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Probably (South Park) Quotes

Probably (South Park) is a television show that first aired in 1970 . Probably ended its run in 1970.

Probably (South Park) Quotes

  • (Hell Director) "Hello, newcomers and welcome. Can everybody hear me? Hello?"
  • (Hell Director) "Can everybody -- ok. Um, I am the Hell Director. Uh, it looks like we have 8,615 of you newbies today. And for those of you who were little confused: uh, you are dead; and this is Hell. So abbandon all hope and yadda-yadda-yadda. Uh, we are now going to start the orientation PROcess which will last about --"
  • (Protestant) "Hey, wait a minute. I shouldn't be here, I was a totally strick and devout Protestant. I thought we went to heaven."
  • (Hell Director) "Yes, well, I'm afraid you are wrong."
  • (Unnamed) "I was a practicing Jehovah's Witness."
  • (Hell Director) "Uh, you picked the wrong religion as well."
  • (Unnamed) "Well who was right? Who gets in to Heaven?"
  • (Hell Director) "I'm afraid it was the MORmons. Yes, the MORmons were the correct answer."
  • (Unnamed) "Awwww --"
  • (Cartman) "Kenny said in hell people speak Spanish and the water there gives you diarrhea."
  • (Cartman) "Freinds ay' have to tell you dat last night, Ay' received a phone call from beyond da grave-ah."
  • (Cartman) "It was our departed friend, Kenny, calling from da depths of Hell. And he described what Hell is like in horrid detail-ah. He said dat in Hell, da smell is awful. He said dat in Hell -- everyone speaks Spanish."
  • (Cartman) "He said d'er is water in Hell, but if you drink it you pee blood out your ass for seven hours-ah."
  • (Unnamed) "NO."
  • (Cartman) "And perhaps worst of awl -- in Hell d'er are dozens and dozens of little trinket stores, but they all have the same little trinkets in dem."

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