

(Jules) "Look, do you wanna play blindman? Go walk with the shepherd. But me, my eyes are wide f***ing open."
(Vincent) "What the f*** does that mean?"
(Jules) "It means, that's it for me. From here on in you can consider my ass retired."
(Vincent) "Jesus Christ."
(Jules) "Don't blaspheme."
(Vincent) "god****."
(Jules) "I said don't do that."

(The Wolf) "You're -- Jimmie, right? This is your house?"
(Jimmie) "Sure is."
(The Wolf) "I'm Winston Wolfe. I solve problems."
(Jimmie) "Good, we got one."
(The Wolf) "So I heard. May I come in?"
(Jimmie) "Uh, yeah, please do."

(Jules) "I'll just walk the earth."
(Vincent) "What'cha mean walk the earth?"
(Jules) "You know, walk the earth, meet people -- get into adventures. Like Caine from "Kung Fu.""

(Coffee Shop) "I'm the manager here. There's no problem, no problem at all --"
(Pumpkin) "You're gonna give me a problem?"
(Coffee Shop) "Noooo sir, I'm not. I'm not gonna give you any problem."
(Pumpkin) "You're gonna give me a problem? YOU ARE JUST GONNA GIVE ME A f***ING PROBLEM. YOU ARE GONNA GIVE ME A f***ING PROBLEM. Get- I don't know Honey Bunny, he looks like the hero type to me."
(Honey Bunny) "Well, just EXECUTE him."
(Coffee Shop) "I am not a hero, I'm just a coffee shop-"

(Lance) "If you're all right, then say something."
(Mia) "Something."

(Jules) "Shut the f*** up, fat man."

(Jules) "If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions."

(Maynard) "Nobody kills anyone in my store except me and Zed."
(Maynard) "That's Zed."

(Jules) "You know the shows on TV?"
(Vincent) "I don't watch TV."
(Jules) "Yeah, but, you are aware that there's an invention called television, and on this invention they show shows, right?"

(Butch) "Will you hand me a towel, Miss Beautiful Tulip?"
(Fabienne) "Ah, I like that. I like tulip. Tulip is much better than mongoloid."

(Jules) "Why you so interested in the big man's wife?"
(Vincent) "He's goin' out of town, Florida. And he asked me if I'd take care of her while he's gone."
(Jules) "Take care of her?"
(Vincent) "No, man. Just take her out. Show her a good time. Make sure she don't get lonely."
(Jules) "You're gonna be taking Mia Wallace out on a date?"
(Vincent) "It is not a date. It's just like if you were gonna take your buddy's wife to a movie or somethin'. It's just good company, that's all."
(Vincent) "It's not a date. It's definitely not a date."

(Vincent) "Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go home and have a heart attack."

(Jules) "I hate to shatter your ego, but this is not the first time I've had a gun pointed at me."
(Pumpkin) "You don't take your f***ing hand off that case, it'll be your last."

(Mia) "I'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail."

(Honey Bunny) "I love you, Pumpkin."
(Pumpkin) "I love you, Honey Bunny."
(Pumpkin) "All right, everybody be cool, this is a robbery."
(Honey Bunny) "Any of you f***ing pricks move, and I'll execute every motherf***ing last one of ya."

(Vincent) "Want some bacon?"
(Jules) "No man, I don't eat pork."
(Vincent) "Are you Jewish?"
(Jules) "Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all."
(Vincent) "Why not?"
(Jules) "Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals."
(Vincent) "Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood."
(Jules) "Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherf***er. Pigs sleep and root in s***. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces."
(Vincent) "How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces."
(Jules) "I don't eat dog either."
(Vincent) "Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?"
(Jules) "I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way."
(Vincent) "Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?"
(Jules) "Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charming motherf***in' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?"

(Vincent) "That's the Marilyn Monroe section that's Mamie Van Doren -- I don't see Jayne Mansfield, she must have the night off or something."

(Jimmie) "I can't believe this is the same car."
(The Wolf) "Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet."

(Lance) "Are you calling me on the cellular phone? I don't know you. Who is this? Don't come here, I'm hanging up the phone. Prank caller, prank caller."

