Prick Up Your Ears (Family Guy) Quotes

Prick Up Your Ears (Family Guy) is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Prick Up Your Ears completed its run in 1970.

Prick Up Your Ears (Family Guy) Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Ah, that was great. Where'd you get that tattoo on your lower back?"
• (Unnamed) "I don't know, Peter. Meth is a hell of a drug."
• (Unnamed) "What?"

• (Unnamed) "Mmm, I'd love to dance, Fred Savage"

• (Unnamed) "Good Lord, Brian, what was that?"
• (Unnamed) "Oh, that was just Jillian. She's got this eating disorder, she's bulimic."
• (Unnamed) "Woah, really?"
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, her hair's falling out, and yesterday she just lost a tooth."
• (Unnamed) "Really?"
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, but that purging just makes her look fabulous."
• (Unnamed) "I mean, that's what the supermodels do, and let me tell you, some of them just look so good."
• (Unnamed) "Karen Carpenter overdid it, but I think Jillian's found a good balance."

• (Unnamed) "Meg Griffin, we need to have a talk"
• (Unnamed) "Mom."
• (Unnamed) "OH, MY, GOD., you kids were doing it -- in the EAR."
• (Unnamed) "Hey, my sandwich tastes funny. Is there something wrong with my Smuckers?"
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, it's been on my penis."

• (Unnamed) "Look Meg, A, Ear sex is just unnatural, and B, how do I say this, vaginal intercourse is -- it -- its just tops. It's the bee's knees, Meg. Oh, when your rattle it around just right, oh my god. I mean, you remember when we had that old car with the bad shocks, and I used to take the old dirt road on purpose. Meg. Meg?"
• (Unnamed) "I love you."

• (Unnamed) "I'm abstinent, Lois. It's all in these pamphlets Meg brought home from school. Sex turns straight people gay and turns gays into Mexicans. Everyone goes down a notch."

• (Unnamed) "I'll be more convincing than Mel Gibson when he apologized to the Jews."
• (Mel Gibson) "I'm really, really sorry about your big noses. I'm really sorry about how greedy you are. But most of all I'm really sorry about you dirty, underhanded, backstabbing ways. Your number one dirty Jew fan, Mel Gibson."

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