(Jules) "Hey kids. How you boys doin'?"
(Jules) "Hey, keep chillin'. You know who we are? We're associates of your business partner Marsellus Wallace. You do remember your business partner don't you? Let me take a wild guess here. You're Brett, right?"
(Brett) "Yeah."
(Jules) "I thought so. You remember your business partner Marsellus Wallace, don't you, Brett?"
(Brett) "Yeah, yeah, I remember him."
(Jules) "Good. Looks like me an Vincent caught you boys at breakfast. Sorry about that. Whatcha havin'?"
(Brett) "Hamburgers."
(Jules) "Hamburgers. The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast. What kind of hamburgers?"
(Brett) "Ch-cheeseburgers."
(Jules) "No, no no, where'd you get 'em? McDonalds? Wendy's? Jack in the Box? Where?"
(Brett) "Big Kahuna Burger."
(Jules) "Big Kahuna Burger. That's that Hawaiian burger joint. I hear they got some tasty burgers. I ain't never had one myself. How are they?"
(Brett) "They're good."
(Jules) "Mind if I try one of yours? This is yours here, right?"
(Jules) "Mmm-mmmm. That is a tasty burger. Vincent, ever have a Big Kahuna Burger?"
(Jules) "Wanna bite? They're real tasty."
(Vincent) "Ain't hungry."
(Jules) "Well, if you like burgers give 'em a try sometime. I can't usually get 'em myself because my girlfriend's a vegitarian which pretty much makes me a vegitarian. But I do love the taste of a good burger. Mm-mm-mm. You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?"
(Brett) "No."
(Jules) "Tell 'em, Vincent."
(Vincent) "A Royale with cheese."
(Jules) "A Royale with cheese. You know why they call it that?"
(Brett) "Because of the metric system?"
(Jules) "Check out the big brain on Brett. You're a smart motherf***er. That's right. The metric system. What's in this?"
(Brett) "Sprite."
(Jules) "Sprite, good. You mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down?"
(Brett) "Go right ahead."
(Jules) "Ah, hit the spot."

(Butch) "That's how you're gonna beat 'em, Butch. They keep underestimating you."

(Marsellus) "You came close but you never made it. And if you were gonna make it, you would have made it before now."

(The Wolf) "Maybe I can give you guys a ride. Where do you live?"
(Vincent) "Redondo Beach."
(Jules) "Inglewood."
(The Wolf) "In your future -- I see a cab ride. Move out of the sticks, gentlemen."

(Paul) "Hey, my name's Paul and this s***'s between y'all."

(Lance) "You're going to give her an injection of adrenaline directly to her heart. But she's got, uh, breastplate --"
(Lance) "So you gotta pierce through that. So what you have to do is, you have to bring the needle down in a stabbing motion."
(Vincent) "I-I gotta stab her three times?"
(Lance) "No, you don't gotta f***ing stab her three times. You gotta stab her once, but it's gotta be hard enough to break through her breastplate into her heart, and then once you do that, you press down on the plunger."
(Vincent) "What happens after that?"
(Lance) "I'm kinda curious about that myself --"

(Mia) "I do believe Marsellus Wallace, my husband, your boss, told you to take ME out and do WHATEVER I WANTED. Now I wanna dance, I wanna win. I want that trophy, so dance good."

(The Wolf) "You see that, young lady? Respect. Respect for one's elders gives character."
(Raquel) "I have character."
(The Wolf) "Just because you are a character doesn't mean that you have character."

(Vincent) "I'll have the Douglas Sirk steak, and a vanilla Coke."
(Buddy Holly) "How would you like that? Burnt to a crisp or bloody as hell?"
(Vincent) "Bloody as hell."

(The Wolf) "Jimmie, lead the way. Boys, get to work."
(Vincent) "A please would be nice."
(The Wolf) "Come again?"
(Vincent) "I said a please would be nice."
(The Wolf) "Get it straight buster; I'm not here to say please, I'm here to tell you what to do and if self-preservation is an instinct you possess you'd better f***ing do it and do it quick. I'm here to help; if my help's not appreciated then lotsa luck, gentlemen."
(Jules) "No, Mr. Wolf, it ain't like that, your help is definitely appreciated."
(Vincent) "I don't mean any disrespect, I just don't like people barking orders at me."
(The Wolf) "If I'm curt with you it's because time is a factor. I think fast, I talk fast and I need you guys to act fast if you wanna get out of this. So, pretty please -- with sugar on top. Clean the f***ing car."

(Jody) "Who's she?"
(Lance) "Look, go to the fridge and get the thing with the O.D. adrenalin shot."
(Jody) "What's wrong with her?"
(Vincent) "She's O.D.ing."
(Jody) "Get her the hell outta her."
(Vincent) "GET THE SHOT."
(Jody) "f*** you. f*** you, too."
(Vincent) "What a f***in' bitch."
(Lance) "You just keep talking to her, all right? She's getting the shot, I'm gonna get my little black medical book."
(Vincent) "What the f*** do you need a medical book for?"
(Lance) "I've never had to give an adrenalin shot."
(Vincent) "You never give an adrenalin shot?"
(Lance) "I've never had to, all right. I don't go joy-poppin' with bubble-gummers. My friends can handle their highs."
(Vincent) "GET THE SHOT."

(Jimmie) "I'm gonna get f***in' divorced. No marriage counselling, no trial separation, I'm gonna get f***in' divorced."

(Vincent) "Oh, Jesus Christ. Oh, f*** me. f*** me."

(Fabienne) "Where's my Honda?"
(Butch) "Sorry, baby, but I had to crash that Honda."

(Marvin) "Oh, f***. I'm f***ed. Oh, f***. Oh, f***."
(Vincent) "Is he a friend of yours?"
(Jules) "Hmm? Oh, Vincent, Marvin. Marvin, Vincent."
(Vincent) "Better tell him to shut the f*** up. He's gettin' on my nerves."
(Jules) "Marvin? Marvin -- MARVIN."
(Jules) "I'd knock that s*** off if I was you."

(Vincent) "I promise I won't laugh."
(Mia) "That's what I'm afraid of, Vincent."

(Jules) "We should have shotguns for this kind of deal."
(Vincent) "How many up there?"
(Jules) "Three or four."
(Vincent) "That's countin' our guy?"
(Jules) "Not sure."
(Vincent) "So that means there could be up to five guys up there?"
(Jules) "It's possible."
(Vincent) "We should have f***in' shotguns."

(Marvin) "Man, I don't even have an opinion."

(Pumpkin) "Forget it. Too risky. I'm through doing that s***."
(Yolanda) "You always say that. That same thing every time, "I'm through, never again, too dangerous"."
(Pumpkin) "I know that's what I always say. I'm always right, too."
(Yolanda) "But you forget about it in a day or two."
(Pumpkin) "Yeah, well the days of me forgetting are over, and the days of me remembering have just begun."

(Esmeralda) "What is your name?"
(Butch) "Butch."
(Esmeralda) "What does it mean?"
(Butch) "I'm American, honey. Our names don't mean s***."

(Jules) "You, flock of seagulls, you know why we're here? Why don't you tell my man Vincent where you got the s*** hid at?"
(Marvin) "It's over th --"
(Jules) "I don't remember askin' you a god**** thing. You were saying?"
(Roger) "It's in the cupboard."
(Roger) "No, no, the one by your kn-knees."
(Jules) "We happy?"
(Jules) "Vincent. We happy?"
(Vincent) "Yeah, we happy."
(Brett) "I'm sorry, I didn't get your name. I got yours, Vincent, right? But I didn't get yours --"
(Jules) "My name's Pitt. And your ass ain't talkin' your way out of this s***."
(Brett) "No, no, I just want you to know -- I just want you to know how sorry we are that things got so f***ed up with us and Mr. Wallace. We got into this thing with the best intentions and I never --"
(Jules) "I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished. Well, allow me to retort. What does Marsellus Wallace look like?"
(Brett) "What?"
(Jules) "What country are you from?"
(Brett) "What? What? Wh; ?"
(Jules) ""What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?"
(Brett) "What?"
(Jules) "English, motherf***er, do you speak it?"
(Brett) "Yes. Yes."
(Jules) "Then you know what I'm sayin'."
(Brett) "Yes."
(Jules) "Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like."
(Brett) "What?"
(Jules) "Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherf***er, say what one more god**** time."

(Mia) "Don't you just love it when you come back from the bathroom and find your food waiting for you?"
(Vincent) "We're lucky we got anything at all. I don't think Buddy Holly's much of a waiter."

(Jules) "Tell that bitch to be cool. Say 'bitch be cool'."
(Pumpkin) "Be cool honey."
(Jules) "Say bitch be cool. Tell that f***in' bitch to chill."
(Pumpkin) "Be cool Honey Bunny."
(Jules) "Chill that f***in' bitch out."
(Pumpkin) "Shut up, Honey."

(Jules) "I don't know why, I just thought he'd be European or something because he --"
(Vincent) "Yeah, man, he's about as European as f***in' English Bob."

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